Hinata Fans: “She selflessly risked her life to defend Naruto!” No, she almost got everyone killed!
Sometimes, I wonder: how many of you have actually read the manga? Honest question. Does Hinata’s breast-size blind people to the obvious issue with her confession? All right, let’s start with her … terrible confession that only Naruto dude-bros that self-insert into Naruto find cute (they like their anime-wives to have their heads completely empty and chests filled with more fat than it’s needed):
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Pain’s expression here kills me every time as it’s the expression of every sensible person:
Then she gets one-paneled, or less-than-half-a-paneled:
God, this confession and her take down would never stop being funny. Anyhow, coming back to the topic. A piece of her long and boring confession is important. She said: “And that’s why I’m not afraid to die, defending you!!!” What exactly was she defending? Naruto? All right, but she didn’t touch the rods in any manner. The anime showed her doing that, but I just showed you the entire battle between her and Pain that lasted for less than half the manga panel. Why go at a guy when you know that you don’t have a chance?
Why do people keep forgetting that Hinata knew since the Sasuke Retrieval Mission that Naruto was a Jinchuriki?
Kakashi told K-11 that Naruto was a target for the Akatsuki, and Hinata’s right there in the squad. We also know that Hiashi knew who Naruto was, as well:
This isn’t surprising as the whole village knew. A decree was passed by the Hokage to simply prevent the knowledge from being talked about openly:
People talked in hushed whispers around Naruto, but they didn’t talk openly about it:
Hell, the story of the fearsome Nine-Tails that destroyed the village was famous among the villagers:
Do you people actually think that Hinata didn’t know about any of this? So she knew that Naruto was a Jinchurki, that the Biju can escape from their hosts under questionable circumstances, and that they’re volatile; and she still decided to attack Pain, knowing that there were people around?
Minato had left a last safety-net to save Naruto if the situation ever got out of hand:
But Hinata didn’t know about that. No body did! Not even Kakashi and Yamato who were in charge of the seal on Naruto (as Ino’s father states in one of the scans below). She decided to move away from the party that was forming a plan to track the man who was controlling the body as it was common knowledge at that point among key Shinobi that the bodies were corpses:
They had the whole plan made:
They’re doing all that to make sure that they don’t get in Naruto’s way, harm more people, and unleash Nine-tails on the population of Konoha that’s still alive; but Hinata? No sir! She’s even told by her fellow Hyuga Shinobi to stay put and not get in Naruto’s way:
So she knew Naruto was a Jinchuriki; knew that Nine-tails had escaped before and killed many; knew that once it gets out, it’s impossible to control it. Then why did she charge at Pain? To accomplish what? She didn’t even touch the rods that had pinned Naruto to the ground! The anime tried showing that, knowing that she just looked duking stupid by going for Pain only.
I mean, she’s so empty-headed that she doesn’t even realize that if Pain wanted to kill Naruto, why’d he pin him to the ground? It’s obvious that he was capturing Naruto, not killing him, as a part of the Sasuke Retrieval Mission was to keep Naruto safe from Akatsuki. Kakashi outright said that and Hinata was right ducking there! My God!
The Team even knows that Naruto has “triggers” for the transformation:
And for all the fun people poke at Sakura that she was crying during this battle (she wasn’t as she’s shown saving people), she’s the one who comes up with the plan to evacuate the survivors away from the battle as Naruto was out of his damn mind and could attack anyone! She’s also the one who retrieves Hinata’s body; otherwise, she’d just been caught up in the blasts and blown to bits:
So Sakura’s the one who saved your anime-wife, guys! Also, I find it so funny that when Naruto repelled Pain’s Almighty Push back at him, he sent Pain flying; but Hinata who’s lying close by is completely unaffected by the blow-back that, from Pain’s side, blew up the stones into the air:
(We can’t have the anime-wife losing her most valuable assets, tits, now can we?)
Anyhow, they got lucky that Nagato made Deva Path move away from this area as Chibaku Tensai can’t be used if Deva Path isn’t close to Nagato:
Why? Well, Deva uses 90% of Nagato’s power as all of the Paths had to be completely shut off for Nagato to use the bigger Almighty Push or any powerful, chakra-taxing Rinnegan Ninjutsu; it also shortens his life-span:
They also take a large time to recover:
Naruto knew this as Tsunade gave him the Katsuya with this information:
(This whole fight was rigged in Naruto’s favor; heck, he didn’t even summon the frogs; Ma did; and they all helped him get into the Sage Mode, too; God, this guy is so damn talent-less!)
Now, Hinata didn’t know any of this. No one handed her that Katsuya with Intel. Only Naruto had it. I love Kishimoto’s damage-control in this regard, and her fans are so dull that they bought the whole thing when no one knew that Pain’s paths can be shut off for powerful attacks, that they recover slowly when Deva’s recovering, that Nagato needs to call back Deva close to himself to seal the Nine-Tails. Amazing isn’t it?
Kishimoto: “dude-bros will go mad if her titties got damaged in any manner. Quick, Kishi, make Nagato call Deva to himself for no reason so that Naruto (in 6-tails form) kills no one ’cause that’ll make Hinata-Chan look like an evil bitch!”
Since Gaara’s arc, every prominent Shinobi from Konoha knew that the Akatsuki were capturing Jinchurikis, not killing them immediately. K-11 were briefed on this so that they could protect Naruto more effectively during their Sasuke Retrieval Mission. The most sound course of action would’ve been to re-group with the veteran Shinobi and device a sensible plan to save Naruto (like the rest of them were doing?); but, no, Hinata decided that all the other Shinobi were morons, and it was totally cool to charge at Pain and rouse the Tailed Beast and kill everyone in the process. Why? Because she loves Naruto, is very nice, and is very much selfless … brave and shit like that! Doesn’t that just … melt your heart? (I can’t believe Sakura is attacked here when Hinata deserves all the lumps of fresh turd thrown her way for being a prolapsed anus.)
It’s as if her fangirls think that she’s got this innate knowledge of the manga the readers possess when she knew literally nothing! No, admit it that she condemned every person alive to death just so she could confess her “feelings” to Naruto, knowing fully well that he was a volatile Jinchuriki as the knowledge of Perfect Jinchurikis is literally known to only few people who were shown at the Kage Summit, and Naruto at this point is nowhere near that level!
It’s ridiculous that people think that her confession is selfless. It isn’t. Let’s not talk about this ever again. I find this notion that she was selfless here to be quite irritating as it couldn’t be farthest from the truth.
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