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「你說往哪走?Over。」我和凡爾莎在路上悠哉地前進,同時和對講機另一頭的同伴對話著。368Please respect copyright.PENANAUuKJdtMmCz
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「到中正二路左轉,然後直走到麵包店右轉,你是智障,Over。」對方的聲音聽來有些氣急敗壞。368Please respect copyright.PENANAwlrIQ3Xgke
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好,中正二路,那是在哪?368Please respect copyright.PENANA8xYKKiQ9HC
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我轉頭向身旁的凡爾莎問道:「你有看到中正二路嗎?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAUbT1PlsRcO
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凡爾莎一臉嫌惡,指著交叉路口上的路牌說:「在那裡,你到底是文盲還是有什麼障礙,你不是高雄人嗎?在這邊住那麼久就沒辦法把路名記起來?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAa1HDPTBZJs
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沒有錯,雖然我在這邊已經住了20年有餘,不過我一直沒辦法分清楚哪條路是哪條,反正我都知道怎麼走,真的不覺得有必要把細節記得那麼清楚。368Please respect copyright.PENANAymxMzOghvk
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「那不重要啦,反正最後都能到目的地,還不是一樣意思。」我解釋道,然後舉起對講機並按下對話鍵:「胖子你說到哪來著,Over?」368Please respect copyright.PENANASDpZXC9jS9
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五秒過了,正當我以為對講機出現故障,準備用它敲打牆壁來維修時,它終於發出了聲音:「你他媽待在原地不要動,我記得那附近有一間負四,在那裡面等,我過去就好,十分鐘後到,Over。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAh2PVRPfepc
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「收到,Over。」回應之後我把對講機掛回腰際,不置可否地說:「好,你也聽到了,他很沒耐性,有看到這裡有負四嗎?」368Please respect copyright.PENANALnZuSsqAw3
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凡爾莎有些錯愕:「富士?那什麼,日本餐廳?」368Please respect copyright.PENANA3KdQXM26vj
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「7-11不就等於負四嗎,唉現在的高中生算術程度真的是越來越低落。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAxZLxFYIahW
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「信不信老娘宰了你,在那裡。」凡爾莎表情兇惡的指出了方向,看來她雖然嘴巴不客氣,身體還是很聽話的。368Please respect copyright.PENANA2zz1pTDZTZ
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我們走到那間負四,商店的自動門看上去已經停擺了,沒有感應到我們到來自己打開,不過這不是甚麼大問題,我有辦法。368Please respect copyright.PENANAvoMpGdnpkp
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我揮手示意凡爾莎把它給扳開來。368Please respect copyright.PENANAx5h9QbSntd
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我就是懶怎麼了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAJryy7YIrdc
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凡爾莎斜斜地瞥了我一眼,向後退了幾步:「你也後退點。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAIkKffxBerF
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啥,我們不是要進去嗎?怎麼反而要後退了?368Please respect copyright.PENANAcl2lgSWFSa
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雖然不是很確定凡爾莎的用意,不過出於對夥伴的信任,我還是照她說的往後退了。368Please respect copyright.PENANATlZD4Buix8
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「差不多了,現在……」凡爾莎亮出不知道已經藏在手上多久的半塊板磚,然後向我示範了一次幾近完美的發球動作。368Please respect copyright.PENANAb1y3RiYUjy
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「欸不是小姐你冷靜,不然我來就——」我話還沒說完,凡爾莎就出手了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAJTULeNfa0c
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「嘿——呀!」雖然發出了相當可愛的聲音,但她手裡的動作可以說殘暴異常,那磚頭就這麼以我目測有每小時近百公里的速度撞向玻璃門。368Please respect copyright.PENANALm01OEhSO6
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下一瞬間,粉塵漫天,玻璃碎屑四濺,現場宛如人間煉獄。368Please respect copyright.PENANAtDiHjbcTh1
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所幸無人傷亡,受害者只有被嚇得不輕的我。368Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3xPSpaEy3
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凡爾莎轉過頭對我嫣然一笑:「搞定,我早就想這樣試試看啦,走吧!」368Please respect copyright.PENANAP1O4ELHxgS
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說完,她便從玻璃門被砸開的縫隙鑽進了便利商店內。368Please respect copyright.PENANA4rUcyiQOL3
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好,隨便你折騰吧,要賠錢的話別找我就好。368Please respect copyright.PENANAP1hLW0y0LY
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凡爾莎一邊檢查有沒有隱藏在視線死角或陰暗處的喪屍,一邊偷偷地把貨架上的巧克力揣進兜裡。368Please respect copyright.PENANAGKPikbAfaB
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「你拿就拿別一次全吃了小姐,妳會太亢奮。」發現她的小動作,我出聲提醒著。368Please respect copyright.PENANALycIp9ABv4
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我發現在各種意義上,自己好像都該制止她這種行為才對吧。368Please respect copyright.PENANACeVhGsnQqF
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「好了,檢查完畢,這邊安全。」凡爾莎蹦蹦跳跳地跑了過來,然後把手搭在我肩上:「放輕鬆啦,欸翔我們現在獨處,你不覺得很像在約會嗎?」368Please respect copyright.PENANAnxEa7GiM9X
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「砸開便利商店大門,在裡面一邊洗劫商品一邊約會的情侶我們可能是全台第一對。」我苦笑道。368Please respect copyright.PENANAv9iT8dhJUw
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雖然話是這樣說,不過我們也沒拿太多東西,就只是把身上用掉的物資補充一下而已。368Please respect copyright.PENANA7XqvnDu6Gj
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我還特別多拿了一些乾電池,以免俊彥那裡出了什麼意外——他忘記拿之類的。368Please respect copyright.PENANA32z4Mupenw
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之後,我們在用餐區隨便找了兩個位置坐下,開始有一搭沒一搭的閒聊著,打發時間等胖子來匯合。368Please respect copyright.PENANAHBC3pLjiPG
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「翔。」凡爾莎嘴裡還含著巧克力球,兩眼卻緊盯著我不放。368Please respect copyright.PENANAnnZALPiOjT
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「幹嘛?」368Please respect copyright.PENANA04HqEFhPo3
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「親一個。」她說。368Please respect copyright.PENANAGVKkGPMm8f
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這什麼生物啊好可愛。368Please respect copyright.PENANApG8iDzCRSq
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「幹什麼啦,晚上再說。」我笑罵道,然後揉了揉她的頭髮。368Please respect copyright.PENANAfk82uWbYCe
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其實我很想親的。368Please respect copyright.PENANAyH8GnIl2wo
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難得平靜的下午茶時光,就在凡爾莎拆著一包又一包小熊餅乾的聲音中漸漸流逝,祥和到讓我有種錯覺,好像這只是平日週末的下午,我跟學妹兩個人單獨出來玩一樣。368Please respect copyright.PENANAKvD7oWwmu9
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可惜幾分鐘後,胖子還是沒有意外地現身了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAKzLw3rwWh0
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「我找你們找到累得半死,你們就在這邊享受兩人時光?」胖子出現在門口時看上去氣喘吁吁的,他走向我們,拉了張椅子就在旁邊坐下。368Please respect copyright.PENANABNzaKmB5Vp
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「分我一包。」胖子看見凡爾莎手上的餅乾,忍不住開口。368Please respect copyright.PENANAfhGB0h6pA3
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「不要。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAsQPtS1d4c2
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你就分他一點吧小姐,你那還有一整箱,我本來是想這麼講,不過看胖子吃癟的樣子很有趣,我就沒有說出口了。368Please respect copyright.PENANA7bMy9nRlKE
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「要吃去旁邊自己拿,記得給錢。」我把胖子伸向我桌面的手拍開。368Please respect copyright.PENANAdqtlz14KJ7
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「好啊,你們都這樣,朋友這樣當的。」胖子心不甘情不願地站起身,走向貨架去端他的下午茶了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAsF7EybJXBE
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等到胖子抱著一堆東西回來,他邊吃邊發起牢騷:「智商升級,巨型喪屍,還有他媽遠距離攻擊型,這兩天的發展我怎麼覺得越來越像什麼二流科幻小說的劇情了。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAYbn6L5KwE4
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「再來是什麼,會飛的喪屍嗎?」胖子抓起一把餅乾塞進嘴裡,然後用力一敲桌子,桌面上的瓶罐頓時劇烈的搖晃起來,他的憤怒之情溢於言表。368Please respect copyright.PENANAdROX8981yl
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「總會找到辦法的,跟別人比我們已經很強了。」我安慰著胖子。368Please respect copyright.PENANA0AsqpSJJ5k
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不過我是真的這麼想的,至少跟那些已經被咬爛或是乾脆一開始就被感染的第一批喪屍比起來,我們算是相當幸運了。368Please respect copyright.PENANA463yGe0xZh
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看一看時間已經下午,應該要離開了,在離開之前,我發行了五元的郁翔錢隨手丟在櫃檯上——我不會開收銀機——然後揮手招呼凡爾莎跟胖子。368Please respect copyright.PENANAoEXBdkkQDn
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該走了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAwzPaXPxEe9
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目前看來,警察局附近好像是突變重災區,胖子推斷,那些稀有種喪屍的出現率似乎和隨著人口密度有正相關。368Please respect copyright.PENANAwCBNNvj0Gu
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而我們的據點附近的喪屍本來就不多,所以這兩天出現的變化好像也只有他們的智商有略為提高而已。368Please respect copyright.PENANAqBtLgMJUCM
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也就是說,我們家附近的突變種怪物應該不會有警察局那裏那麼多,這是好事。368Please respect copyright.PENANAHiI0nOXcpA
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經過今天一整天的折騰之後,現在的我們回到這片平常待的區域行動,簡直跟郊遊一樣輕鬆愜意,這裡的喪屍只有普通的尺寸,普通的力量,普通的數量,還只會普通的用牙齒咬你,一點都不足為懼。368Please respect copyright.PENANA6b7avIF74J
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沿途遇到的幾隻落單喪屍都被我跟胖子解決了,這種等級的殭屍甚至都不需要讓凡爾莎出手。368Please respect copyright.PENANAbTtMsdUuIC
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一路上順暢的前進,順暢到我都有了自己其實很強的錯覺。368Please respect copyright.PENANAVxxaNfXuVm
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也因為幾乎不需要躲躲藏藏,移動的速度也比在市中心時快速,我們沒用多久就回到凡爾莎的家,一看到那熟悉的鐵門,今天多次死裡逃生的我只差點就哭出來了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAdSQjzDknto
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「咦?俊彥他們先回來了。」看見他們兩人的鞋子丟在外面,我驚訝道。368Please respect copyright.PENANALSfl8VOGjT
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凡爾莎拿出一串鑰匙,挑出最長的一支插入鎖孔並開始轉動:「他們先出發又去比我們近的地方,能回來早該回來了吧,好了開了。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAUmLM7LPSaE
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「嘿兩位,我們回——」甫一推開門,我就被眼前的畫面嚇得呆住了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAM1xRFT56Gd
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俊彥正坐在沙發上讀著將近兩週前的報紙,佩臻則是上身一絲不掛,面部朝下地倒在一旁,肩上還有一道齒痕。368Please respect copyright.PENANAyTAHA3vCfY
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那是百分之百純正精神汙染,保證不摻一滴水。368Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZK8pSE6YM
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我甩上大門,顫抖著聲音說道:「我就知道不能相信那個金毛黑皮催眠男。」368Please respect copyright.PENANAAD372Ub9Nr
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這次真的太鬼畜了。368Please respect copyright.PENANAAHLm2wu6Y8
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我他媽的非得宰掉他不可。