Back inside, Strawberry and Pixie had decided to go talk to Pancake.
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"So, twins?" Pancake asked Pixie.
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"I'm so over this" Pixie laughed. "London is already 11, Paris is 8, Austin is 4, and Jackson is 3. The twins are due in January. We're doing a gender reveal next month"
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"That's exciting" Pancake said. "Strawberry, how is Hayden? Him and Harrison were supposed to be best friends like we were. We were pregnant together. I feel like shit that I dropped the ball on that"
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"He's doing great" Strawberry said. "He's a big brother now. We had a little girl named Grace back in June. And Pancake, Hayden and Harrison are only 5. They can still be lifelong besties"
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"Changing the subject," Pixie said. "Did I see you talking to Strudel?"
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"Oh, that" Pancake laughed nervously. "It was nothing. He wants us to catch up later. Is he doing good? What's been up with him?"
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"He hasn't come around much recently," Pixie said. "But he's a realtor. He actually sold us our house. His house is beautiful. He doesn't have any kids. He's basically married to his job. But he's always been great with my kids, especially London. I know he's still got a special connection with her after being with me through my pregnancy with her, and planning to raise her as his own"
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"That really hurt me" Pancake sighed.
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"Sorry" Pixie said. "My intention was never to take him from you"
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"Pixie, it's fine, that was 11 years ago" Pancake laughed. "Neither of us ended up with him"
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Back at the table where Muffins was still sitting(and Stitch and Sully had returned), Honky had sat down.
"Is Carlotta here?" he asked.
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"Dude, move on" Stitch said. "She's still married to Mango and they have three kids"
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"I know" Honky sighed. "I just want some damn closure so I can move on"
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"Ten years of her being married to the guy she cheated on you with and having 3 kids with him isn't enough?" Stitch asked.
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"Honky, Carlotta's son Michael is a demon" Muffins said. "Trust me, you don't wanna deal with that full time"
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All of a sudden, Lemonade came rushing over and sat next to Muffins, which was very awkward for him. He hadn't spoken to her since she told him she was having an abortion after he accidentally got her pregnant senior year.
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"Sorry" Lemonade said quietly. "I spotted Doreen and Fiona by the drink table and I don't want them to see me"
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Muffins had no words, so Stitch spoke up.
"Lemonade," he said. "I sent you the anonymous STD text back in 2008. Did you get that taken care of? A lot of us got chlamydia from you"
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"Yes," Lemonade said. "But me and you never had sex. I had sex with Sully.
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Sully looked over at Mocha. He was mortified.
"I wore a condom and luckily I didn't get it" he said. "Stitch here got it from Muffins"
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Muffins and Stitch gave Sully a dirty look.
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"I got it from you, Lemonade" Muffins sighed. "When we, you know. And then I stupidly hooked up with Cherry, and so did Stitch. But not at the same time. We aren't gay"
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"Hahahaha" a familiar cackle came up behind them.
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"Hi, Doreen" Lemonade mumbled.
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"Listen," Doreen said. "Fiona and I are married now. We live abroad and we only returned for this reunion. But Muffins, please share with the class what you and Strudel did at Carlotta's wedding"
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"You weren't even there" Muffins said.
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"No, but Strudel was" Fiona said. "And he told his buddy Ringo, who told us"
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Muffins was mortified.
"Fuck off" he said, getting up and walking outside.
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Lemonade followed him.
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"Please leave me alone" Muffins said.
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Lemonade just stood there.
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"What are you, deaf?" Muffins asked. "I said leave me alone"
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"Did you hook up with Strudel or something?" Lemonade asked. "You can tell me. You know your secret is safe with me"
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"Was my fucking baby safe with you?" Muffins screamed. "My first baby? Murdered by you. My second baby? Still born"
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"Muffins, I'm so sorry" Lemonade stepped closer to him. "I had no idea that you had a still born. If it makes you feel any better, I found out I was infertile a few years ago"
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"Why the hell would that make me feel any better?" Muffins asked.
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"Because I regret the abortion" Lemonade put her hand on Muffins' shoulder. "We could've been a family"
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"What the fuck?" Strawberry came up behind them.
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"Oh, hi Strawberry" Lemonade backed away. "I'm sure you two have a lot of catching up to do"
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"Bitch, this is my HUSBAND!" Strawberry shouted. "And the only thing YOU'RE about to catch are these hands if you don't back the fuck away from my husband"
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"Babe, calm down" Muffins said.
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"No," Strawberry said. "This bitch you hooked up with in high school is saying she wishes she had a family with you? Bitch, did you not see the ring on his finger? We have been married for 9 years. We have two kids and an Angel in Heaven. I've loved Muffins since I was 16 years old. You had your shot with him. Now he's mine forever"
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"I'm sorry, I had no idea you guys were married" Lemonade said. "I'm just gonna go"
She walked to her car and left.
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"Babe, what the hell was that?" Muffins asked.
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"Well, first off, she was making a move on you" Strawberry said. "I don't like her. She RAPED Ziggy, do you not remember? So when Stitch came and told me she had followed you out here, I had to make sure she wasn't going to pull something like that. Also, he mentioned something about you and Strudel at Carlotta's wedding? What the fuck happened? Are you seriously keeping shit from me? I've loved you for TWELVE YEARS, Muffins"
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"Strawberry, please calm down" Muffins said. "You know that I love you. I know you have abandonment issues. I know that. I had hoped they would have gotten better after being married for so long. And I'll tell you about Strudel. But please, can it wait until after the reunion? I don't need anyone eavesdropping"
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"Fine" Strawberry said. "Let's go back in"
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