hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory367Please respect copyright.PENANAdRgpULGagf
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 367Please respect copyright.PENANACTcclG1JBn
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.367Please respect copyright.PENANAeVU2ZoQwTE
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?367Please respect copyright.PENANApgDyIFtKwm
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.367Please respect copyright.PENANAzzefi7Nc7P
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.367Please respect copyright.PENANALyVHPWzt2i
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.367Please respect copyright.PENANApge4T2zE6U
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.367Please respect copyright.PENANATCSgGSh2Sn
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?367Please respect copyright.PENANAHSZwzwTSj5
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.367Please respect copyright.PENANAlL7fiDoXc9
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.367Please respect copyright.PENANAT7vQLv4Dml
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.367Please respect copyright.PENANA8mWKT8VHjj
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 367Please respect copyright.PENANAf96DyeltV6
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.367Please respect copyright.PENANAgCNC3aHVK7
girl bestie? - coco <3367Please respect copyright.PENANAscByPbf5Z5
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.367Please respect copyright.PENANAl2bKaugdTk
age? - seven years old.367Please respect copyright.PENANAgSudkrp9uD
last person i texted? - idfk.367Please respect copyright.PENANA8u5zptGnoA
last person i called? - probably my little brother.367Please respect copyright.PENANAS94FfA6aVl
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?367Please respect copyright.PENANAarwfFz8I6X
random fact? - i like food.367Please respect copyright.PENANAfRS5LrYDUh
single or taken? - big, fat taken.367Please respect copyright.PENANAKW315g5swv
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.367Please respect copyright.PENANASeRFukjEvS
first kiss? - bitch wtf?367Please respect copyright.PENANAnydE5qZJyy
ever smoked? - nope.367Please respect copyright.PENANABWkS0Ns0bC
ever done drugs? - nope~367Please respect copyright.PENANATnVihrGL0e
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.367Please respect copyright.PENANAfIy1pZOWvb
longest relationship? - five and a half months.367Please respect copyright.PENANAinsl2VPK6c
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.367Please respect copyright.PENANAXBSB0fJ9Gz
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.367Please respect copyright.PENANAx88QXM86mN
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.367Please respect copyright.PENANAD0yoVYql5R
obsession? - kpop.367Please respect copyright.PENANA5BaKG3ylOl
do you give second chances? - that depends.367Please respect copyright.PENANA6pxRGWMYoz
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?367Please respect copyright.PENANAGUKcSRNHwV
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.367Please respect copyright.PENANAYejfDF6Bv4
day or night? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAxfROfb6964
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAvAGAt87vJL
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.367Please respect copyright.PENANACoioD0UoEV
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.367Please respect copyright.PENANAnvypT6l7DK
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.367Please respect copyright.PENANAdPYWfrdbs5
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.367Please respect copyright.PENANAo8o8PiQWLg
favourite movie(s)? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7ImRizAUP
current mood? - bored and tired.367Please respect copyright.PENANAooHiW6nnlP
jealous of? - a lot of things.367Please respect copyright.PENANAkDwecrRJLJ
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.367Please respect copyright.PENANA8dK0tkUETM
pets? - two dogs.367Please respect copyright.PENANAEAybPW00cf
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.367Please respect copyright.PENANALcXXNWyAHS
favourite number? - seven.367Please respect copyright.PENANAkVq8oKr8pe
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.367Please respect copyright.PENANAP5ef0Q2BzO
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.367Please respect copyright.PENANAt8UHhkYxxB
afraid of the dark? - yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAowevKzZRC8
one wish? - to be happy for real.367Please respect copyright.PENANAlW60B4LtAU
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?367Please respect copyright.PENANAYXEiBglJyv
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.367Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1P8fpImpO
age? - i'm still seven years old.367Please respect copyright.PENANAPIHUiTogCh
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.367Please respect copyright.PENANAMWUkkKv62k
something you hate about yourself? - my body.367Please respect copyright.PENANAyQ5HBLhMbQ
something you like about yourself? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAYwXD6DQnUY
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.367Please respect copyright.PENANA6F8AuHtRcF
favourite band? - bts.367Please respect copyright.PENANAnTMejEPvXI
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!367Please respect copyright.PENANAOcZz41R6T3
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.367Please respect copyright.PENANAi218HFnd9w
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.367Please respect copyright.PENANAzxemrNyIX8
girl crush? - emmi.367Please respect copyright.PENANANwTDJsDqJQ
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.367Please respect copyright.PENANAXrovb2qHvb
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^367Please respect copyright.PENANAXuax6OP8E1
talents? - singing.367Please respect copyright.PENANAdsFZPxB0eC
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.367Please respect copyright.PENANAA2YvNrAL7h
someone i love? - emmi.367Please respect copyright.PENANAAjEm6M7VEk
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.367Please respect copyright.PENANApDfwYn7qSN
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.367Please respect copyright.PENANAIvYg7PEDhY
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.367Please respect copyright.PENANAm5nAeFqDKs
favourite animal? - dogs.367Please respect copyright.PENANAAhHtR5zgJ0
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 367Please respect copyright.PENANAncC5D4E4Be
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.367Please respect copyright.PENANAOAiFZzIZNb
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.367Please respect copyright.PENANABNoKxUB6Zu
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.367Please respect copyright.PENANAgOBNOQnwyj
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.367Please respect copyright.PENANABHdUpmQgaR
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 367Please respect copyright.PENANAVaGzfmtRDZ
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.367Please respect copyright.PENANArwMba8zdgX
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.367Please respect copyright.PENANARUeEFXgcrl
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.367Please respect copyright.PENANA1zcZChLLDi
country? - i don't live on earth. 367Please respect copyright.PENANA6mxvM3P4VI
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.367Please respect copyright.PENANAKiodEWQ2ik
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.367Please respect copyright.PENANAy12kbm7jY6
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.367Please respect copyright.PENANAKJiPkpYfDD
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.367Please respect copyright.PENANAiSTKUHcecV
country with your favourite accent? - australia.367Please respect copyright.PENANAAbSPsfelVZ
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.367Please respect copyright.PENANAl89uy2NeHl
dog or cat person? - both.367Please respect copyright.PENANAsew4Qban1a
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.367Please respect copyright.PENANAn24jdmnUcW
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.367Please respect copyright.PENANAtYKvPWZhZf
do you belive in God? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAtz3JiltmD6
single or taken? - taken.367Please respect copyright.PENANA2zJtIkfaw7
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*367Please respect copyright.PENANAA00C0AVh4S
birthday year? - 1930.367Please respect copyright.PENANAJrxQFyN5Tl
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.367Please respect copyright.PENANACQSU8OoPJI
age? - what's that?367Please respect copyright.PENANAtEvR4A8XCU
enthinicity? - african american.367Please respect copyright.PENANANEVe1GTrPO
tea or coffee? - neither.367Please respect copyright.PENANAndCmV0eTON
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.367Please respect copyright.PENANA3EOuNoMxj3
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*367Please respect copyright.PENANAYd4cfMCpQw
favourite food? - ice cream.367Please respect copyright.PENANAMPu9C7Jy5q
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 367Please respect copyright.PENANADgb3cRHgko
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAL03mncmGbz
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.367Please respect copyright.PENANAsZgSu5rLM1
favourite soda? - sprite.367Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ3tpHAqU3
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.367Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ0wUI7lS4
can you swim? - yes, wtf?367Please respect copyright.PENANAmHL4rKtzHl
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.367Please respect copyright.PENANA8GljVamYyj
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAYDzzszXYKQ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.367Please respect copyright.PENANAsDlwscmk4P
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.367Please respect copyright.PENANAt0F1CxtOWB
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*367Please respect copyright.PENANA1qIIEAcs4V
apple or andriod? - apple.367Please respect copyright.PENANAXuUIPQTBaz
best dessert? - mochi.367Please respect copyright.PENANAqmqwqWUN8u
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have you ever:367Please respect copyright.PENANA4JaaDQYwK4
1. skipped class? - yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAeZjQJVXmfO
2. done drugs? - no.367Please respect copyright.PENANA4lTeOdtXqv
3. self-harmed? - yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANA0b1n362ykd
4. drank? - no.367Please respect copyright.PENANArBDGgqJ0rp
5. shoplifted? - yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAzLoX3foUcj
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.367Please respect copyright.PENANAkbgn2O9Y8C
7. broken up with someone? - yes.367Please respect copyright.PENANAojxWPnUi7n
what's your favourite:367Please respect copyright.PENANAZCoEjhIH14
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.367Please respect copyright.PENANAdvSP1MCDSJ
9. movie? - break the silence.367Please respect copyright.PENANAUy0FsQN2gm
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.367Please respect copyright.PENANAHqkDjgHwjC
11. artist? - bts.367Please respect copyright.PENANAJGKoSSV63F
12. singer or band? - bts.367Please respect copyright.PENANA51mSFsNfKb
13. memory? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANAqO25h4lvRF
14. book? - the cruel prince.367Please respect copyright.PENANAEOjr5ltvQb
this or that:367Please respect copyright.PENANAJqpoeHY1LE
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.367Please respect copyright.PENANAIonxc34AfV
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.367Please respect copyright.PENANAGBsjKOj8QC
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.367Please respect copyright.PENANAtJjzAm5n9s
18. movies or books? - idk.367Please respect copyright.PENANACj1dJSoVzC
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.367Please respect copyright.PENANArf9UH9w3yp
20. blind of deaf? - blind.367Please respect copyright.PENANAZLqxBwVT5d
21. tea or coffee? - neither.367Please respect copyright.PENANATNDeo925lB
what's your:367Please respect copyright.PENANAE1GJhatwYD
22. age? - ninety-one.367Please respect copyright.PENANAMLNzLBarUB
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.367Please respect copyright.PENANAkGR1I5Etjw
24. height? - 4'11.367Please respect copyright.PENANAq7pV9aj8zC
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.367Please respect copyright.PENANAyS6UN15K2Q
26. shoe size? - seven.367Please respect copyright.PENANAc7d4mLApcX
27. religion? - i'm not religious.367Please respect copyright.PENANAVEUP9OYjfv
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.367Please respect copyright.PENANA6Kq8uR6Xk8
opinion on: 367Please respect copyright.PENANAUVD6xpnwsn
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...367Please respect copyright.PENANAGnrmpRXz8A
30. second chances? - it depends.367Please respect copyright.PENANA0P5vWlq5QC
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.367Please respect copyright.PENANAW9qOrdbUvo
32. abortion? - ew.367Please respect copyright.PENANAWfbzYuLzLa
33. a death penalty? - ew.367Please respect copyright.PENANAUWgjUxKGk4
34. marijuana? - i likes that.367Please respect copyright.PENANAGBNnZkurh3
35. love? - what's love?367Please respect copyright.PENANApi1KizeB64
do you:367Please respect copyright.PENANAOVmow9gaI4
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.367Please respect copyright.PENANANeNvqeMQOo
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3367Please respect copyright.PENANAXZisMs2pI9