
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory399Please respect copyright.PENANAXx7cQUNqEy
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 399Please respect copyright.PENANAtGIktWfAQ0
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.399Please respect copyright.PENANAyRj4Elu4up
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?399Please respect copyright.PENANAt2jHVvhFAk
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.399Please respect copyright.PENANAa3mkyjztxi
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.399Please respect copyright.PENANAF8oypu4VEy
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.399Please respect copyright.PENANAnkU89l50MJ
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.399Please respect copyright.PENANAGemE37Dr0F
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?399Please respect copyright.PENANAkzjTczbvSc
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.399Please respect copyright.PENANAWUNV59HK01
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.399Please respect copyright.PENANAZIlagOQ3kp
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.399Please respect copyright.PENANAXjCBcX7qgF
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 399Please respect copyright.PENANAXe2Nd0tMzU
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.399Please respect copyright.PENANAp7AzPPCeBe
girl bestie? - coco <3399Please respect copyright.PENANAojXWFd4iGR
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.399Please respect copyright.PENANAfeFOGNDCEB
age? - seven years old.399Please respect copyright.PENANA0r48D1DY4t
last person i texted? - idfk.399Please respect copyright.PENANA79GdKTUTOy
last person i called? - probably my little brother.399Please respect copyright.PENANAgwEySPcRsG
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?399Please respect copyright.PENANAXhqbuzl43Q
random fact? - i like food.399Please respect copyright.PENANADKUmRSD2pn
single or taken? - big, fat taken.399Please respect copyright.PENANAQvIjjGXCgL
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.399Please respect copyright.PENANAYtPG6WcpJO
first kiss? - bitch wtf?399Please respect copyright.PENANAaWge9wJF8a
ever smoked? - nope.399Please respect copyright.PENANAMWYn1Gx3ft
ever done drugs? - nope~399Please respect copyright.PENANAdc1hmbuqda
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.399Please respect copyright.PENANAXqakT6Wp1e
longest relationship? - five and a half months.399Please respect copyright.PENANAqjTEr3E8de
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.399Please respect copyright.PENANAc7u09O23Pc
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.399Please respect copyright.PENANA3eoDQ0SgC1
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.399Please respect copyright.PENANAIQVljdVbyr
obsession? - kpop.399Please respect copyright.PENANA1lUBU2kcT1
do you give second chances? - that depends.399Please respect copyright.PENANAXBx1EHmxOL
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?399Please respect copyright.PENANA0hC9CKRo9y
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.399Please respect copyright.PENANAPiJzBK7okX
day or night? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAcke2DUcYvG
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAyoYQZywXhU
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.399Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6SKqcfgaF
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.399Please respect copyright.PENANAFeHZaFSgco
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.399Please respect copyright.PENANAG1dkacmeks
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.399Please respect copyright.PENANAAEH63EToBS
favourite movie(s)? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAZdRHyPM9oO
current mood? - bored and tired.399Please respect copyright.PENANA5cBXXy3bzW
jealous of? - a lot of things.399Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zdcv2DY21
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.399Please respect copyright.PENANAWphwsJFSE0
pets? - two dogs.399Please respect copyright.PENANAWXHMdeRrz8
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.399Please respect copyright.PENANAwZM0biJaRi
favourite number? - seven.399Please respect copyright.PENANAlJtKn796Ik
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.399Please respect copyright.PENANAQbKC2e5rJO
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.399Please respect copyright.PENANAuynVwECzjE
afraid of the dark? - yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAlOE3Dmm0tm
one wish? - to be happy for real.399Please respect copyright.PENANAOBPiWU5Qv5
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?399Please respect copyright.PENANACqYHSN87sv
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.399Please respect copyright.PENANA4g2A5VuPHh
age? - i'm still seven years old.399Please respect copyright.PENANAs0TJn8vHZw
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.399Please respect copyright.PENANAPYLFDHeuJt
something you hate about yourself? - my body.399Please respect copyright.PENANArzwyWKPPg4
something you like about yourself? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAHCcdnrMZP3
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.399Please respect copyright.PENANARzqcvlyQxe
favourite band? - bts.399Please respect copyright.PENANAuUoDWBcMpe
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!399Please respect copyright.PENANAzqMbsw1pA3
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.399Please respect copyright.PENANAfbwWhxITe9
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.399Please respect copyright.PENANAxDqQQGjY8Z
girl crush? - emmi.399Please respect copyright.PENANA1J85qM1vMq
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.399Please respect copyright.PENANA8W1fVqCBsM
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^399Please respect copyright.PENANAAfoZ0Q7H46
talents? - singing.399Please respect copyright.PENANA8uUNlJbSBT
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.399Please respect copyright.PENANAErYOFj1PVV
someone i love? - emmi.399Please respect copyright.PENANAkSz7yfUjUc
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.399Please respect copyright.PENANAebKJwPDVJK
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.399Please respect copyright.PENANAfi8c3FVOST
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.399Please respect copyright.PENANArAtJAYp3v7
favourite animal? - dogs.399Please respect copyright.PENANA4GtYqoVAbg
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 399Please respect copyright.PENANAaa8FJsJ4m4
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.399Please respect copyright.PENANA6jpRsgHXdW
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.399Please respect copyright.PENANACDzlHcAlJ6
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.399Please respect copyright.PENANAgDYGAJAZbn
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.399Please respect copyright.PENANAE5k6U7yPT5
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 399Please respect copyright.PENANAvWp3SAirCx
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.399Please respect copyright.PENANAemLF1FsqgZ
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.399Please respect copyright.PENANAnLfzx9Bwap
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.399Please respect copyright.PENANAP3vHhzUtri
country? - i don't live on earth. 399Please respect copyright.PENANA6Wzu3t3CuY
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.399Please respect copyright.PENANAu2EvG2efxM
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.399Please respect copyright.PENANA9ucWxlrrZL
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.399Please respect copyright.PENANAprbaWiKbF8
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.399Please respect copyright.PENANABJTzqLx62A
country with your favourite accent? - australia.399Please respect copyright.PENANA16NOTiH352
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.399Please respect copyright.PENANAELk9xkvV4y
dog or cat person? - both.399Please respect copyright.PENANAbpYMIxD3sY
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.399Please respect copyright.PENANAObdmHaUqKc
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.399Please respect copyright.PENANAAvS3A1NCx1
do you belive in God? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANALQIAIhDA8W
single or taken? - taken.399Please respect copyright.PENANAuFEdgTJD0L
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*399Please respect copyright.PENANAj5MDA2u3Wm
birthday year? - 1930.399Please respect copyright.PENANA0PMd4XF3Hm
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.399Please respect copyright.PENANABZkdPHQSbJ
age? - what's that?399Please respect copyright.PENANACENxqNQY6x
enthinicity? - african american.399Please respect copyright.PENANAbV1pHLEZ35
tea or coffee? - neither.399Please respect copyright.PENANAQA55eKonl3
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.399Please respect copyright.PENANAu1CmJBo1Nj
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*399Please respect copyright.PENANAS4OFwQjWIB
favourite food? - ice cream.399Please respect copyright.PENANAzBXS2D45cc
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 399Please respect copyright.PENANA0ROWjILQNT
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAsBUT9kAp0l
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.399Please respect copyright.PENANAY529h81cEe
favourite soda? - sprite.399Please respect copyright.PENANAsDTkYSyPKy
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.399Please respect copyright.PENANAwpRJotEP5L
can you swim? - yes, wtf?399Please respect copyright.PENANAnwX7XdKZuF
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.399Please respect copyright.PENANARtCzWyRaXy
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAipT4EwbZYU
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.399Please respect copyright.PENANAEerCAWWcUI
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.399Please respect copyright.PENANAgrYQIukRv8
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*399Please respect copyright.PENANAN2hl4o2rH0
apple or andriod? - apple.399Please respect copyright.PENANAGk4NYeGnYS
best dessert? - mochi.399Please respect copyright.PENANAsnsVSpn8uU
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have you ever:399Please respect copyright.PENANAWmH4L7pKr3
1. skipped class? - yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAQDcJLXZhTK
2. done drugs? - no.399Please respect copyright.PENANAfOJqUge6oI
3. self-harmed? - yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANACIjGslta3u
4. drank? - no.399Please respect copyright.PENANA5GOS2tdRqq
5. shoplifted? - yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAz7nFdURO7H
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.399Please respect copyright.PENANAyQDJ391XeH
7. broken up with someone? - yes.399Please respect copyright.PENANAlgabvDE3Ni
what's your favourite:399Please respect copyright.PENANAlILBYqgZgi
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.399Please respect copyright.PENANALJXO8wEi2j
9. movie? - break the silence.399Please respect copyright.PENANAoWPCNySHDO
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.399Please respect copyright.PENANAskiNHQYWPu
11. artist? - bts.399Please respect copyright.PENANA5YJKS57RWZ
12. singer or band? - bts.399Please respect copyright.PENANA8CmZ1JoaSx
13. memory? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAU3Qnrq9uKm
14. book? - the cruel prince.399Please respect copyright.PENANAD5Yj6KNiwS
this or that:399Please respect copyright.PENANAQBybNKzZCv
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.399Please respect copyright.PENANAM0DP7hXtSR
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.399Please respect copyright.PENANAJHOkPSgw5k
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.399Please respect copyright.PENANApn0UgEMJAj
18. movies or books? - idk.399Please respect copyright.PENANAK6ZaApdg0S
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.399Please respect copyright.PENANAvkW8HDoTZl
20. blind of deaf? - blind.399Please respect copyright.PENANAOPd7LU7dxU
21. tea or coffee? - neither.399Please respect copyright.PENANAow0HmBdrJE
what's your:399Please respect copyright.PENANADIE4dmdmHe
22. age? - ninety-one.399Please respect copyright.PENANA08bv446Iud
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.399Please respect copyright.PENANA5XT5RuBDy0
24. height? - 4'11.399Please respect copyright.PENANA6CXXJT1O7w
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.399Please respect copyright.PENANAAkT3Rwawgd
26. shoe size? - seven.399Please respect copyright.PENANAyrn7mTLhkK
27. religion? - i'm not religious.399Please respect copyright.PENANAgQRtYuvpI7
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.399Please respect copyright.PENANADVRCsS0KoG
opinion on: 399Please respect copyright.PENANA4lhA7W6TCs
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...399Please respect copyright.PENANAAS0sZYpUOO
30. second chances? - it depends.399Please respect copyright.PENANAHuxkz7jtvv
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.399Please respect copyright.PENANAVurKf1UPqi
32. abortion? - ew.399Please respect copyright.PENANAZCzMi6HCfA
33. a death penalty? - ew.399Please respect copyright.PENANA4JcPr5W5Rh
34. marijuana? - i likes that.399Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZIFmBaKit
35. love? - what's love?399Please respect copyright.PENANA3XtDUqcsMA
do you:399Please respect copyright.PENANAgQjFzQafJ6
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.399Please respect copyright.PENANAJAdDg5KkMr
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3399Please respect copyright.PENANAVjvGLmFfvf