hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory348Please respect copyright.PENANAlMIBnESMnN
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 348Please respect copyright.PENANAy6PThsOfgy
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.348Please respect copyright.PENANAgiYicB4NbA
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?348Please respect copyright.PENANA6cM93zOkRn
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.348Please respect copyright.PENANAOQQzsUwqMF
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.348Please respect copyright.PENANAAlBek595kp
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.348Please respect copyright.PENANAAltUMYHic9
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.348Please respect copyright.PENANAur9i8Z4Snp
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?348Please respect copyright.PENANAPpbnvVoQZg
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.348Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6eLsetpxE
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.348Please respect copyright.PENANAdcfhNycmfs
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.348Please respect copyright.PENANAYY8dnhSK6E
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 348Please respect copyright.PENANAm1EjkRaxwn
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.348Please respect copyright.PENANAQ47bxzPOkk
girl bestie? - coco <3348Please respect copyright.PENANAZeTJ46ikdv
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.348Please respect copyright.PENANA2jzmRfXCMD
age? - seven years old.348Please respect copyright.PENANA6TGhjABHu7
last person i texted? - idfk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAWI3ddoEt1f
last person i called? - probably my little brother.348Please respect copyright.PENANAxWWoQswyZg
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?348Please respect copyright.PENANAgcg5BwoqXN
random fact? - i like food.348Please respect copyright.PENANACUk4XIxMKm
single or taken? - big, fat taken.348Please respect copyright.PENANA8z9jNsQ2TP
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.348Please respect copyright.PENANAtAudAVMcss
first kiss? - bitch wtf?348Please respect copyright.PENANAKd6zjyKtdA
ever smoked? - nope.348Please respect copyright.PENANAKBjrM0W80u
ever done drugs? - nope~348Please respect copyright.PENANA182bzzS2t5
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.348Please respect copyright.PENANAMo3KJfh8fu
longest relationship? - five and a half months.348Please respect copyright.PENANAorzFC3nLt4
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.348Please respect copyright.PENANA12ch6mdLqG
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.348Please respect copyright.PENANAF06vsdQgTK
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.348Please respect copyright.PENANAg6Q5ag814N
obsession? - kpop.348Please respect copyright.PENANAcDimeik0Zn
do you give second chances? - that depends.348Please respect copyright.PENANARBem2aW5io
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?348Please respect copyright.PENANAFF29SPFnVD
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.348Please respect copyright.PENANAJmSBycLpGt
day or night? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAHWx5EhBUS1
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAV3SdMUycjZ
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.348Please respect copyright.PENANAdDdSgRUZxX
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.348Please respect copyright.PENANAY683T8Vr1N
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.348Please respect copyright.PENANAQWdGtvJvf3
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.348Please respect copyright.PENANAbVwaOb8Ufl
favourite movie(s)? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAIDu2aCjljG
current mood? - bored and tired.348Please respect copyright.PENANAm8JX8Da76M
jealous of? - a lot of things.348Please respect copyright.PENANAxlZoT3Mz7v
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.348Please respect copyright.PENANAak24EdeLIF
pets? - two dogs.348Please respect copyright.PENANAfHsdRWPxG3
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.348Please respect copyright.PENANA4dX5MTAQNJ
favourite number? - seven.348Please respect copyright.PENANA0jKfD96XOA
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.348Please respect copyright.PENANAvkEksiVd2z
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.348Please respect copyright.PENANAP6KNanQDxN
afraid of the dark? - yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAI5z02pSs2q
one wish? - to be happy for real.348Please respect copyright.PENANA809VlcAWB3
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?348Please respect copyright.PENANAocLgq96uYq
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.348Please respect copyright.PENANAQVoSzhekcV
age? - i'm still seven years old.348Please respect copyright.PENANApwPhnaH5BP
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.348Please respect copyright.PENANAFHdfGi4Dtm
something you hate about yourself? - my body.348Please respect copyright.PENANAWJZmueo24O
something you like about yourself? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAo0f10twBC9
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.348Please respect copyright.PENANA0MeahPgX4L
favourite band? - bts.348Please respect copyright.PENANAMUMYaaPC5b
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!348Please respect copyright.PENANA3eKF6DllKj
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.348Please respect copyright.PENANAu8qG3uN8kx
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.348Please respect copyright.PENANAURCEJkbKgi
girl crush? - emmi.348Please respect copyright.PENANA1vp1BRrGmG
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.348Please respect copyright.PENANAvgXHYMBXGS
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^348Please respect copyright.PENANA1jQye6vvV4
talents? - singing.348Please respect copyright.PENANAmXz3KHxWAm
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.348Please respect copyright.PENANAUbINiWQhzz
someone i love? - emmi.348Please respect copyright.PENANAWJVUYeuKpF
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.348Please respect copyright.PENANA8pTw4IrwPh
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.348Please respect copyright.PENANAJUfG34pi8n
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.348Please respect copyright.PENANATiM0Ieb8mX
favourite animal? - dogs.348Please respect copyright.PENANAEqFTmvuylJ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 348Please respect copyright.PENANAbZiuHRaUIb
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.348Please respect copyright.PENANAbChU3f13aO
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.348Please respect copyright.PENANAfJFyWdHmrN
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.348Please respect copyright.PENANA37CzFj6eWK
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.348Please respect copyright.PENANAqbaNCL8K63
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 348Please respect copyright.PENANAQGKhuga4dV
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.348Please respect copyright.PENANA25aSgLJb3w
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.348Please respect copyright.PENANATZQPLRGadS
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.348Please respect copyright.PENANAwtLGpFUQ9c
country? - i don't live on earth. 348Please respect copyright.PENANAwRrE9WmX91
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.348Please respect copyright.PENANAMTcpOS8183
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.348Please respect copyright.PENANAwuuZd9JA3d
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.348Please respect copyright.PENANAEgapEJkDOi
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.348Please respect copyright.PENANAhD8xlvbddU
country with your favourite accent? - australia.348Please respect copyright.PENANAaLyfoAXXaH
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.348Please respect copyright.PENANADYbHy6dRL3
dog or cat person? - both.348Please respect copyright.PENANAxgmZtkHSxR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.348Please respect copyright.PENANAgBp3kDDtJ9
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.348Please respect copyright.PENANAWmLy5sRrwD
do you belive in God? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAiVtmwrH91c
single or taken? - taken.348Please respect copyright.PENANA1oxJgQMVL5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*348Please respect copyright.PENANA4ogDiEzJRE
birthday year? - 1930.348Please respect copyright.PENANAVkvW9wcZHS
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.348Please respect copyright.PENANAqSvTRzeARo
age? - what's that?348Please respect copyright.PENANA8MKyUG6as5
enthinicity? - african american.348Please respect copyright.PENANAHiICQWIQj0
tea or coffee? - neither.348Please respect copyright.PENANAffziLyTQxG
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.348Please respect copyright.PENANA6bnRba6tuB
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*348Please respect copyright.PENANATSp2Hr2tSh
favourite food? - ice cream.348Please respect copyright.PENANAW1m5VXBPy0
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 348Please respect copyright.PENANABUsAdfHfct
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAUQGvWPrDj5
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.348Please respect copyright.PENANAnEgdhZH9YC
favourite soda? - sprite.348Please respect copyright.PENANAA71SxJci69
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.348Please respect copyright.PENANAi5xx1Lz1pU
can you swim? - yes, wtf?348Please respect copyright.PENANAVI6d723GmI
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.348Please respect copyright.PENANAwQXnl8fqXK
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.348Please respect copyright.PENANABiST5PH4JT
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.348Please respect copyright.PENANAEfUcBx18iN
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.348Please respect copyright.PENANA9uko7tSReD
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*348Please respect copyright.PENANAEd4BAdJUfx
apple or andriod? - apple.348Please respect copyright.PENANA1OVdDmkGy5
best dessert? - mochi.348Please respect copyright.PENANAm04vXzowLX
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have you ever:348Please respect copyright.PENANApH1ycEUlj8
1. skipped class? - yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAiWHUFlAy8A
2. done drugs? - no.348Please respect copyright.PENANAcbSBED1ZHL
3. self-harmed? - yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAxcESLfPEGF
4. drank? - no.348Please respect copyright.PENANAXhxmLCURQO
5. shoplifted? - yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAa0RSlSMquc
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.348Please respect copyright.PENANAY8ZR6Du1V0
7. broken up with someone? - yes.348Please respect copyright.PENANAOWHwCCm198
what's your favourite:348Please respect copyright.PENANAZP4AM1fxlT
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.348Please respect copyright.PENANAWH3IozRamu
9. movie? - break the silence.348Please respect copyright.PENANATlWQYLzhH6
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.348Please respect copyright.PENANAxFgMmNjpGd
11. artist? - bts.348Please respect copyright.PENANA81H2h6Fhdv
12. singer or band? - bts.348Please respect copyright.PENANAzKVuM4tZui
13. memory? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANAMj2RuYrn7I
14. book? - the cruel prince.348Please respect copyright.PENANAqpeGfknQJN
this or that:348Please respect copyright.PENANAshJADIo8yf
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.348Please respect copyright.PENANAUyYUzTzA41
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.348Please respect copyright.PENANAtUNyjhcUxD
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.348Please respect copyright.PENANANPTviAbmup
18. movies or books? - idk.348Please respect copyright.PENANArjh6vPy93O
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.348Please respect copyright.PENANAKKpwvkNtPg
20. blind of deaf? - blind.348Please respect copyright.PENANAEsAFVJa9Nm
21. tea or coffee? - neither.348Please respect copyright.PENANA2XENknkz8C
what's your:348Please respect copyright.PENANAibV28r1pMr
22. age? - ninety-one.348Please respect copyright.PENANAHVkHvCSp1Y
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.348Please respect copyright.PENANA0tChL4B2da
24. height? - 4'11.348Please respect copyright.PENANAy5MuVJ4O5b
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.348Please respect copyright.PENANAKrSL98oZ5u
26. shoe size? - seven.348Please respect copyright.PENANAZwmnG8qpoJ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.348Please respect copyright.PENANA1vgKsxCFpH
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.348Please respect copyright.PENANAatfUTxljHc
opinion on: 348Please respect copyright.PENANAt56LMPPsJX
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...348Please respect copyright.PENANAwfhXFQeErm
30. second chances? - it depends.348Please respect copyright.PENANAAcX5WmgECP
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.348Please respect copyright.PENANAR31c4rhpua
32. abortion? - ew.348Please respect copyright.PENANAfQoaiDEsZI
33. a death penalty? - ew.348Please respect copyright.PENANAi15wE6odRO
34. marijuana? - i likes that.348Please respect copyright.PENANAhNjHYHYAnp
35. love? - what's love?348Please respect copyright.PENANA7l7dpVmLgi
do you:348Please respect copyright.PENANA5eYmI3NxAJ
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.348Please respect copyright.PENANAei7w9TGACw
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3348Please respect copyright.PENANAUoKD5L2BK4