hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory365Please respect copyright.PENANAiynUmwvCEH
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 365Please respect copyright.PENANAD1LivzEzGo
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.365Please respect copyright.PENANAvWMXJ0zLSZ
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?365Please respect copyright.PENANAXs83pjrYwQ
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.365Please respect copyright.PENANAyOGUMR5Fy0
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.365Please respect copyright.PENANA92gc5esD2A
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.365Please respect copyright.PENANAB5SnkoMtZw
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.365Please respect copyright.PENANAf047IvMX7C
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?365Please respect copyright.PENANAciKMi9iJjR
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.365Please respect copyright.PENANAGGkn8z3T2m
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.365Please respect copyright.PENANAXGBmg9hXMh
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.365Please respect copyright.PENANAn69ghrabG2
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 365Please respect copyright.PENANAPXyPSuUjzC
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.365Please respect copyright.PENANAjB9jUq96vB
girl bestie? - coco <3365Please respect copyright.PENANAzllXbG5Uha
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.365Please respect copyright.PENANABRC99Kohsj
age? - seven years old.365Please respect copyright.PENANAGzlO4o0s40
last person i texted? - idfk.365Please respect copyright.PENANABTx2G4aGbq
last person i called? - probably my little brother.365Please respect copyright.PENANAWMrc6ag7Gu
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?365Please respect copyright.PENANAU4ZQDR5JC2
random fact? - i like food.365Please respect copyright.PENANAEJphlNhIzM
single or taken? - big, fat taken.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwu9DDtWp3u
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.365Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ9OjMjxum
first kiss? - bitch wtf?365Please respect copyright.PENANA7rWMi85ayA
ever smoked? - nope.365Please respect copyright.PENANAaRaufK2fk2
ever done drugs? - nope~365Please respect copyright.PENANAFhPsqKfr4f
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.365Please respect copyright.PENANAlLaRMo4H2J
longest relationship? - five and a half months.365Please respect copyright.PENANAvoCvrUqOLR
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.365Please respect copyright.PENANAhx9MMP0vsn
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.365Please respect copyright.PENANAJFC8BaU103
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.365Please respect copyright.PENANA7cPOjEvuMu
obsession? - kpop.365Please respect copyright.PENANA3yGMQvtCe3
do you give second chances? - that depends.365Please respect copyright.PENANAuWD3Klpn1l
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?365Please respect copyright.PENANA0vsXELY40B
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.365Please respect copyright.PENANAEt0XJArkoN
day or night? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAugFuQqe8nx
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAMPTLQx3rY1
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.365Please respect copyright.PENANA8wyBioYPx0
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.365Please respect copyright.PENANAmocTEQdCan
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.365Please respect copyright.PENANAtwp0aPQOHP
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.365Please respect copyright.PENANAeTSyQ43EfP
favourite movie(s)? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAvhL1X0oFIv
current mood? - bored and tired.365Please respect copyright.PENANAvX71ixofhE
jealous of? - a lot of things.365Please respect copyright.PENANARuGvlkbjuG
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.365Please respect copyright.PENANAsyPO2E9uym
pets? - two dogs.365Please respect copyright.PENANAa11WnUJXC4
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.365Please respect copyright.PENANAxoLQiu6UvC
favourite number? - seven.365Please respect copyright.PENANA96gHoWjqMZ
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.365Please respect copyright.PENANAi2lNFnHNsh
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.365Please respect copyright.PENANA9VGs92fY4g
afraid of the dark? - yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANA588y14TuLv
one wish? - to be happy for real.365Please respect copyright.PENANAjVIjrIexpb
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?365Please respect copyright.PENANArPilNUAcv8
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.365Please respect copyright.PENANAYo4Oa3niIe
age? - i'm still seven years old.365Please respect copyright.PENANAqoAFj1L3ko
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.365Please respect copyright.PENANAbpJzQQY6kb
something you hate about yourself? - my body.365Please respect copyright.PENANA9uqGXkpcLA
something you like about yourself? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANANFIIkRZ1Mk
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.365Please respect copyright.PENANAVijkAZo6qT
favourite band? - bts.365Please respect copyright.PENANAM5K7AhlAZW
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!365Please respect copyright.PENANA1Czyzjt4SM
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwdfnTqyJ6q
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.365Please respect copyright.PENANAdNQE3kRdhZ
girl crush? - emmi.365Please respect copyright.PENANALGZulHaeDT
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.365Please respect copyright.PENANAT3JZEUQNYV
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^365Please respect copyright.PENANA9hJ0IjnqVk
talents? - singing.365Please respect copyright.PENANAQYSVrAKl81
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.365Please respect copyright.PENANAusiFwFV2XQ
someone i love? - emmi.365Please respect copyright.PENANA45mXkS0w0X
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.365Please respect copyright.PENANA1c3kmTPteR
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.365Please respect copyright.PENANA5mPmPN8ywP
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.365Please respect copyright.PENANATwCXjPFcPI
favourite animal? - dogs.365Please respect copyright.PENANArYCd7J96oJ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 365Please respect copyright.PENANAvoyLQ3pKUb
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.365Please respect copyright.PENANAgJyWYaaSrI
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.365Please respect copyright.PENANAVpyEkQRJIM
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.365Please respect copyright.PENANA4LARFBOxev
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.365Please respect copyright.PENANA9EgMAtxe0o
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 365Please respect copyright.PENANAa4fLNb5vbG
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.365Please respect copyright.PENANAQp6tY5G8iA
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.365Please respect copyright.PENANA3MMkXhSMlz
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.365Please respect copyright.PENANAYQRW22NPHs
country? - i don't live on earth. 365Please respect copyright.PENANAHazvp3uBy0
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.365Please respect copyright.PENANArNTHa9ZP1l
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.365Please respect copyright.PENANAhO4932xrPY
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.365Please respect copyright.PENANA4fwe6LTQSS
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.365Please respect copyright.PENANA3VfeTgS9Jh
country with your favourite accent? - australia.365Please respect copyright.PENANAzmyeHouJlW
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.365Please respect copyright.PENANATO8DzlT4FM
dog or cat person? - both.365Please respect copyright.PENANAi1p0oCXmPt
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.365Please respect copyright.PENANAd4qzTQLHS0
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.365Please respect copyright.PENANAm9XnHJL9nJ
do you belive in God? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAiptjVqsnGD
single or taken? - taken.365Please respect copyright.PENANAqBXbQ0juJA
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*365Please respect copyright.PENANAplL9br4qUY
birthday year? - 1930.365Please respect copyright.PENANAfozrmQpnLS
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.365Please respect copyright.PENANAPIjAq1tn96
age? - what's that?365Please respect copyright.PENANA9SdRoCpDjn
enthinicity? - african american.365Please respect copyright.PENANAXBCdJKGerO
tea or coffee? - neither.365Please respect copyright.PENANABdxZcTHqxU
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.365Please respect copyright.PENANAPcZ8D2Xi8t
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*365Please respect copyright.PENANABNt8CeKsHA
favourite food? - ice cream.365Please respect copyright.PENANAAiebGRrNZp
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 365Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZR1h7dC5T
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANApGxFGJAdN8
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.365Please respect copyright.PENANAp3EhVuKVF3
favourite soda? - sprite.365Please respect copyright.PENANAiJv3iL8vuI
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.365Please respect copyright.PENANA9bp4DeGG3H
can you swim? - yes, wtf?365Please respect copyright.PENANAWZiNpzyLgO
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.365Please respect copyright.PENANAEsBzn3Vz3Q
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.365Please respect copyright.PENANAfEerRHnv8e
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.365Please respect copyright.PENANAabmZEbVZcS
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.365Please respect copyright.PENANABj42xFYbME
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*365Please respect copyright.PENANAhJ3E9AEMby
apple or andriod? - apple.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwC0EtMC6Kz
best dessert? - mochi.365Please respect copyright.PENANAtaTx7E57Fz
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have you ever:365Please respect copyright.PENANADru2VsD4D2
1. skipped class? - yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANAcBJnXLzQFg
2. done drugs? - no.365Please respect copyright.PENANA5zcJ5fXeBy
3. self-harmed? - yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANAapZKARP8fp
4. drank? - no.365Please respect copyright.PENANAr6UyiwV57L
5. shoplifted? - yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANAbCQyphEfdS
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.365Please respect copyright.PENANA8JuMDio3Ym
7. broken up with someone? - yes.365Please respect copyright.PENANAi0hCZIT8qt
what's your favourite:365Please respect copyright.PENANAaFIgPVQgt7
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.365Please respect copyright.PENANAPYFZpHyWbi
9. movie? - break the silence.365Please respect copyright.PENANAaBLQLkksjE
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwJdaTaPWyK
11. artist? - bts.365Please respect copyright.PENANAUraD1JbQVA
12. singer or band? - bts.365Please respect copyright.PENANAt0Nqa95aS1
13. memory? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAiKYx974CdN
14. book? - the cruel prince.365Please respect copyright.PENANAQxl2KoTd8G
this or that:365Please respect copyright.PENANAD98cdAJ33b
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.365Please respect copyright.PENANAqgJ03aYDgo
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.365Please respect copyright.PENANAFVtxZAJ0Fo
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.365Please respect copyright.PENANAnnA7PJE1mJ
18. movies or books? - idk.365Please respect copyright.PENANAQjjU34V2EB
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.365Please respect copyright.PENANAu2YSV3gFym
20. blind of deaf? - blind.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwmdxTbGnA6
21. tea or coffee? - neither.365Please respect copyright.PENANAuTJFORs9fl
what's your:365Please respect copyright.PENANAgF1ZY3lED5
22. age? - ninety-one.365Please respect copyright.PENANAYaPPtV7284
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.365Please respect copyright.PENANAhtGT3V11Iq
24. height? - 4'11.365Please respect copyright.PENANATJJ2L0wT6m
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.365Please respect copyright.PENANAwx3tyqes62
26. shoe size? - seven.365Please respect copyright.PENANAVEEzwbJ22d
27. religion? - i'm not religious.365Please respect copyright.PENANAInPm4P1ULt
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.365Please respect copyright.PENANAsBqRmw4UKI
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...365Please respect copyright.PENANAjlbbe1sjyM
30. second chances? - it depends.365Please respect copyright.PENANAIDGPGAb7HB
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.365Please respect copyright.PENANABgxrlZf938
32. abortion? - ew.365Please respect copyright.PENANArS0mfCp4Bc
33. a death penalty? - ew.365Please respect copyright.PENANAFtiFDdkTig
34. marijuana? - i likes that.365Please respect copyright.PENANAdeg1wrYpqx
35. love? - what's love?365Please respect copyright.PENANAHmR6mivlvx
do you:365Please respect copyright.PENANAy7EIovqGqh
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.365Please respect copyright.PENANAmIXDEr2b20
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3365Please respect copyright.PENANALdD2G8Cy9A