hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory386Please respect copyright.PENANAwuOHBXp8PS
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 386Please respect copyright.PENANA3fhPe7ObCp
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.386Please respect copyright.PENANAFbwtxzDtQq
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?386Please respect copyright.PENANAmQg6yXRkXi
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.386Please respect copyright.PENANAZrHmnf2e3h
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.386Please respect copyright.PENANAhY3Ta3umFy
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.386Please respect copyright.PENANAd9okQE4V5o
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.386Please respect copyright.PENANAopPLknS4zm
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?386Please respect copyright.PENANAYJOX5JmaBQ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.386Please respect copyright.PENANAh5MzPCoG41
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZVzj934pn
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.386Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ztv3ukIrV
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 386Please respect copyright.PENANAwO3SokU705
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.386Please respect copyright.PENANAJrnOpZhNgE
girl bestie? - coco <3386Please respect copyright.PENANAsdtsg4Vj6N
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.386Please respect copyright.PENANAWsdhZZUZQt
age? - seven years old.386Please respect copyright.PENANAM0RMZzM6QN
last person i texted? - idfk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAstQoUwsdAQ
last person i called? - probably my little brother.386Please respect copyright.PENANAqQnKWaraKQ
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?386Please respect copyright.PENANA2BHPquDX9L
random fact? - i like food.386Please respect copyright.PENANAqc43Ita7cu
single or taken? - big, fat taken.386Please respect copyright.PENANAZuWzRd1ntf
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.386Please respect copyright.PENANAticrw4Wkvx
first kiss? - bitch wtf?386Please respect copyright.PENANAiP3LeN5eTR
ever smoked? - nope.386Please respect copyright.PENANAm8eIsviWTO
ever done drugs? - nope~386Please respect copyright.PENANAf5zNeRiYQJ
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.386Please respect copyright.PENANAHWRVdKGkts
longest relationship? - five and a half months.386Please respect copyright.PENANAj21c7aW90M
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.386Please respect copyright.PENANAXZ3Ky7e2FH
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.386Please respect copyright.PENANAoqL2fQYChx
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.386Please respect copyright.PENANAu6S4NNoCvQ
obsession? - kpop.386Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ0c1UsChS
do you give second chances? - that depends.386Please respect copyright.PENANAis8jtONiv7
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?386Please respect copyright.PENANAHN3vr8T1HJ
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.386Please respect copyright.PENANAb42QKy0ilz
day or night? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAgWQ5gBdh56
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAcPUAUxQC54
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.386Please respect copyright.PENANAfWcptoEFPY
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.386Please respect copyright.PENANARjDD9jPhMe
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.386Please respect copyright.PENANAZx6uf2B0rv
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.386Please respect copyright.PENANAt2cnzRUd1q
favourite movie(s)? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAbtFxW0k4kx
current mood? - bored and tired.386Please respect copyright.PENANASDMos14GqQ
jealous of? - a lot of things.386Please respect copyright.PENANAYdv2LYe7Z7
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7OrpqD9RFk
pets? - two dogs.386Please respect copyright.PENANAyp2zrKfJXa
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.386Please respect copyright.PENANASesV9RWDKs
favourite number? - seven.386Please respect copyright.PENANAkikGGJe2Rj
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.386Please respect copyright.PENANAEQQDb9yFQ1
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.386Please respect copyright.PENANAXKpnviJCzy
afraid of the dark? - yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANAIlT3OIUrIE
one wish? - to be happy for real.386Please respect copyright.PENANArsnKHzXbHm
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?386Please respect copyright.PENANAhLRYQTPQuj
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.386Please respect copyright.PENANASwAfjsol4d
age? - i'm still seven years old.386Please respect copyright.PENANA3uvgr5aPop
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.386Please respect copyright.PENANACZnpYikS7e
something you hate about yourself? - my body.386Please respect copyright.PENANAUk0Li8rlkT
something you like about yourself? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAqrhX68mrng
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.386Please respect copyright.PENANA9sQznmnhGb
favourite band? - bts.386Please respect copyright.PENANArv4KtLznoU
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!386Please respect copyright.PENANA6fRQPnRjvj
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.386Please respect copyright.PENANADsVC10bwMx
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.386Please respect copyright.PENANAvNrIIK4QDU
girl crush? - emmi.386Please respect copyright.PENANAUgRWblBr7O
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.386Please respect copyright.PENANADxx4FJOg6t
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^386Please respect copyright.PENANAO6KuDmW8x1
talents? - singing.386Please respect copyright.PENANAzJByLlrdGa
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.386Please respect copyright.PENANAjgfG07QfG9
someone i love? - emmi.386Please respect copyright.PENANA2Tw3nOYlkl
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.386Please respect copyright.PENANAHl9yDXHguA
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.386Please respect copyright.PENANAJaBHWljiNm
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.386Please respect copyright.PENANARiS1n9Ri2m
favourite animal? - dogs.386Please respect copyright.PENANACKSA8vib0d
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 386Please respect copyright.PENANA5629W1oQaY
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.386Please respect copyright.PENANAduOqjiooQM
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.386Please respect copyright.PENANAETbaaqUNb0
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.386Please respect copyright.PENANAJEJthqnqHV
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.386Please respect copyright.PENANADiy3VOHjSz
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 386Please respect copyright.PENANA9WqFOiLZG8
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.386Please respect copyright.PENANAKWc6AR4tJA
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ic20asJK9
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.386Please respect copyright.PENANApz16qzSvv2
country? - i don't live on earth. 386Please respect copyright.PENANAn35HQLEr1u
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.386Please respect copyright.PENANAAQwVoL8Rvk
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.386Please respect copyright.PENANAi6rpSNOcsM
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.386Please respect copyright.PENANAek4HhTqyJp
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.386Please respect copyright.PENANA4khc9hlEfu
country with your favourite accent? - australia.386Please respect copyright.PENANAsSyKw9dUlu
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.386Please respect copyright.PENANAwYX749WUJC
dog or cat person? - both.386Please respect copyright.PENANABtiDpSePRp
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.386Please respect copyright.PENANASARXd08MAM
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.386Please respect copyright.PENANATDt3tazX4D
do you belive in God? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAMDTRmZdJRo
single or taken? - taken.386Please respect copyright.PENANAgjjuRPamrx
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*386Please respect copyright.PENANAZItSmLRPFV
birthday year? - 1930.386Please respect copyright.PENANAN2dZfxRT7b
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.386Please respect copyright.PENANARtrb8Y0GUG
age? - what's that?386Please respect copyright.PENANANhsmGR4LJA
enthinicity? - african american.386Please respect copyright.PENANAdkSqLQFZ6s
tea or coffee? - neither.386Please respect copyright.PENANAW4vhBvZCkG
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.386Please respect copyright.PENANAPj5J1mlmDZ
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*386Please respect copyright.PENANAH7dpGWS0a1
favourite food? - ice cream.386Please respect copyright.PENANAQpLPugzTJl
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 386Please respect copyright.PENANAcLbgynocfL
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANANtKgVv6Yl5
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.386Please respect copyright.PENANAGhaO03MiSx
favourite soda? - sprite.386Please respect copyright.PENANAe8vi5HsFsk
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7nqcjnct6o
can you swim? - yes, wtf?386Please respect copyright.PENANAwtyS9FLoXa
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.386Please respect copyright.PENANABDjRGFFVRJ
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.386Please respect copyright.PENANAM3eSpCyF4n
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.386Please respect copyright.PENANAs14f320LDZ
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.386Please respect copyright.PENANAgFNKmxphhE
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*386Please respect copyright.PENANAPJtSkJoznw
apple or andriod? - apple.386Please respect copyright.PENANAdynvEuUBJM
best dessert? - mochi.386Please respect copyright.PENANABjFjfMC9L8
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have you ever:386Please respect copyright.PENANADo6Eie9t8h
1. skipped class? - yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANAGCKwALE1VK
2. done drugs? - no.386Please respect copyright.PENANA3nAlBY4qHh
3. self-harmed? - yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7P7qixKCzp
4. drank? - no.386Please respect copyright.PENANAkwKQ2R1BLE
5. shoplifted? - yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANApZvcZr8bta
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.386Please respect copyright.PENANAUZIxptrlZr
7. broken up with someone? - yes.386Please respect copyright.PENANAMLD6LmloKf
what's your favourite:386Please respect copyright.PENANA9COVgA5ywy
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.386Please respect copyright.PENANAsljQeGQ8LC
9. movie? - break the silence.386Please respect copyright.PENANAbwaPUNTiGx
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.386Please respect copyright.PENANA1XJQlkhbcl
11. artist? - bts.386Please respect copyright.PENANAjRYLPVSVrT
12. singer or band? - bts.386Please respect copyright.PENANA4OdI0UzjGS
13. memory? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAlNZf3zJ0YE
14. book? - the cruel prince.386Please respect copyright.PENANA3NH9BwtdnS
this or that:386Please respect copyright.PENANA12F9QgXlSC
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.386Please respect copyright.PENANAoAcEUnUFSo
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.386Please respect copyright.PENANATzabWO2BYl
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.386Please respect copyright.PENANAE98ejAl840
18. movies or books? - idk.386Please respect copyright.PENANAlbCLsGyqrC
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.386Please respect copyright.PENANAKcr8PF4C9t
20. blind of deaf? - blind.386Please respect copyright.PENANAN1T6ZmMoXI
21. tea or coffee? - neither.386Please respect copyright.PENANA2SZxt0P2Eo
what's your:386Please respect copyright.PENANA9xMlFtdZqG
22. age? - ninety-one.386Please respect copyright.PENANAerLtVOSHEw
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.386Please respect copyright.PENANAuBj82aVq7T
24. height? - 4'11.386Please respect copyright.PENANACf53S1jYTa
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.386Please respect copyright.PENANAlMVzkUR36a
26. shoe size? - seven.386Please respect copyright.PENANAzuIczAG6vi
27. religion? - i'm not religious.386Please respect copyright.PENANAwvJEKRDEV6
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.386Please respect copyright.PENANALyTF28E5Ww
opinion on: 386Please respect copyright.PENANAA55Hpp4wm6
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...386Please respect copyright.PENANAWUvNr3WFNN
30. second chances? - it depends.386Please respect copyright.PENANAooSd4HVmJf
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.386Please respect copyright.PENANANEUX2ZuCYA
32. abortion? - ew.386Please respect copyright.PENANAPdsXMAeHVK
33. a death penalty? - ew.386Please respect copyright.PENANA7z7gJJkhHt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.386Please respect copyright.PENANAPPhMl3JaK1
35. love? - what's love?386Please respect copyright.PENANA6tL3T3Z0jr
do you:386Please respect copyright.PENANAfQThuAu3iB
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.386Please respect copyright.PENANAuayNtDOhjf
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3386Please respect copyright.PENANA8lnZzZRpEy