
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory409Please respect copyright.PENANA8hquRyFr6q
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 409Please respect copyright.PENANAG3J9TZTFGY
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.409Please respect copyright.PENANA64GCsF9rzq
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?409Please respect copyright.PENANAQrrPz2QZXq
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.409Please respect copyright.PENANAOhEMT0EvmV
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.409Please respect copyright.PENANAKhwMDvOZK0
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3SNgQWjidK
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.409Please respect copyright.PENANAVxkdBX1ZT2
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?409Please respect copyright.PENANAC5cacrfAgb
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.409Please respect copyright.PENANAbuzZ0Ty3EQ
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.409Please respect copyright.PENANAfhUFdBUQED
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.409Please respect copyright.PENANAESk40xRFKY
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 409Please respect copyright.PENANAVdl0V2CPXv
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.409Please respect copyright.PENANAEtjiV4HDDZ
girl bestie? - coco <3409Please respect copyright.PENANAsv6o2YcNEa
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.409Please respect copyright.PENANAt3DyOLLMjD
age? - seven years old.409Please respect copyright.PENANAlR3xQX045J
last person i texted? - idfk.409Please respect copyright.PENANAkIpaVqZ80t
last person i called? - probably my little brother.409Please respect copyright.PENANAVJUkHqxsTT
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?409Please respect copyright.PENANA27XDUdmmss
random fact? - i like food.409Please respect copyright.PENANAsFdGxl32TE
single or taken? - big, fat taken.409Please respect copyright.PENANA78uvJoowTK
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.409Please respect copyright.PENANAH0qM9hfh3r
first kiss? - bitch wtf?409Please respect copyright.PENANAvrEVqUPYOp
ever smoked? - nope.409Please respect copyright.PENANAMpKKUIGKYA
ever done drugs? - nope~409Please respect copyright.PENANAijKU7XvXMz
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.409Please respect copyright.PENANAFb5ZayJ1Sm
longest relationship? - five and a half months.409Please respect copyright.PENANA4EAXYippCH
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.409Please respect copyright.PENANAzI3xIGfvPe
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.409Please respect copyright.PENANADPKrw00CLe
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3LcTq9Q8bc
obsession? - kpop.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3ikr0ZdZCU
do you give second chances? - that depends.409Please respect copyright.PENANAefb1aqJ7kE
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?409Please respect copyright.PENANAmsc0sylaR4
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.409Please respect copyright.PENANA5PQx3Pmhp3
day or night? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANAmQYERvXA0C
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANAq0iWo1HDph
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.409Please respect copyright.PENANAoxSnXRXL25
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.409Please respect copyright.PENANATuNBpoHGPe
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.409Please respect copyright.PENANAeWw61Bjv34
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.409Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qbe6zjfmo
favourite movie(s)? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANApMjEfwZfQB
current mood? - bored and tired.409Please respect copyright.PENANAFLhTJ8ElE9
jealous of? - a lot of things.409Please respect copyright.PENANAj2UNwdCNFI
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.409Please respect copyright.PENANAwQs3fVXl33
pets? - two dogs.409Please respect copyright.PENANAdkoKGDxqbH
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.409Please respect copyright.PENANAj25IbCT3PN
favourite number? - seven.409Please respect copyright.PENANA0undYRPUeL
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.409Please respect copyright.PENANAHVO3q27FXJ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.409Please respect copyright.PENANA5p6E36dPjo
afraid of the dark? - yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAgMpgdkPKo3
one wish? - to be happy for real.409Please respect copyright.PENANAaJ5XKrwqgF
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?409Please respect copyright.PENANA4KPGlRkU6T
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.409Please respect copyright.PENANAo71bVr6O4Q
age? - i'm still seven years old.409Please respect copyright.PENANAf1ypJ16QwZ
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.409Please respect copyright.PENANAiFTEP9RSLX
something you hate about yourself? - my body.409Please respect copyright.PENANAbtQIuIMgpf
something you like about yourself? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANAAGwQYtmkiH
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3EUccCqnYb
favourite band? - bts.409Please respect copyright.PENANAPEUiBLBNv6
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!409Please respect copyright.PENANAtauYBiPayZ
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.409Please respect copyright.PENANAAH2uD1iTxS
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.409Please respect copyright.PENANAhWUmsDiY3J
girl crush? - emmi.409Please respect copyright.PENANAj78NkPe3Ng
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.409Please respect copyright.PENANASDAQEsdumB
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^409Please respect copyright.PENANARYdJMOL06P
talents? - singing.409Please respect copyright.PENANAWFQ1DVcKC9
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.409Please respect copyright.PENANAyTeNKA7gbn
someone i love? - emmi.409Please respect copyright.PENANA7lLZVUXYht
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.409Please respect copyright.PENANAYWDaiXWApK
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.409Please respect copyright.PENANAqx4EmmElJK
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.409Please respect copyright.PENANANW0LuKmAM2
favourite animal? - dogs.409Please respect copyright.PENANArqXx4jyeXS
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 409Please respect copyright.PENANAA5K1cOD5P3
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.409Please respect copyright.PENANAtXPsLOQdoI
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.409Please respect copyright.PENANA5iEmJumMtY
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.409Please respect copyright.PENANAIVF14VKbQu
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.409Please respect copyright.PENANAHQojciGd4l
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 409Please respect copyright.PENANAOwfCw4P97d
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3H9To32qzh
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.409Please respect copyright.PENANAsfgCke542Q
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.409Please respect copyright.PENANAF4yWbY9Zcj
country? - i don't live on earth. 409Please respect copyright.PENANAAOPF5t0dml
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.409Please respect copyright.PENANAUVG1QwpR91
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.409Please respect copyright.PENANATW7FoYnAMR
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.409Please respect copyright.PENANAvtYYKjVXfq
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.409Please respect copyright.PENANAUcXdVZ09ZW
country with your favourite accent? - australia.409Please respect copyright.PENANAjXYRkrybBn
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.409Please respect copyright.PENANAjjNWhIJVdw
dog or cat person? - both.409Please respect copyright.PENANAkylb1tZtQa
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.409Please respect copyright.PENANAFE0YD9gRwd
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.409Please respect copyright.PENANAsGN99rKa7k
do you belive in God? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANATtPOswXOF9
single or taken? - taken.409Please respect copyright.PENANACyL0WDWjeO
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*409Please respect copyright.PENANAuoZzKsgJGg
birthday year? - 1930.409Please respect copyright.PENANAbw8V7kwlpg
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.409Please respect copyright.PENANAHvPziZzIB4
age? - what's that?409Please respect copyright.PENANAz1NMld1VJN
enthinicity? - african american.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3mB16iO721
tea or coffee? - neither.409Please respect copyright.PENANAhm4YIzZR2q
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.409Please respect copyright.PENANAW7IMJ8E6Bg
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*409Please respect copyright.PENANAgssUVbqDEf
favourite food? - ice cream.409Please respect copyright.PENANAs9gcmp8gl5
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 409Please respect copyright.PENANACTd4LVYBz5
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3MdrHWBuLS
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.409Please respect copyright.PENANAQTngBe8fSI
favourite soda? - sprite.409Please respect copyright.PENANA9ux2ueJjRk
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.409Please respect copyright.PENANAtoMZMtECeg
can you swim? - yes, wtf?409Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ6V7NZgCr
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.409Please respect copyright.PENANA3Iqq3HzwEg
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAFs07JoBIG5
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.409Please respect copyright.PENANACTveX0XNE8
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.409Please respect copyright.PENANAqUmjqxCcd1
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*409Please respect copyright.PENANAvKP26ROfCz
apple or andriod? - apple.409Please respect copyright.PENANAoOR94JblyE
best dessert? - mochi.409Please respect copyright.PENANAr6wGkEM7FG
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have you ever:409Please respect copyright.PENANArEMS2yrGTv
1. skipped class? - yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAV3c0QXShMK
2. done drugs? - no.409Please respect copyright.PENANAUSP3SSHo3f
3. self-harmed? - yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAGzF6wqD3tY
4. drank? - no.409Please respect copyright.PENANAKWmi0e4cyH
5. shoplifted? - yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAa8H4LEaRXu
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.409Please respect copyright.PENANAN4LrLaxjf5
7. broken up with someone? - yes.409Please respect copyright.PENANAyrOmNjd0SE
what's your favourite:409Please respect copyright.PENANABDUgTC0gNc
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.409Please respect copyright.PENANATYH7Wg9rSX
9. movie? - break the silence.409Please respect copyright.PENANA1q7SjUzspL
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.409Please respect copyright.PENANAIMqfy2vEJf
11. artist? - bts.409Please respect copyright.PENANAXuDfGWLOSr
12. singer or band? - bts.409Please respect copyright.PENANAkjlYew8NR3
13. memory? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANAYXaWO7boSr
14. book? - the cruel prince.409Please respect copyright.PENANA7W0m1oVERI
this or that:409Please respect copyright.PENANAULavC1BuOz
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.409Please respect copyright.PENANAza8UO6LvUR
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.409Please respect copyright.PENANACX0vNIFpp1
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.409Please respect copyright.PENANAIupLvsPhEA
18. movies or books? - idk.409Please respect copyright.PENANA7I7sdNKMNd
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.409Please respect copyright.PENANAVsb47nLQOF
20. blind of deaf? - blind.409Please respect copyright.PENANA82HZLKBUio
21. tea or coffee? - neither.409Please respect copyright.PENANAUYJOcOf9X5
what's your:409Please respect copyright.PENANA4vnlPXF9wk
22. age? - ninety-one.409Please respect copyright.PENANAG19zH5etj0
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.409Please respect copyright.PENANAf3fLmVujak
24. height? - 4'11.409Please respect copyright.PENANAPjmB9Ppcjz
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.409Please respect copyright.PENANADoLielDu5m
26. shoe size? - seven.409Please respect copyright.PENANAyGNwXw9ynJ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.409Please respect copyright.PENANA4A3KpYD9AF
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.409Please respect copyright.PENANA7vJ3vucXJu
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...409Please respect copyright.PENANAfoqx7UbvY8
30. second chances? - it depends.409Please respect copyright.PENANAWwHgm5EMGT
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.409Please respect copyright.PENANAliBJYtQw97
32. abortion? - ew.409Please respect copyright.PENANAFgke0qx2Jy
33. a death penalty? - ew.409Please respect copyright.PENANAWbgMmzdOyD
34. marijuana? - i likes that.409Please respect copyright.PENANA2yfRpNWK1N
35. love? - what's love?409Please respect copyright.PENANAUhrdblLIdA
do you:409Please respect copyright.PENANAuSrP8c9iRl
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.409Please respect copyright.PENANARGANVGulXN
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3409Please respect copyright.PENANAHIiYHxbJoy