十六歲嘅我拎住電話，乾咳兩聲，清清喉嚨嘅痰，跟小心翼翼咁按下數字鍵，撥通左小曼屋企電話。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMyOo2ajQX
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「喂！你啱先打過嚟咩？揾我咩事呀！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBUsRgAvVX
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佢打通電話後，粗聲粗氣，扮曬唔耐煩咁同對方講。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX62wu3Mgh
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心入面明明好在乎，但就硬係要扮到唔在乎，呢一個自己真係令人懷念。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGUYnBsNnq
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「頂，嗰個都唔係我，係我個堂大佬，條友玩嘢隨便聽人電話，你唔洗理佢。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEjRkUDX1r
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因為我同阿德係好朋友，所以小曼就揾我教路點去接近阿德。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JacaqJpsy
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嗰陣時我地成日都傾電話，不過多數都係佢揾我，我就唔敢主動揾佢。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK6jsGoKqD
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「阿德部電話我陪佢整返好，佢未唔覆你應該係未得閒。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2O1PHqPwM
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講樣，阿德真心靚仔，當陣時真係有好多女仔主動追佢，同form嘅又有，低form嘅都有，喺學校入面都稱得上係風頭躉。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyAEAC25AO
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我記得自己都幫阿德，收過唔少女同學轉達俾佢嘅情信。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YJh2jXOXl
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見十六歲嗰我講個不停，我就同佢講：「你唔好傾咁耐啦，我仲等緊你幫手度『橋』。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvziwMAej9
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對方對住我做一個叫我收皮嘅口型，然後揸住電話行入房傾。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKhKU14W39
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哎呀，我竟然咁樣俾「自己」無視，呢條友真係無大無細！172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XhnZZHx7G
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「叮噹！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFT2Us6F7h
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過左一陣，門外傳來按鈴聲，我幫手去開門。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD8m0ms7aw
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門一開，眼前出現一個我好耐都無見過嘅人，我阿叔。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6Pj1lEY6c
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佢手上提住一個工具箱。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBtgFeBSQn
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我拿拿臨請佢入屋：「阿叔，見返你真係太好啦！你知唔知你死左呀！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylDP0vpMFM
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「我啋過你把死人口！你邊位呀！點解你喺我阿哥屋企嘅？」阿叔睥住我問。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASLKPPY4a9
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「我係你個侄阿輝。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkmTV1sk10
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「你都short short地，我個侄鬼有你咁大個！你快講你係邊個啦喎！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxImXnjpdPD
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「我真係你個侄，我有啲好緊要嘅嘢要同你講，阿叔你一定要清楚！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKJNoo7OJY
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我吞一啖口水繼續講：「2011年5月2號，即係兩年之後你會同你依家嘅女朋友Shirley結婚，你記住，你真係要記住，你千其千其唔可以同佢結婚，因為你一同佢結婚就會死！係真係會死！」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkQ0GnhPhZ
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「咩料呀你，三唔識七入嚟人地間屋不得止，仲講埋啲九唔搭八嘅說話咒我死，你係咪嬲打呀？」阿叔放低工具箱，拉高手袖。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSPMBEt6Ho
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「阿叔，我句句都係真話，你一定要聽我講，絕對唔可以Shirley結婚！」我努力勸說。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6Aop6ATDA
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「咦，阿叔，你嚟左啦。」十六歲嘅我打完電話，從房行出客廳。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5HTFhg1aU
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「阿輝，呢條友乜水？你啲個riend呀？」阿叔口中嘅「呢條友」代表嘅係我。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB77ejWtV0
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「佢話自己從2021年穿越到2009年，係未來嘅我。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApVIMQmh9S
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阿叔哄近埋嚟，仔細打量我：「唔係講笑，望真啲，呢條友又真係有啲似你喎。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvE5nQDQ2Y
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「直頭係一模一樣，我的確係從2021年穿越返嚟嘅鐘耀輝。」我對阿叔講。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WB2jgCLbQ
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「好，你話你係未來人，咁就等我考下你，下期六合彩開咩冧巴？」阿叔問。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOQdQLzEaT
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「Er…唔知...」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOgfi2z8mH
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「乜你咁渣架，六合彩咩號碼都唔知，仲話自己未來人，問多你一條，下年英超邊隊冠軍？」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhn5kvjp1G
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「我唔知喎，我都唔睇英超嘅。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZWg9MJDMn
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「頂，乜都話唔知，收皮啦你！」阿叔提起工具箱，行入廚房整水喉。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhxKlB9S7Z
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我跟埋入去，繼續苦口婆心咁勸佢：「我地家族個詛咒係真架，阿叔你要聽我講，快啲同個Shirley分手，你唔能夠同佢結婚。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5FnX0ksAe
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「講笑咩，個詛咒點睇都唔係真，仲有就係，我點會同Shirley結婚，我同佢玩玩下渣嘛，好似我呢種無腳嘅雀仔，先唔會綁死喺一棵樹上！」阿叔一邊講一邊用士巴拿擰個水喉。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDZnrJUTQU
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「唔係喎，兩年後你的確係同左Shirley結婚，唔係你所講嘅玩玩下。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq2EtQDPcb
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「都話我係唔會結婚，出返去啦你，唔好喺度阻手阻腳。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo22UmNIais
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「阿叔，你信我，你真係會結婚，我無講大話......」我繼續解釋，但阿叔卻充耳不聞。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC1OKOgGBm
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幾下功夫，好快佢就整返好條喉。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmG14C0q2L
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佢將士巴拿同螺絲批放返入工具箱，行返出廳同十六歲嘅我講：「阿輝，水喉整返好啦，無乜嘢我走先。」172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoPFfjy3o4
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「好呀，唔該曬阿叔。」十六歲嘅我同阿叔道別。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zGAwYOzBR
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至於我呢個從2021年嚟嘅鐘耀輝，阿叔就懶得理。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZifyxUti4E
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佢拎住工具箱行出門口，而我就照跟住佢，總之一定要講掂對方。
