入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpFaAdkjMH
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfddTU1ZhK
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70Bmpm5Xyr
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72Lh8JnsML
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRgPpofNtm
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我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVyVwUlDRA
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX7kfSTwi5
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC11Wnhmc0
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8N3W4UBxI
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9f0jAx5yM
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0h0101kri
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG9UMQYL9h
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJu98mjAXG
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtCSfuDIji
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxefy4fb2j
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgJNcdsczy
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「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaL24wt4nH
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMPDB2oInQ
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG1ntzyb3x
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBdLTh6mta
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnzbX2ofCH
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHCjFaLYb3
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecdF2Y6KTl
仆街！絞肚痛！181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ejaGj5Lr
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxcoJdpCbD
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEnLIUTXGN
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4whtwcLcNE
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPBx410Vb4
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnsu3SX8mP
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB43S1eFH7J
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJKm8tjC1L
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e0v9EtjEK
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKQxKAK0bA
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0f8llZ2RJ
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jtn6qVLjH
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMhKNZcoP3
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8JExL2Vwm
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgtSvviyOq
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWViehbzwY8
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPpuopHiZS
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd382N9RZCz
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWlZf6Po2i
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AGx7lBs8Q
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriqeR7370b
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9sw9uFhGy
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO0dPmOzBh
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBWuQysupJ
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jjq8ocLFw
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mq8uA9puE
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajck9jem0m
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwFFDNXgZw
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH13TeDu1Pt
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFUigduajk
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ3KsQCoJq
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jg2763tYs
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEvvTFWcc0
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndNqmGDP4R
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我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAwnkcFffa
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhlqhOQVg0
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzJBljddhL
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH9Fo2iOyr
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobDHPybQ7X
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5PdtEeoRx
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJc3bweZ8t
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTQAfz0qer
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJCzyn33VH
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTBRwVO4Yg
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfw6ElFDNa
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmDNWrj11M
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXt06pTl5Y
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDxvIwoz3J
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnqiIFZVgx
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhilZnl4XM8
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYgjqUd6HF
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbDAP6HQuT
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxpqX5Lcwr
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中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWEDZ6hicy
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PqypKFmd7
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4cJth5kN8
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZODTs3KoSI
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcwXtiiLY2
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvMuxi8iQn
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2tGHx3FPm
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9e6UEbqnH
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZezJUZvkg
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajyeT506Rl
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXseCC1Smzm
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR00flfR5w
181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfuebfICXW
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。181Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsnEQpXv9E
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
