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No Plagiarism!2vM8dLuLw33lLQrWrV3wposted on PENANA 離開光頭王間診所之後,我心入面繼續諗住佢最後所講嘅總結。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA4UJoALWgS3 維尼
「以一個五歲嘅小朋友嚟睇,佢當年被診斷為『異食症』都好正常。但係你問我睇翻佢而家嘅種種行為跡象,其實佢真係唔多似『異食症』。咁當然,我都識你女朋友,我亦都唔覺得佢有必要呃你話自己有『異食症』。所以,我覺得可能係連佢自己都未清楚自己到底係因為咩原因會食屎。」8964 copyright protection1271PENANAdMSl0W5cqQ 維尼
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如果唔係因為「異食症」,咁到底敏敏因為咩事會食屎呢?8964 copyright protection1271PENANAaRyVBT53im 維尼
定係其實佢天生真係好鍾意食屎所以先會食屎?8964 copyright protection1271PENANAEhvn4NKnGU 維尼
到底係佢鍾意食屎所以食屎定係因為食過屎所以鍾意食屎?8964 copyright protection1271PENANALynbohSxql 維尼
唉,算啦,到最後我都係放棄咗思考呢堆同屎有關嘅哲學問題。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAcbgqgbvcs5 維尼
畢竟連醫生同敏敏自己都唔知道原因,我又邊可能估得到吖。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAH44KtgDt8a 維尼
作為一個男朋友,我都係繼續小心去維繫我同敏敏嘅感情啦。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA2w1iABmdIa 維尼
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隨住時間過去,一個月嘅「思考期」終於到咗屆滿嘅一日。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAeddEvXCfwp 維尼
老實講,以呢一個月嘅相處嚟講,其實大家都好明白對方嘅心意,亦都即係要將呢段關係繼續維持落去。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAAdzYRqh4Fo 維尼
只不過,喺我哋處理關係問題之前,喺日子屆滿嘅呢一日,有一件更重要嘅事需要我同敏敏去做咗先。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAHK28eP8NxV 維尼
呢件事就係,見家長。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAJ352lk5NEL 維尼
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無錯,我同敏敏都拍咗拖成七年,其實見家長嘅次數亦都不計其數。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAc5DcZDo4Rw 維尼
而我阿爸阿媽其實都係性格極之外向開通嘅人,所以從來亦都無咩婆媳問題,佢哋同敏敏亦都相處得非常開心。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAh3BqtHVlu9 維尼
只不過,話哂今次係我知道咗敏敏有食屎呢個怪病之後嘅第一次見家長,所以我同敏敏心入面都難免有少少緊張。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA7kjwYV0E2u 維尼
而且最緊要嘅係,今日仲要係我媽媽生日添。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAKtiJzzT6U3 維尼
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「應該無事㗎可?」敏敏有啲擔心咁企咗喺我屋企門口外面,遲遲未敢㩒落個門鐘度。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAp3IxgNZVjb 維尼
「無事嘅,其實之前都見過咁多次啦。我阿爸阿媽好少食朱古力,我琴日又突登將屋企僅有嘅朱古力奶飲鬼哂,照計今日應該無事嘅。」我安慰敏敏,但其實自己內心都喺度不斷祈禱希望今日大步𨈇過。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA2ny6QcRT7x 維尼
「好啦,咁……我㩒鐘啦。」敏敏下定決心,一下就㩒咗落門鐘度。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA40Okx2jeqS 維尼
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門一打開,一如既往係我媽媽熱情嘅歡迎。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAMGjbA2yDYz 維尼
而我同敏敏亦都即刻進入狀態,攞出四萬咁口Mode,一齊恭喜媽媽生日快樂,然後再入屋同我爸爸打招呼。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAGnIEPQSrsN 維尼
呢個時候屋企啱啱好準備開飯,於是我同敏敏分頭行動,佢去廚房幫手,我就去屋企四圍再視察下有冇朱古力呢啲咁危險嘅大殺傷力武器出現。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA7DKXGBY7Be 維尼
證實All clear之後,出面已經開咗飯,所以我都稍為放心,出去同大家食飯。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAurksGudxCB 維尼
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席上,大家談笑風生,一切如常,我同敏敏都開始唔再擔心,放鬆翻心情好似平時咁同我爸爸媽媽傾計。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAK4rFvRmRRg 維尼
食完飯之後,當媽媽同敏敏開始執碗,我阿爸突然攝過嚟我身邊,細細聲同我講咗句:「嗱,阿仔,而家你就拖延住你阿媽先,我入廚房攞蛋糕俾個Surprise佢。」8964 copyright protection1271PENANAoJz84weLxx 維尼
「無問題。」我俾個OK手勢,然後開始走過去同阿媽傾下啲無聊嘢,而阿爸就乘機閃咗入廚房。8964 copyright protection1271PENANApnfv4r4MsC 維尼
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大概十幾秒左右,全屋嘅燈光一下子熄哂,然後阿爸就從廚房捧咗一個點咗蠟燭嘅生日蛋糕出嚟。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAQU2CI500JS 維尼
「Happy birthday老婆!今年呢個蛋糕你唔好睇佢細細個啊,佢係用咗最貴最純嘅五重比利時朱古力整嘅蛋糕嚟㗎,我知你鍾意試新味,每年都要唔同嘢,所以經過咁多年之後,今年終於輪到朱古力味喇!」我阿爸好興奮咁講,而我阿媽望到阿爸呢個咁有心嘅驚喜,個樣都表現出一臉期待。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAEe4zd0qQGv 維尼
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但係,我一聽就已經心知不妙。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAXsdaPmwccy 維尼
WTF?!朱古力蛋糕?8964 copyright protection1271PENANAxFj8BtwWhW 維尼
仲要五重朱古力?8964 copyright protection1271PENANAQA9ncF2vv0 維尼
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而我望向敏敏,佢已經花容失色,用手掩定個口同個鼻。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAZ7Zi0RMfcd 維尼
呢一刻我阿爸距離敏敏其實都仲有七步距離,但走埋呢七步,只要啲朱古力味一接近敏敏,敏敏就會創造出媲美曹植七步成詩嘅「七步食屎」,成為一個千古奇談。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAfR3tZxi4dw 維尼
所以為免悲劇發生,作為男朋友,我決定喺呢一刻挺身而出。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAmExa1Nmomi 維尼
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就喺我阿爸走到距離敏敏五步之外嘅位置嘅時候,我一個箭步衝向個蛋糕,然後有如餓狗搶屎一樣瘋狂咁用手將個蛋糕塞入自己個口度。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAnPMl4hTrqB 維尼
五秒之內,我就將成個蛋糕鯨吞咗落肚。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAdrG5xQmtHm 維尼
我阿爸同阿媽兩個望住我呢個咁瘋狂嘅行徑,不約而同咁樣呆咗望住我。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA6HuXcyGdVE 維尼
「點解啊?」我阿爸擘大個口好驚訝咁問我。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAZwUuRq8MiF 維尼
「我肚餓,頭先食唔飽。」我努力咁吞埋口入面一半嘅蛋糕,然後答。8964 copyright protection1271PENANA6eBIzOlGjC 維尼
「肚餓,都唔洗食埋蠟燭掛?」今次到我阿媽問。8964 copyright protection1271PENANAkoOtSQjSX6 維尼
「係喎,唔好意思。」我從牙罅度抽翻支蠟燭出嚟交到阿媽手上,然後補多一句,「連蠟燭都食埋,咁你哋知我有幾肚餓啦。」8964 copyright protection1271PENANAToX9Jv0RWy 維尼
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