When the band of heroes came through my village, I found myself inspired to join them. Their cause seemed so noble that I really couldn't help myself.
The problems started when I found out they planned on vanquishing The Eternal Consumer, to stop him from destroying the world and remaking it in his own image. It was a grand enough cause, to be sure, but there was one huge wrench in their plans
The Eternal Consumer was me!
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