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9/11

大米粥 大米粥
Sep 11, 2022 170 2 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!742gsaC0Qfb1JZqV003Dposted on PＥNAＮＡ

怨氣最重的時候不是鬼門開也不是鬼門關，而是放完假要回去上課的時候。（？

 

哈哈哈，發現一件事，唬表弟表妹好好玩哈哈哈哈哈！

這週末我小阿姨他們回來

然後呢

照顧小孩的重擔就到了我身上(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

然後我累了，但他們精力依舊旺盛（表妹小一表弟中班）

然後我表弟太皮了，我就在那裡唬他

我：虎姑婆會把不乖的小孩抓走喔！等到變乖才會被放回來

我：非常不乖的小孩會被虎姑婆吃掉喔！

我：電視上不是會有小孩失蹤嗎？那就是因為被虎姑婆抓走了！

表弟：可是我怎麼都不知道啊？

我：因為你們都不看新聞啊

表弟：那明明就是傳說

我：有些人覺得那是虛構的，但你怎麼知道不是真的只是後來的人以為是虛構的

 

此類忽悠持續了約莫十多分鐘🤣（其中還加入一些半真半假的東西）

我還總是有辦法自圓其說

說到最後我開始懷疑他們會不會回去做惡夢

我看他的表情就知道我忽悠成功了🤣🤣

平常在班上說胡話說慣了，說歪理也習怪了

口才莫名其妙的變好了（？？？？

表弟表妹好慘XD

 

話說寫文真的可以幫助想標題欸

昨天不是寫中秋特輯嗎？

然後我就想到了鶠承可以用的篇名XD

幫我選選吧！

1.燎原火 暖人心（星星之火足以燎原，亦可暖人心房）

2.平安歸（“記得，要平安回來。”“我們會的。”）

3.願•一同歸（說好的，我會和他一起回去，我就一定會和他一起回去。）

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