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2/13

大米粥 大米粥
Feb 13, 2024 162 2 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!404SNYG10BUpi510V7zlposted on PＥNAＮＡ

嘿，今天忽然到要來寫

所以就來分享一下我家的神奇對話吧

 

我爸媽都會開車

然後今天要去我外婆家

然後我爸就非常自然的坐上副駕

我媽：×××你為什麼坐在那邊

我爸：我怕你忘記回你家的路啊（ps.以一個半無辜半欠揍的語氣）

然後今天要從外婆家回家的時候

我爸再次很自然的坐上副駕

我媽：……你為什麼又坐在那裡

我爸：因為我怕你忘記回家的路啊（跟早上如出一轍的語氣

 

嗯，日常（？

 

然後剛剛我爸在收拾他的包

然後我爸就說那個包明天拿出去曬就好，懶得拿去洗

然後我媽就說那個要怎樣怎樣處理

然後說了一半忽然止住話聲

對我說

：算了，我不跟你爸講了，再說等一下他就會叫我幫他洗了

然後我爸笑了兩聲，繼續收拾

然後過了兩分鐘

我爸：沒說話是因為我有三個包要處理（拿起第二個

我媽：（無語+瞪他一眼）

我：媽你不說話也沒用，他等一下就會說「親愛的老婆，請你明天幫我拿去洗」（模仿我爸的語氣）

然後把這兩位逗笑了

我爸還說有學到精髓

笑死，這倆活寶我認識這麼久了，還能不熟悉

所以說我戲胞這麼發達這兩位起碼佔85%的原因🌚

喔對，那個85是保守估計（？

所以呢，我在模仿我爸我媽我哥的語氣方面有驚人的成就（？？？

我覺得我要是哪天腦子被門夾了我可以去嘗試一下cv的東西👀

至於為什麼是被門夾才會

因為我通常是想想而已，太懶

需要用門把懶癌暫時夾麻痺（？？？

然後我才能擁有短暫的幹勁（？

可能有幹勁的下一秒直接皮球洩氣的那種

能讓我持續性的思考休息半小時都有罪惡感的

只可能是我死線在即的作業

但是！

我今天做完了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

啊對了，我最近忽然想到做作者盤點

就那種一個作者，然後我去看作品給推薦感想那種，推推文啊，安利一下，然後有什麼文都讓我看看幫避雷什麼的（？

你們覺得怎麼樣👀

是有想到

但是距離實際行動

還差一扇門（被打

還要夾對地方（被打

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