我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮,冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。220Please respect copyright.PENANAM0EK3NsVmq
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「癡…癡線,你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAFhIAV1Pepv
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「怕左你啦,我暫且就唔收你錢,但我真係好廢架咋,你唔好指意我好勁。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAUCdw0fgbyc
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。220Please respect copyright.PENANAyPO48p4l1r
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「得啦,即係你肯教我啦。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAAue5CU2Izj
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story,上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry~要努力啲!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAkcI4YEMrev
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Mk妹真係Mk妹,一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力,慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面,然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd,佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。220Please respect copyright.PENANA3EyodiHQrG
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊,冇人會讚你架喎,衰左唔好賴我。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAP7uilDeS8b
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「乜撚野做作,我用功讀書架,教你就教啦咁多嗲。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAA3LJ1oXvgk
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌,果然有其母必有其女。220Please respect copyright.PENANAPGZX878eXh
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然後我望向佢啲功課,見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號,仲有學校名,原來佢真係叫樂兒,佢全名叫孔樂兒,5C班,13號,學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。220Please respect copyright.PENANAJlXfsMR4HL
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「咁你修咩科啊?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAt4lHdCMXP1
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「中史、生物。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAKeDLW8COLk
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科?220Please respect copyright.PENANA1BtQvt6D8K
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「你真係好彩,我以前都係修中史,呢個勉強教到你少少。」220Please respect copyright.PENANArcsyQymde4
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「雖然我修中史,亦熟讀中史,但我模擬試只係攞2,因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎,所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAzLLdSSe4tm
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「乜你咁廢架,你淨係識齋講都攞到2?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAGxF2nCvqu5
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。220Please respect copyright.PENANA0eOi8NodRE
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAW9iQBQHFq2
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「咁你盡教囉,只係我中史係最差咁解。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAX0FNgXwuMa
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。220Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2K8OqQhxn
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「但你教我英文先。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAb7zA4LWZSA
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英文?啲雞腸反而係我最差喎,我點教你?220Please respect copyright.PENANAF3xg4u0Bny
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做,呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油,加上佢手好白滑 ,更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚,估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。220Please respect copyright.PENANAvz8pyoeFBd
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩?定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨?220Please respect copyright.PENANAf0MhrQXZ9h
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「喂,peanut點串?」220Please respect copyright.PENANABeVFIWDtw7
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時,突然佢問起我一個英文點串。220Please respect copyright.PENANA5zRwTy3nOz
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「penis?咪p-e-n-i-s,乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAtPlwAZJfOk
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似,所以我聽錯左。220Please respect copyright.PENANAZtQ7kqr63o
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦,peanut啊,即係花生。」220Please respect copyright.PENANARHqht0cKeN
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒,我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎,搞到佢笑到我面黃。220Please respect copyright.PENANAFd5Ne6DYjb
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「得得得幫緊你,我幫你Google translate下。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAG7Pv3NKIes
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「乜你英文咁廢架,ive喎,連隻英文單字都唔撚識,都唔明你點pass到。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA7RscmZtkIh
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然後我又俾佢串,其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。220Please respect copyright.PENANAT4DTe2WKn4
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔,成績唔係好好,仲要英文我最差。」220Please respect copyright.PENANADxXirllmCo
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAxdN5nGcfmi
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「查到啦,p-e-a-n-u-t。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA7fHpupjUYp
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文,佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢,係好彩嘅,可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。220Please respect copyright.PENANAgAUt24RBA5
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「bridge呢?點串。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA9PoT6SZegg
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串,今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbOCzkkKlZD
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「bitch?咪b-i-t-c-h,你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAFlfk7JyfOp
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我終於有機會串返佢,但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩?220Please respect copyright.PENANAy1WuMdZVrv
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「屌你你就bitch。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAK3oi1kG80I
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭,我感到一陣痛楚。220Please respect copyright.PENANACR9qUjKKNN
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「哇好痛…」220Please respect copyright.PENANAttrbSBPoaQ
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「抵死啦話鳩我,on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎,bridge啊,橋啊,翻譯下啦智障。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAChzdxCW8jd
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我,今次仲要打鳩我,佢兩個讀音實在太似,我自己都聽錯左,點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。220Please respect copyright.PENANArQnVAYC1yg
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「查到啦,b-r-i-d-g-e。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA0kM8B3MNlu
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…220Please respect copyright.PENANAfs2eUn78YL
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做左大約一個鐘多啲,佢就做晒,然後拎俾我過目。220Please respect copyright.PENANA2IvBANvmNU
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAO8BC8mbo9s
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我一睇之下令我嚇親,佢無論文筆、文法,就連結構組織等等都寫得好好,佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。220Please respect copyright.PENANAWMt2DLzln4
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你?仲好過我喎。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA28pHJpjlCk
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊,吹咩?你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAVWloTXTQgw
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁,連翻譯都叫人幫佢,可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。220Please respect copyright.PENANALalgMfpVFh
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文,其他科唔洗教嘅?」220Please respect copyright.PENANA00UXhfFCa5
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAJXwA8L3WkK
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「中史囉,咁啱有張工作紙要做。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAHQHUd1YPe8
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎,第一part係問答黎。220Please respect copyright.PENANAxDIitNK38t
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「我唔想睇書,你直接講答案我知啦。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAAexURHW8ho
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「乜你咁懶,揭書都覺得麻煩,明明書中自有黃金屋。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAJ17xXR5BVl
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啪!220Please respect copyright.PENANAsZVvL5Sndu
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。220Please respect copyright.PENANAkSfvtVvIAT
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「我黃你老味,叫你講就講啦咁多嗲,叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀,明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」220Please respect copyright.PENANArbnwwcbau9
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力,一言不合就打人,真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。220Please respect copyright.PENANAoFaYoeudBm
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「好好你冷靜啲,等我睇地睇下啲題目。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAgc5Jhp8XKL
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。220Please respect copyright.PENANAvnKZM1fJW4
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAFxqXkRO04W
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「識就唔洗問你啦,你係咪又多嗲?」220Please respect copyright.PENANALWrrUf0j4h
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「咪係唐玄宗囉,寫啦。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA99AqeGE4vD
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我快快趣講個答案出黎,費事佢就一巴車落黎。220Please respect copyright.PENANA6vhlKYjz19
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗,我幾鐘意呢條友。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA2Dp0K0tgAc
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅,冇啦啦又會識佢乜水?220Please respect copyright.PENANAg2jzseUnZp
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦,人地鐘意肥婆架,你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAwdrFHRdRhi
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。220Please respect copyright.PENANAdAxnev1qxr
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啪!220Please respect copyright.PENANAJBnQk32nNh
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。220Please respect copyright.PENANA2tmpTCVvek
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事,洗唔洗你管?」220Please respect copyright.PENANADuOE0cfMGk
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的確係嘅,我又唔係你邊個,點管到你咁多,你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜,做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢,佢識邊個真係唔關我事。220Please respect copyright.PENANAMGwYibkiGp
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事,我地繼續。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA9geEMBtBmI
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽,問答呢一part好快就搞掂左,跟住就去到長問題。220Please respect copyright.PENANAuH36z5e0ri
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊?」220Please respect copyright.PENANArLxKew4syQ
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「你寫左第一題先,佢問你秦滅左邊六個國,就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAywGL45WBoT
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講,呢啲國名我唔洗記都識,簡單啦~220Please respect copyright.PENANAVJSjUrcSa2
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAMKqumqfuOH
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「當然,繼續作戰!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAlH6ShiUhqn
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信,題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。220Please respect copyright.PENANAqcOpyQI550
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「跟住呢題承上題,佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因,8分長答題黎,睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」220Please respect copyright.PENANABtiVw09DZj