我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮,冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。148Please respect copyright.PENANAOWh4L2RHwh
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「癡…癡線,你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAerKYnQlG4T
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「怕左你啦,我暫且就唔收你錢,但我真係好廢架咋,你唔好指意我好勁。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWq7w7HbR4X
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。148Please respect copyright.PENANAGCgTGPNd0W
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「得啦,即係你肯教我啦。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAE3Yg6T51JS
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story,上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry~要努力啲!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAhSjhLgh12O
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Mk妹真係Mk妹,一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力,慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面,然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd,佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。148Please respect copyright.PENANAaGWgQUcUKj
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊,冇人會讚你架喎,衰左唔好賴我。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAs3zUfYo7vm
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「乜撚野做作,我用功讀書架,教你就教啦咁多嗲。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAgIE20cf3qV
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌,果然有其母必有其女。148Please respect copyright.PENANAVqmmAZEzFN
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然後我望向佢啲功課,見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號,仲有學校名,原來佢真係叫樂兒,佢全名叫孔樂兒,5C班,13號,學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。148Please respect copyright.PENANAlNZypuQbsr
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「咁你修咩科啊?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA0UsnaWRnHr
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「中史、生物。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA6wbkbZ5oDz
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科?148Please respect copyright.PENANAOCKJEkAprG
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「你真係好彩,我以前都係修中史,呢個勉強教到你少少。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAh4DWL7Bvli
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「雖然我修中史,亦熟讀中史,但我模擬試只係攞2,因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎,所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAJYNtDUjyLd
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「乜你咁廢架,你淨係識齋講都攞到2?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHe1ZTa7WmL
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。148Please respect copyright.PENANApomdvpqgU1
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAeNMTkbTcNX
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「咁你盡教囉,只係我中史係最差咁解。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAcqhCREst0l
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。148Please respect copyright.PENANARhRlrzLqYg
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「但你教我英文先。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAMj4wSJ4XTm
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英文?啲雞腸反而係我最差喎,我點教你?148Please respect copyright.PENANAkY54owUUwj
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做,呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油,加上佢手好白滑 ,更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚,估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。148Please respect copyright.PENANA5MHFlHbzVi
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩?定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨?148Please respect copyright.PENANAsbm0pwqry1
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「喂,peanut點串?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAkrsB7HHawQ
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時,突然佢問起我一個英文點串。148Please respect copyright.PENANASa0f0hO44L
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「penis?咪p-e-n-i-s,乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAOOU2kzvG3u
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似,所以我聽錯左。148Please respect copyright.PENANAdGp1DWTHLy
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦,peanut啊,即係花生。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAaWa9Yfn0TH
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒,我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎,搞到佢笑到我面黃。148Please respect copyright.PENANA1wfB6ShO1U
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「得得得幫緊你,我幫你Google translate下。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAX1UKdllLbt
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「乜你英文咁廢架,ive喎,連隻英文單字都唔撚識,都唔明你點pass到。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAb8eHc2wWBR
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然後我又俾佢串,其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。148Please respect copyright.PENANAloPnvd4UgO
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔,成績唔係好好,仲要英文我最差。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAM8tfKJdOXS
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」148Please respect copyright.PENANARFbL9pIGZI
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「查到啦,p-e-a-n-u-t。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA1H4mT3Fg1L
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文,佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢,係好彩嘅,可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。148Please respect copyright.PENANAzQEf4WV6CY
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「bridge呢?點串。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAgKI110NpbL
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串,今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。148Please respect copyright.PENANA2jt5aK2wfs
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「bitch?咪b-i-t-c-h,你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAj81qsIuuxZ
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我終於有機會串返佢,但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩?148Please respect copyright.PENANAaBb1JxleBJ
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「屌你你就bitch。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAX3G5ooypqd
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭,我感到一陣痛楚。148Please respect copyright.PENANAn72Fxbsz9m
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「哇好痛…」148Please respect copyright.PENANAOanpo2YDEf
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「抵死啦話鳩我,on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎,bridge啊,橋啊,翻譯下啦智障。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA1GUAuMxbU9
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我,今次仲要打鳩我,佢兩個讀音實在太似,我自己都聽錯左,點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。148Please respect copyright.PENANACPH8aQZMsL
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「查到啦,b-r-i-d-g-e。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAwSjxYz7A8l
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…148Please respect copyright.PENANApZfUhYoW2d
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做左大約一個鐘多啲,佢就做晒,然後拎俾我過目。148Please respect copyright.PENANAZybK8z02Ef
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」148Please respect copyright.PENANATUoZ7ONv3A
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我一睇之下令我嚇親,佢無論文筆、文法,就連結構組織等等都寫得好好,佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。148Please respect copyright.PENANAovZt9Igiik
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你?仲好過我喎。」148Please respect copyright.PENANApTUcngou8G
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊,吹咩?你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAtOh2epZCU9
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁,連翻譯都叫人幫佢,可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。148Please respect copyright.PENANAFbcNk1emdG
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文,其他科唔洗教嘅?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAOWe0hNVcvQ
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAHIGjXsFvWC
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「中史囉,咁啱有張工作紙要做。」148Please respect copyright.PENANA8HFJUosG4z
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎,第一part係問答黎。148Please respect copyright.PENANArAlblB9fdL
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「我唔想睇書,你直接講答案我知啦。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAPTr5dFo1ot
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「乜你咁懶,揭書都覺得麻煩,明明書中自有黃金屋。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAmRnpC02luJ
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啪!148Please respect copyright.PENANAlQcuK1wL1V
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。148Please respect copyright.PENANAi7doVzdMg7
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「我黃你老味,叫你講就講啦咁多嗲,叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀,明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAJDgyIkPhrg
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力,一言不合就打人,真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。148Please respect copyright.PENANAyUgrS8WsoA
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「好好你冷靜啲,等我睇地睇下啲題目。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAh0YEsk0WMm
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。148Please respect copyright.PENANA7tcVMwiTPg
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAbxfsKEfAOb
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「識就唔洗問你啦,你係咪又多嗲?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAplsEtofifh
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「咪係唐玄宗囉,寫啦。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAK1YZO2Gg9C
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我快快趣講個答案出黎,費事佢就一巴車落黎。148Please respect copyright.PENANAUIcyPtTdav
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗,我幾鐘意呢條友。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAPceAVEOKga
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅,冇啦啦又會識佢乜水?148Please respect copyright.PENANAy7KcSw8buu
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦,人地鐘意肥婆架,你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAL6OiHUOzEW
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。148Please respect copyright.PENANAkKTJXiE0tl
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啪!148Please respect copyright.PENANAZPdY5nFqbv
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。148Please respect copyright.PENANAkeY1mQ6tAn
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事,洗唔洗你管?」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWGFBwIJjsm
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的確係嘅,我又唔係你邊個,點管到你咁多,你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜,做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢,佢識邊個真係唔關我事。148Please respect copyright.PENANAC8fZQJLyes
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事,我地繼續。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAkOTU8Uc4D8
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽,問答呢一part好快就搞掂左,跟住就去到長問題。148Please respect copyright.PENANAku3CobO5Sd
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊?」148Please respect copyright.PENANA9Iw6DscAoz
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「你寫左第一題先,佢問你秦滅左邊六個國,就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAQkulxKMD9y
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講,呢啲國名我唔洗記都識,簡單啦~148Please respect copyright.PENANAzGm3AMHh5e
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAFc1xGHkARi
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「當然,繼續作戰!」148Please respect copyright.PENANAxfeJK7bk7n
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信,題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。148Please respect copyright.PENANAjYxuuNUDxG
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「跟住呢題承上題,佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因,8分長答題黎,睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」148Please respect copyright.PENANAWZwciDo9Uw