從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmomT2NxWc
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhphodnlbn5
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i5pgGIzix
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvkMaD1KrF
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI925bHxecM
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR1Qa45zjZ
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP6QNqD4rs
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWCI6ENBH7
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbFKfhiypt
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgsnpCdTC5
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLV5LIoBNT
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjcxElbVlA
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHSma7zN3G
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耳機插頭默默伸長。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKo2TSX4sI
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kSlSmP0W7
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電電，卒。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjmvI00jm0
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDm3bn01Q5
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“？？？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bUUsudbXB
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenK4EShSQo
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“上鳴！！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08BRd3prNd
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh3zuN1TdJ
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPtzJvMMYw
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L2nhFS8NN
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“我們？！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS57yDINxd3
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小姐姐震驚了。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzOuT6kvwA
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ61xxm3Dp
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI9veDFEJT
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmzIG03MSp
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerRLjjqmma
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzV21GmgL2
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來日方長。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yVg4Xqnr0
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他們還有很長很長的時間。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoadZdCl4q
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqy6ZxlwaV
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI8sfcNgP0
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRS47e2voO
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耳郎︰“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡII22eJQdpy
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摔！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5fS6PSXFY
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgshHLVVsVw
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lh79SAbhR
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqUyW0iDtf
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj9EzX1kGa
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“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf7JVxvNX4
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuZ0vlTN64
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VI2LM81Gl
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“……”迷之微笑。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXrJWZWar1
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“ 擦。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUnKSasO0J
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3GuGKTxjR
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAStsNY7paT
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBvIpNIouo
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也是非常頑強了……378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNuWc6uiw1
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPLrOu2GWM
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“哇啊啊啊！！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplZycAv8Xo
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbNzxx8Hnw
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ6nCdesEZ
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMikc3Iq60
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMutd7HE2wJ
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6wjRZSnLL
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qCGqBgEGJ
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4Mn3VsOuD
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGHmIgonRn
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSYDW84LK3
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO5ZlQ85wU
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo9RrpuKSP
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4j3MozMuS
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VFGPhLEG0
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想！都！別！想！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG0o8xuPcL
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonfQ5P0YeU
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE08HT6lnz
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嗯？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuTnpQK3iY
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0EukHxUej
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBcVQEh9pw
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxjiPRKrtl
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XTcoV78I9
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qTlzdztuB
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng3fy3jFtt
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我一個都不想選！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYBFSsT9ty
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZXix6GZL9
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jDTDnELzG
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztNWjQkEr8
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“不，我不要！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ilagJdvlu
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“快點。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtMoeYnGg9
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8Bj7jW37y
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“少廢話。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8uyTXGXts
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHqK89kQr3
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqfAziYxWA
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“想……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIinK1b5b5o
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXljEyqrb84
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最討厭停電了！！！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvcS3wbfZa
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明天就去投訴物業！！！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpUOVFRFZF
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTTnZa3IAS
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☆、寵378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1RdctFO2n
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F6rcWK4wo
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七點。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKo5RrRk5r5
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlm8rZ6hXg
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45crYN36KM
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2JsTRUmlA
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYPKYslYM4
上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKDt92btUf
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“是嗎？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh01FpyanU4
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oPWCqnSRp
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItYgjuXIOY
上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGxRo0wWGH
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLmOzyV30q
房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezvGbPWTHT
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIgOQ5ishw
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5uXNZGys6
媽噠我媳婦真好看！378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lDn8AFiFA
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqDBnwpm9J
當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYBo6TS7yb
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鎭？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1X1RkvMGU
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耳郎扶額︰“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS0gstLm4Q
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真是沒眼看了。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaJIc3TK9W
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uKJbV6D7j
這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIVYf6BZtd
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOlmlYsv4o
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cclRqWmse
耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu9Gbmmhn7
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sh4kha8jQ
上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrwvgkkTVJ
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibFBwKyccH
電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lCUNxG4lW
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHzwZCPyYy
自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBIwyKbLEt
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqqSle4zXx
完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7b7DNaeoC
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nPtkWK5RH
“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV7Xbhxzmp
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yHbjykskZ
上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUkbpkBi3g
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“喂！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWM1k1vlip
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkH580VVu0
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCUw1ke94p
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtStkDJCYSh
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95DCvHyzcx
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylOhCb9A6A
“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlKjy6YCHB
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcGaMqP0xr
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBrvfZGUq8
回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOALPWvGAz
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上耳︰“……”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJIw4XzLp2
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這幫家伙真不客氣。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0KLO2Kt3R
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9SAoYQPJL
鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwp6Pj83Xo
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi2Oy9uRdS
見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyF7zx5RrM
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAhdtz9xWh
拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84Wr1m6Bas
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVrYVOi22u
誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGzYm3FByW
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zEQnk2dDq
耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0Lk4xeIbB
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFavz6Rp5Xs
目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZTSN7IJF0
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8oiDR2giD
葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAMq0CthWa
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1sbVaK3i5
“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9LMYwbM1D
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj51RP9DHI
“……”好像也不怎樣哦。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvdRX8Pp5V
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcLFMbBBLP
“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0cpuFY1Go
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VOZVBEl9l
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGhP3SQVDd
”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufmguIhYZb
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Uhkc1oMi
眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHAdTdw6D4
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眾︰“……？”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU37KuI5ftF
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2szXUh4vbR
上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW567jMgZzD
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ7eU2CG6N
378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8RTW0lvnp
“我樂意寵她。”378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaLCpM3EZd
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你們管得著嗎？378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn16NrwUcC
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哼。
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