從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioUHcqlf1R
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN7MpyKtby
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL9iMiOsp0
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ333BnzwEWS
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsreBTLDd8i
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNptiaryQFl
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o6bexKN1L
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPCdz3bpGk
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLXcoe1zQM
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW1SHhnrhQ
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImBNDps9W8
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkji1Ib4aTJ
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYAYJCLuPm
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耳機插頭默默伸長。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz9Gymy6L1
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmOfxiFpio
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電電，卒。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfHzv9GWbo
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZsW9CEGt6
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4cPNwQ8Ir
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“上鳴！！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7ljfqns20
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMe5B3TXAr
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBzJajHZmb
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKv7qm0Jwg
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“我們？！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RAtxgkcQ3
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小姐姐震驚了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIwLEm7fHL
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJBr9o9taz
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xp6Rj5yZu
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxoNiqb5pU
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDScSl9uX
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1qKechcuA
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來日方長。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh3Caem4n8
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他們還有很長很長的時間。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFaxumMUO6
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP34mUSqfWL
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2Br8TYi2w
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeTTENRlx6
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耳郎︰“……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfINtq9c905
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摔！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanzaAmWr98
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZiKgWNu9E
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqG5recxS0
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlLE3QyPRX
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO7lv5I7qn
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX59IGxq2Y
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5jMrUYCA9
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“……”迷之微笑。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueAsQoDBEM
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“ 擦。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRpse6kYOk
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CgLRGPh99
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9E8dELg6p
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdACvqoBfx
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也是非常頑強了……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3DbMAGWc6
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sOR34xgUb
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“哇啊啊啊！！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm4eS4okMU
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCde1LKIOhf
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn68lDCp4g
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmbiDnoBSb
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinoV2E4lyi
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaCleOHZP9
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfCWdCvuqB
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD950FKX1xp
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wHorFJhou
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HasaYtiZk
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5b3HIvvjk
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfZlpnQKm4
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohE0DhlP94
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90mapeLCGW
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想！都！別！想！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWj5UoBm27
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4iCUcAjTL
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyHbG4QBtD
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嗯？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAfQCL0nFF
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQpVKmSiFU
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXuruaXMfa
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ar8HTBNbW
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dgbtCYxlK
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVz8Cc1fJZ
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH4LydsOIh
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我一個都不想選！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrKF6xXc1z
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRRovqLV9c
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMGtKLcbs6
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogeqB0XiDI
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“不，我不要！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05EEqF5f8K
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“快點。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPXbKLmGbo
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfOLpO08Nc
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“少廢話。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2v4tw84Qw
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nhBF1mDyZ
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2GpeYpKBw
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“想……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3r2op7zfH
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM6C4C9e1c
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最討厭停電了！！！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKArgZUxW3T
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明天就去投訴物業！！！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUZ98mVCy4
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL0iLicb3h
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpRlxj7xWH
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七點。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3SE3u0g6n
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhwLz2GYhH
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WmznVfs9l
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2uVI5VbXc
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWBcPLTCV7
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“是嗎？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiHGmTNZbp
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7b3Ohwiet
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WbXC1d3tC
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaAQuE6008
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IL6wZcFJj
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh0SFFtwzM
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJzZqOzCYa
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鎭？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuNFi3Y8Bf
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耳郎扶額︰“……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoCsmu2FXv
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真是沒眼看了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw8xP5BcCq
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ubmM140p3
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpralDpOrQc
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5xVQSesB0
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIu2JtFxMaQ
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzfpF5hSYy
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaRGftf9rl
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29eP3QzRbv
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKjgTBJWyD
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLdQVFpGjQ
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“喂！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEcLTtxbqM
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciWTEK7XmC
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTzXyAQ0b0
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCsFiHhupm
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA6XtGYtgC
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLUrCMfUI8
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpipJIOMoH
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cHejU3Sgw
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上耳︰“……”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ymqkI9xaa
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這幫家伙真不客氣。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy8ChxI4UD
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5FA47lLQ9
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEXG5WMI5X
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDVCfTTuc8
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QWEyLBgtQ
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImQVrE0wJ4
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYJLDN1C4h
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6z1JJU3Hh
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrSnMISy4l
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ7r8zR3oT
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwOJ1NdnOX
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrV6tP9EgN
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnvuYVagF8
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJGydSbRIh
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眾︰“……？”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD88ekodKV
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ1fCN4rwL
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXipNzHmC3
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“我樂意寵她。”397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6LxRAsf22
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你們管得著嗎？397Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT43x0Qkqfk
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