從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ccFFrBwho
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWBatAk4Ay
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5aV7XYuHc
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zJnSCoeEL
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprPOfTlCQK
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2trBJMAgBb
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHrP0UIuzL
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbvFsZIRfd
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchJPwioeMc
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cbn1wfBQ8
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJeh18u734
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstRePXVD1d
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboNh4CvoiU
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耳機插頭默默伸長。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs2bZaSbaO
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZM9AV853y
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電電，卒。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VaWFaFzPq
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTNmMug78G
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX9CTlpuEO
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“上鳴！！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRcZDAUG0q
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS0tCbCLRq
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRLv4fozdN
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk0FS21pcQ
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“我們？！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpCEaN2Q3M
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小姐姐震驚了。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWuIKkUIVL
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7b1239AtW
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4R3PZBo8t
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYniLbD3cw
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwSpOvXRTQ
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkoMMIWrbO
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來日方長。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NhUdQ5W4Q
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他們還有很長很長的時間。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA1d8mDg2N
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwpnO209cB
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg3lV58MDY
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RRzSgUcpj
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耳郎︰“……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeeT5X6kiA
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摔！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfm9Cy3HfPn
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cxcEHKNDZ
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHC3XVHT01
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslicroaCAl
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDsdudMSsj
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaeHYgTaQe
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkBaJ1td0f
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“……”迷之微笑。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaSpcMkmnU
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“ 擦。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysEZF3Pa4b
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4He3rod3rT
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50EgWqhCvg
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdCTXK7q1f
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也是非常頑強了……341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05CCYPltc5
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCnPpEBzYt
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“哇啊啊啊！！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDTLieGo18
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kXgN0aJM6
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGivP0uhcT
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzLrTfPxFY
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiZYPygMpK
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl34KDYZdXP
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicp1MgqECZ
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHDBR1WT8s
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiDvMWGevp
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEIDjYojAB
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDUDMb52uN
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn4Gxxp0dr
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNGWGt2M0A
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQjBQqQxws
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想！都！別！想！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IGdySBLuj
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdv6RPGXba
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDpba4bykD
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嗯？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsAav3jBxJ
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhMlKBCJzj
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbABUN6Kkuv
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawqDfuJAkG
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0b5chzk2y
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56sALoRscu
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi9LFKx9vd
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我一個都不想選！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrPaKWPmlu
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOyoFVvhzt
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKxrrEsd0l
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJoYbPkG50
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“不，我不要！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SzYg6zyuK
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“快點。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFktX5FgsQ5
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2ovbjU2Ge
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“少廢話。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq82NSN9EP
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZkqi4vWkE
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwFB4XmE8l
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“想……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYsN9ksjB0
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaz8pItpfJ
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最討厭停電了！！！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqJmHB4DHn
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明天就去投訴物業！！！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvXzDyWcrc
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQucyN8ynAw
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y4pDdEsXt
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七點。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3xqOrTUwZ
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXgnIpLSUl
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08fodokpt5
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3Uq6UKtq7
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb9WmOjJo8
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“是嗎？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QJkc7MQ7t
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ShWmlC7ph
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZs8pla3Mj
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94hL8rWCqM
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDo20rFa8g
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWZGuvwnqu
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwJKHsroiw
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鎭？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l9nCblIHH
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耳郎扶額︰“……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWNIULDgwx
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真是沒眼看了。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9O4JGYl9R
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwFQtNg2la
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMLrr1XqOm
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gHUzNNvRZ
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qgOSuvhN0
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon0JA1N2oQ
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKsWkwYJjh
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ85I71suI9
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0McZ36X8J
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCReRxaG9Nn
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“喂！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUURjeywme7
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBFTRDvqXU
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrkiV11ZGj
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡly1oqAnDHH
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ta6aYj7VF
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JIc8fy6u9
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn46aTvfzY
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Kv79SeMGV
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上耳︰“……”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr2SAXHpjo
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這幫家伙真不客氣。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzglXdpuRF3
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUxSeehM93
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWi8gmIs8U
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIBOsj4K6a
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8V6DqMUrcI
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX5T5k4S8f
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSp7E9tzR6
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWoeJMB2o5
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FnsbId6EV
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Mp0ohqYQ
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5oaEU3Z5x
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh3ijzhhNg
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr4Qjl7Srr
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOaSSoX02Q
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眾︰“……？”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtN2GCC5CB
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ0w7sVed1
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNERx0aGKL
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“我樂意寵她。”341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9Wd5MZaOl
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你們管得著嗎？341Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YNGdSgUJr
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