Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here.  Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry

Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale

After a long journey, we'd finally made it. The emerald glow was visible as soon as the ancient door had opened. We look at each other, shocked, confused, in awe. We all knew where we were headed, but we didn't know we'd make it here.

Slowly we enter the legendary chamber, and a deep voice shakes me to the core ...

"After all these years... I finally get to meet you, my son."

The friends that I've met along the way all focus their attention on me, but I remain silent, staring at what I'd come so far to find.

"Before I grant your wish... tell me... how did you get here, and how did you find me?"

With no hesitation-- I decide to tell him everything.

From the very beginning.

Hello, coming here from wattpad! This story is fine on its own but it's also linked another story of mine- within the same universe that is. I'll be sure to publish that one too! This is just for fun, but I've put lots of work into it so I hope you enjoy!