今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8YJcuEhiO
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnjgdbHCpO
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxtcDwsL1l
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqJgsaaaqU
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ91i3VZPD
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01jm3hmwWa
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCiaqRi5pR
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KAvEVGqUg
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf7QJbqOoJ
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPakDnTDS2o
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaibKVFO3a
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTky2jH37hB
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQM64YsZFH
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lmzdt7950
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJNyIrwvaH
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu79O4xAvA
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdphsNDcC79
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1iosaQNrK
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPo1CKMYmT
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbHTQQxT2D
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9nalx8stN
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCNPcJ1ctl
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVMHf3WwVX
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjunQnF6Ryh
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IgYiazqRd
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXhoiUkn9i
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGy5KWCKQA
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjCmyIEfon
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQok22S2hy
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZlc8UVnvF
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaXwAOaDQU
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg3sKxyeWh
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCAsLWvL4C
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcdw3XvxcT
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oKc81kzKT
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LDaoaqTw2
你有3則未接來電1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOswtX68V66
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLj6O0niyG
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWTrYo4iQW
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUfSTACi3U
於是...1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqinf50ek2r
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveU0atPO0j
忍耐LV.9：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiif3ryoH2N
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ83XSwRNO7
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM3XCRjdDd
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbz7rz7GCD
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d1HDmqxyi
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9UEPZCZL1
強迫LV.6：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBjOQNv88d
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2axvPQjll
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr0Lp35mdJ
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgA5bhMLFT
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghjJdfbJF7
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj7KWbMgkf
觀察LV.3：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh6r528sOt
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgN0t1GFCc
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyHe7UDRMT
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVDt4UFOji
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbrl1gYoh7
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEtKjXC6p8
吟遊詩人LV.1：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMutuPl59x
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPx7JWEAnH
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9usTfzhMN
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxf6UGrwCa
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZngrSOhDkO
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHCiBAc8I6
衛生紙LV.1：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKsMxPD8Bh
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggZy9PPLcr
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxTgq0xYdQ
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNtJHnqDLN
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5ZS7N3CQF
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxEWikirRU
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1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikB5xWUyKj
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1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgnmNCfm3C
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjC1lkQbcs
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3faRjECYQ
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBJ6aihhN
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBQicz7GHS
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJH7gu3ARf
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfRI9JrCmZ
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JN1P6Rp3q
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcihEQ0brB
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVW1cnkuwn
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhmrcluEJL
電話那頭說：1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAivMI6XoJ
1227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rVaqHGcv3
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