今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RB90fMyXk
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPG00iHhtU
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N0xI4uvOn
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdpgtAWmse
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yyxIEKVF9
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lXAMi3aTW
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ306YlfXw
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehYfEe35wA
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJLQQj0riT
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh6OJu0Q51
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRA4v4Pp3H
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMpotpmFJi
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtLK0TkWC6
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryP1xknY6p
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ipmyzdvCE
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim9L0ZMynQ
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GzLhoaoC9
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPprExGjnsX
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7qhF5JPpA
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zy2eiLfIM
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4UoBBOlMX
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIndTrcI7T4
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9otr11DPzg
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpcLyBT2bh
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuYlBL3cZS
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7OT9srlIe
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12WU5ky753
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9sDBAdiHA
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmB8eToDSy
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHXLPPUd0E
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzsTkqiMyv
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOtFa2OMQc
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVoTdDedSQ
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pHQqMTsYs
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7uRNvVAML
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bGnXKqRno
你有3則未接來電1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoTnrO8iCZ
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERGCUyDnCW
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7b6Wx5oP0
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MdOUfnF4j
於是...1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74JukCw1UP
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVibx4c57Ti
忍耐LV.9：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm2FaR2PzY
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PBR0nrt2o
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbuAhJuia6
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd1MGfwqEY
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQPUFY3BUA
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP6AQHlrVJ
強迫LV.6：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIucVQa9QeQ
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ZnK3uyBC
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfjxEOB0gg
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XeKafV8ZG
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGPu12E6sW
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1UbUeOjVd
觀察LV.3：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUn5iOZ7mj
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEu9or8me5
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tTk4wh8Ah
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihePoeu8xH
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo6cm7AUTx
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXdcuwBpgO
吟遊詩人LV.1：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYeSInJKHQ
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcFqNNO2i2
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8xPRyKjBR
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCrwICNV4l
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXfhnf0klh
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Qh7b0Eti
衛生紙LV.1：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN3XV7uHaQ
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtCgDvcSBR
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAV52pJtnO
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoSFT6pVZZ
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyiia2d6Hz
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIhhpV7EUU
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1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpAN8nBZie
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZLsM911Lc
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjmeDERnCN
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT44lUbDl2I
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfnRswKYc1
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPF4SFNiDv
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiIXFMtykm
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKNAgK5AOx
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4gBLNvkM9
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcap3cpS1O
1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMakcHXBp8
電話那頭說：1209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnyM12A0uc
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