今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW897peaIF
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvc4rKCWN0
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YkpSK64V0
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanmWByGNos
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDyilIzUPW
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEXeXKEi6X
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo3xBF6bKx
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xWZEyRXa7
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl9hMfg1Xk
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxCXVvlFKx
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNDKPUyKER
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2EJeSjRhG
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj2TxU0aua
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC6GbWbDUw
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPPNmHU0G8
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj1gT5poFL
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSozglh3Q3r
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW5bFKkBXR
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffyGGLGpRZ
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgh9SdaFUb
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWClsBPzFR
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGtqquaJOy
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfkn5gJ9eU
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgTYs3GxXX
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzY4ACDfZp
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3knH1MJWA1
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4SLnaiELy
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbijbOa9oe
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHfjvs9rek
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD41QzEBJOZ
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoo2AR7kn6
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你有3則未接來電1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0tXr2ll8a
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpEcVPmf0E
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UhBZcSFMn
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於是...1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcStvAXRJm
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忍耐LV.9：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5u32askBI
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpiskcwOcD
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYYwlnVcpa
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghXGulF1lN
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv2lSiCxgW
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5av9EozzQ
強迫LV.6：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96dDz7mAwi
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3vsg6q9lW
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw0VbLcHyM
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8TnrrlJz7
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EJbvy1TfG
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOUBnnjF3F
觀察LV.3：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUUXRJrZPt
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEdqxfzUWQ
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcHWgDe9qt
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUVF804iOQ
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RGsduQLQU
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Wuss5M5e
吟遊詩人LV.1：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OSgaBPMUN
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGcoZ1dpzh
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg6Ptqdj2O
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0K3OuD1W9
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTccxTtXXJ7
衛生紙LV.1：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk6pRhphif
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3j3hp7iMV
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlPqXseb13
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTYAUsu2iM
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS54yTUckdc
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1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsATgYtr2Sf
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbIb4K5qdp
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSlMnY2vO6
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoxDMohGKV
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTA18JmVNY
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm6UxFgP4q
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAklBQ2Mk5f
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczLr6VjUiS
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMY02gpwdR
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR2TS3H3E5
電話那頭說：1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoNAB8Jmmb
1248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8Fq8Z2VLl
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