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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3pgie858c
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuGUGFqDO2
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYexXxVTDd
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcwhnJczai
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVTgbf7sU5
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUmGNde1uc
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFQ85CPHx2
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD0VgESHWs
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHfQsoY3VS
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEEHdabqlC
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRicurVkfy2
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmucZkSKoUb
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgsDWEYLRb
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNZpoAiX9k
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」930Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRifmP9itE
