這手機八成是中毒了！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd8Ftc3GHX
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDtaoSZD9I
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahMTH1unwN
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjzGBJ7s3w
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比方說最早的這一則：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRAENiB2Vp
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1loKUOWs8
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqmZ3ouMqf
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySoaYHOIOo
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA44kDKkfxq
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bQN9UC8hY
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUMJgsqkao
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzcBxyrkdR
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刪掉！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6NTHBkPK5
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44MC5iYj7w
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoh4FEFqmn
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCU6xRXt4v
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVSMXohSiX
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17pofhmqnI
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxvDWeSkh9
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hMz3JGqs3
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi0NLRRC0Q
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E8UlaDOgS
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其它還有像...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvnRKQt8WD
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6ryblCKuN
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIsYzHJk02
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmDyS56678
我沒有存款！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oqSzZsEWZ
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DSs27stGx
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我也沒有朋友！！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEb1soPANb
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUiisO2NPr
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我更沒有女朋友！！！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkLS4UcI6y
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc30SZYrta6
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8yida3Rj1
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F6ellZYdL
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp39RypIwr刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJW0iu8rEG
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8qahDG02z
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeYBqxH1Wv
976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajg6quRqrN
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28ATbNnodS
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbL7oHYmTJ
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkLcxNDDSS
