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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjdcCqe4Dq
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zONFY6Nl4
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKkN9xD7yL
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjP5z0scrI
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBExWEAxc2
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2RVpAR9T9
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刪掉！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW8qljk4a1
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHHqOZAlMa
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbl4h7mbdBZ
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjy91Ymf3v
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTDmebMVoD
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHXXPAjiSK
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXWEv73gxx
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其它還有像...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnUwW7Ffs4
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBgP819LOY
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVtVO2hpjH
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxCwuUJmgO
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我也沒有朋友！！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uF3D9WZMg
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm6HmMTcSS
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我更沒有女朋友！！！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx3Hb8JESa
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoJ9HRrkpp
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGShiYHf7t
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRUP68RNgO
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhbjeY8arN
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQSeFfNOE7
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」957Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKKfeqUSf2
