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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklTKl8OXlU
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzWePd8uIc
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvYvTj9vAK
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrSarrmJSM
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONPKLpxtP7
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw8qQDsSg1
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsu7SQZTVq
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其它還有像...912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGIBPCgCVv
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMOkgmdUPc
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORXOSwvzW8
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVQU5Zpv8q
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8onY8fB62M
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L04oLNHYL
