我開始試著和光球(小夜燈)講道理...920Please respect copyright.PENANAFQh6PCQwmE
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「那個...其實我是不小心手滑按到的。」920Please respect copyright.PENANA8ARLPCR7aF
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「嗚噎?所以!難道你要拒絕一個神明精心為你準備,充滿驚喜與歡笑與的異世界之旅嗎?」920Please respect copyright.PENANAyYTHOOCN01
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小夜燈大人冒著令人疑惑的紫藍色光芒,用帶著濃濃鼻音的哭腔反問我。920Please respect copyright.PENANAgKZHXuN8hl
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「呃!不是,只不過這麼突然的離開,家人和朋友也會因此而擔心的啊。」920Please respect copyright.PENANAVrVvTwy37q
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突然打出感情牌,是因為再怎麼說,我也是個曾經熱衷過穿越動漫的年輕人,很清楚這時候正是拗福利的緊要關頭。920Please respect copyright.PENANAGIw3kzK7cG
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「這你不用擔心,存在感薄弱的你,並沒有給身邊的人留下多少值得為你傷心的回憶。」920Please respect copyright.PENANAauE8wr6c7A
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小夜燈大人不假思索的回答,是一記猛烈的正中直球,扎心!920Please respect copyright.PENANALLIjmh3dHO
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「啊啊~是啊!偉大的神明大人吶~」920Please respect copyright.PENANA44pj5KHArw
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這時候也只能自暴自棄的搏一把了!920Please respect copyright.PENANAX2ZkRgUYq9
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「如您所見,您眼前這卑微的子民我,就是個學識經歷蒼白、經濟生活貧困、情感世界匱乏...」920Please respect copyright.PENANAgNkH7uXjdR
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「呣嗯~的確是個一無是處的男人。」920Please respect copyright.PENANAB3GajaG5iS
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小夜燈大人過份直率而爽朗的回答,真讓人忍不住擔心祂沒有朋友。920Please respect copyright.PENANAdUxfOWwch8
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不過,話既然都說到這個份上,我也就坦誠的...920Please respect copyright.PENANA1zNcqp6L6R
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「總之,我佷清楚自己的斤兩,像這種突然降臨的幸運實在太可疑了。」920Please respect copyright.PENANAUN27t0aFYm
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小夜燈大人似乎也被這自我嫌棄的發言給懾住,五顏六色的光芒此起彼落的閃了好一陣子,920Please respect copyright.PENANATG0gFnCEWv
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最後才弱弱的問了一聲:920Please respect copyright.PENANANMTzEp0Uhq
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「如果...我是說假設!就是有一天,你突然有了七億,你會想做些什麼事情?」920Please respect copyright.PENANAFhp6k1O7G9
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「嚯嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬~這還用問嘛!當然是買房炒地皮,再交他三五個女朋友,每天過著酒池肉林的快樂生活啊!」920Please respect copyright.PENANAKyQUQUV9LB
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「那如果...一樣是假設!就是當你炒房賺了更多、更多的錢,接下來你又會做些什麼事?」920Please respect copyright.PENANAOABwDcIJ20
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「呣哼哼哼~如果是這樣?當然是開一家房地產公司,買更多的地,炒更多的房,再交他七八個名模女友,天天享受酒池肉林的美好人生啊!」920Please respect copyright.PENANApJMB6oozAp
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「好那假設...你已經是世界首富了,那麼接下來你又會做些什麼事?」920Please respect copyright.PENANAUUh8ZwNCPQ
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「喔呵呵呵~既然是這樣,那就一定要成立更多的建築公司,還要勾結政客,頻繁的BOT和都更,瘋狂的大規模開發,要把每一寸土地都蓋滿房子,再把每一棟房子都炒上天價,娶他十七八個明星老婆,生他上百個兒女,一輩子都要過上酒池肉林的幸福生活啊~~~」920Please respect copyright.PENANAwtVMl7kfdf
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「閉...閉嘴!!!除了買房炒地皮酒池肉林,你就不能有一點社會貢獻,多一些人生理想嗎!」920Please respect copyright.PENANAwRI5Tt6SHW
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不妙!得意忘形了,光球現在紅到發黃還一漲一縮的,看樣子就快要爆炸了。920Please respect copyright.PENANAaYc7A1K4Aa
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「啊啊!真是非常抱歉,貧窮限制了我的想像...」920Please respect copyright.PENANA3t8YzjU9Bi
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看樣子還是先安撫一下小夜燈大人吧。920Please respect copyright.PENANArcGL9TkUtK
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「所以那個,為了不辜負您的期望,小的以後一定會懷抱人生理想,努力創造社會貢獻...」920Please respect copyright.PENANAyTs8JBHZ7v
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「像...像...像剝削壓榨勞工,蓋房子偷工減料,砸大錢收集名貴跑車,辨活動亂搞男女關係,收買媒體競選總統,暗中操控產油國的那些事,我...我...我也一定會努力學習的!!!」920Please respect copyright.PENANANnPwi042lb
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小夜燈大人一下子暗了下來,看來我猜的沒錯...果然!920Please respect copyright.PENANA8CnxeWtTNn
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「有錢人的快樂往往就是這麼樸實無華且枯燥。」 920Please respect copyright.PENANAS13Lfd5NMR