今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfilDjc9cSe
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CO0MbUlk7
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84vPFRsxP
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV6NvaLbBe
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUVQu4qbZ8
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSW1AkkVep
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqlrwXsm1p
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcrO2l5dqT
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2msaTs6xb
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCQplKLKVW
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquX4sx95mX
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfztc28OYEK
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5gDM1DcDt
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLWyJZCUfX
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeqa37Rz3U
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1hNQR7h6i
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn7C2PwYps
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ2qpmNNtN
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuKHsINjdK
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtSxU6f8YJ
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe57o1g2pq9
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw6aC6gX2I
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX4BOe1P0c
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn8LIWSsd7
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcn6PraiRS
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQv5XhjV9T
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCrtjTAAYg
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB20Mgx8zVO
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ06Hvyt6V
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ0STOwdjD
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR0S5wpIvT
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMezf6w49e
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5rR2YwiIz
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你有3則未接來電1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfpfYbK6cS
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7HIJZ2l24
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswACVmvayN
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ393EgXf5tg
於是...1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPDGeHlp6H
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忍耐LV.9：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx17GUtx9W
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkTHYUi20U
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYvTqZTChc
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FkuF8WFuj
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSTY1m6tNk
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYPyva2U5H
強迫LV.6：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKlF76WPbD
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWYI1pnfpd
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK46OJLDpTT
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcYsUKKp7g
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzwrf2kdoS
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWZt5kK42D
觀察LV.3：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXaIIQF6n2
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUQtd5SfAY
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yS1d4MsKP
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG16SjaUHN
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBi7aR2L1q
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8JDVdiwFn
吟遊詩人LV.1：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtvzIN4TYU
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeN59Ko1M7a
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrYnxwz9JF
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXQEhn2TVi
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8XWlQEn93
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73EDXSq8Kt
衛生紙LV.1：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUaUT5awwm
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP3hm49tAz
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5TcUwT4sW
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb8wvzwNRU
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjChsZqtXNt
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq4cBRwqBv
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1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKDFLHCKmA
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3yvklv6EK
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWThdhWrfe1
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTAqe5wMZY
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgWq4iL9AD
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S15mHqUfP
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4EmSkNtD4
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhPHKvWM5e
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RB8UOJHYm
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEngzPzhXj
1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8xUbQKKeU
電話那頭說：1226Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgCysA4CHH
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