今晚要出差去架鐵絲網,卡車傍晚抵達,要趕在夜幕降臨前,將我們送到側翼去。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAZmiMl650zL
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨,叼住福特遞上的香菸,轉頭讓他點火。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAeZMrzsiBJr
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾,給每個人發了幾片,這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償,再加上:「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAgHvUZbNKlu
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在搖晃的貨車上,我們簇擁在一起,品嚐難得的甜點,交換珍藏的食物,共享半截的香菸,覺得彼此親密無間。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA9vVEF5hHuY
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子,吹噓他地球518成神的經歷,比利也總算走出陰霾,搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAplrI29bOnW
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等比利和金恩吹完牛,現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAO8yUxHijFQ
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「看到我活了回來,隊長二話不說,咻--的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃,順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀:「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡,說是看能不能種成兩個。」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAGbTr6LEhi1
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋,難怪隊長生氣,也怪不得有很長一段時間,凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA9uKXdetjVv
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我們聊著共通的話題,接近彼此的距離,從陌生人變成好兄弟,才能在未來將背後交給對方。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAaiSxXEdVLv
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森,而且相比之前,他現在說話的次數更少了,總是一副生人莫近,像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA1WQzmqmcb3
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每次看到他這副模樣,我就頭疼。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAxEuXmoizfU
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「學長呢?」福特擠到我旁邊,遞上一根菸問:「學長的能力是那一種?」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAS2lmaDSWGR
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聽到這話,凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來,臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼,齊聲哄堂大笑。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAxgOLKEeKWU
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5000億的幸運點數真的不算多,在哈米吉多頓,甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層,手機裡的異能選單打開,當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA5V2rjDQ2EH
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數,更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAKTanxSsU7o
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而且,先行者早轉生者一步,已經用超前的見識,將這世界改得造面目全非,留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAUCLum8Sr7r
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在剛轉生過來那些年裡,我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉,丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA7OLglPDdLf
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種田...有人做了!餐館...有人做了!超商...有人做了!甜品...有人做了!1251Please respect copyright.PENANAJhZSWeu0Pb
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了?1251Please respect copyright.PENANA4MnkZnqSF8
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創意枯竭,專業貧乏,又缺乏點數,無法兌換強大異能的我,到底該怎麼活下去?1251Please respect copyright.PENANA31tv9Qew57
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每次想到這個問題,我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1251Please respect copyright.PENANA2UZEYY4xEe
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直到有一天,我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時,看到了...1251Please respect copyright.PENANABHc1JBeBLn
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你有3則未接來電1251Please respect copyright.PENANA8ElLVmuJHp
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「轉生者最大的優勢,再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAKr4XH4fyhH
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於是...1251Please respect copyright.PENANAoSgKt7Iweo
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忍耐LV.9:1251Please respect copyright.PENANA7PQ2HvE5UZ
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對於痛苦,你將有常人數倍的忍耐力,副作用:對於外來的刺激,你的反應變得遲鈍。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAGY06OJ5jev
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因為電話那頭說:「真理是-想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶?鍛練累?要忍耐!」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAXi2qiRRgB4
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強迫LV.6:1251Please respect copyright.PENANA9Evj4zecbj
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將指定單字加入強迫症的清單,副作用:難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAXFuxdtrkP5
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因為電話那頭說:「真理是-努力!努力!再努力!」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAeuIwIsqwfU
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觀察LV.3:1251Please respect copyright.PENANAQnV0BvoV7R
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除了讀書以外,你能讀天,讀地,讀臉,讀空氣。副作用:小心盲點。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAqIbU6qWQBm
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因為電話那頭說:「真理是-聰明的人善於觀察。」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAK59JcTfkH7
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吟遊詩人LV.1:1251Please respect copyright.PENANAJQDMzD3Jek
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用:你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAew1pYxKrmy
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因為電話那頭說:「真理是-聰明的人能言善道。」1251Please respect copyright.PENANA2a8HSTf95L
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衛生紙LV.1:1251Please respect copyright.PENANAYM23KubuPq
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以每秒1公克的速度,將你手摸的物質,變成衛生紙。副作用:非可溶性纖維,請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAvEab8rk926
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因為電話那頭說:「你白痴啊!上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我?」1251Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ5DbyQ7rE
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「笑吧!你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特,伸手從車廂的木板上,抽出一張衛生紙,而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAFRaWfUY6NV
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到頭來,我能拿出來展現的,只有衛生紙這項異能。1251Please respect copyright.PENANApBzndPpCsc
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總之,即使穿越了,體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在,先行著鄙視轉生者,兆(E)級幸運者鄙視億(F)級幸運者,能力強大者(SSS)鄙視能力弱小者(SSR)。1251Please respect copyright.PENANAgV9yUBJRsZ
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的,就是我,哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者(F-)。1251Please respect copyright.PENANARx7Ep46VLj
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而且,對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿,因為...1251Please respect copyright.PENANAPgdJGG6TlE
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電話那頭說:1251Please respect copyright.PENANAYvi92AdSXo
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「東西嫌爛給差評?我一定要祂們好看!」