今晚要出差去架鐵絲網,卡車傍晚抵達,要趕在夜幕降臨前,將我們送到側翼去。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAKWmDOjsqoo
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨,叼住福特遞上的香菸,轉頭讓他點火。1186Please respect copyright.PENANArqBntXjwch
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6kNNDaTbJ
「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾,給每個人發了幾片,這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償,再加上:「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1186Please respect copyright.PENANApvtYpH8VxF
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在搖晃的貨車上,我們簇擁在一起,品嚐難得的甜點,交換珍藏的食物,共享半截的香菸,覺得彼此親密無間。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAxvrbQpNKxL
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAs4OoWnPaoy
金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子,吹噓他地球518成神的經歷,比利也總算走出陰霾,搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAocc7tvi1hC
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等比利和金恩吹完牛,現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1186Please respect copyright.PENANA4wdSOdqinQ
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「看到我活了回來,隊長二話不說,咻--的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃,順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀:「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡,說是看能不能種成兩個。」1186Please respect copyright.PENANApp6jFLL3G2
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA2pv92c3fKy
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋,難怪隊長生氣,也怪不得有很長一段時間,凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1186Please respect copyright.PENANA6hXB4SQvj7
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAxKcmvOwioM
我們聊著共通的話題,接近彼此的距離,從陌生人變成好兄弟,才能在未來將背後交給對方。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAijB8ABYK2n
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAVg7Z6wpTIr
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森,而且相比之前,他現在說話的次數更少了,總是一副生人莫近,像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAJsWMnIYXAc
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAFYfMfZ5ZjR
每次看到他這副模樣,我就頭疼。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAYYB7rVgyMQ
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAmPRx7kuJ6W
「學長呢?」福特擠到我旁邊,遞上一根菸問:「學長的能力是那一種?」1186Please respect copyright.PENANAjmWaFlRJMU
1186Please respect copyright.PENANARcdq4mBzFc
聽到這話,凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來,臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼,齊聲哄堂大笑。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAYLQcWDbN5Z
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA89Mao1MQCg
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多,在哈米吉多頓,甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層,手機裡的異能選單打開,當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAyEv34eRgBJ
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA2WDXNZtTyZ
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數,更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAtGqObHrX8H
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAwUkk7oQOch
而且,先行者早轉生者一步,已經用超前的見識,將這世界改得造面目全非,留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1186Please respect copyright.PENANACQpntJ5vJi
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAlKThva5B7Y
在剛轉生過來那些年裡,我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉,丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1186Please respect copyright.PENANADVTH97jNC2
1186Please respect copyright.PENANADBdFAVqJ8j
種田...有人做了!餐館...有人做了!超商...有人做了!甜品...有人做了!1186Please respect copyright.PENANACLyTjRyV1P
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAE2PmDMXMBE
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了?1186Please respect copyright.PENANAGNZPF2Llzd
1186Please respect copyright.PENANADwU3H8UE2R
創意枯竭,專業貧乏,又缺乏點數,無法兌換強大異能的我,到底該怎麼活下去?1186Please respect copyright.PENANAoAuHRE0jdC
1186Please respect copyright.PENANArdiDwkuN5D
每次想到這個問題,我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAxW7zmZlFuT
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAR7bM60X72U
直到有一天,我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時,看到了...1186Please respect copyright.PENANAOMxbQPS92s
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA8bREyDgGjS
你有3則未接來電1186Please respect copyright.PENANAWMldDwtZCL
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAKeyDpPV1Be
「轉生者最大的優勢,再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAP7e1eWNTd0
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA91wFd60Kyx
於是...1186Please respect copyright.PENANAdY2NYHJRrT
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忍耐LV.9:1186Please respect copyright.PENANAjxV4tR3JOJ
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAzE4lAxQpUX
對於痛苦,你將有常人數倍的忍耐力,副作用:對於外來的刺激,你的反應變得遲鈍。1186Please respect copyright.PENANA9PiNMPUCWO
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAIJSoRSj9qS
因為電話那頭說:「真理是-想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶?鍛練累?要忍耐!」1186Please respect copyright.PENANAntOi3tJKHj
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAUqIshkiwqe
強迫LV.6:1186Please respect copyright.PENANAiuO1z8vcPE
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將指定單字加入強迫症的清單,副作用:難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAKVnfJlRFxd
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAEbhYs8HGrf
因為電話那頭說:「真理是-努力!努力!再努力!」1186Please respect copyright.PENANABqFVAKSnmr
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAY8Pc4Awl42
觀察LV.3:1186Please respect copyright.PENANAOjRGX470S5
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除了讀書以外,你能讀天,讀地,讀臉,讀空氣。副作用:小心盲點。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAxIITX2gmDF
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAIUmHHsOy1i
因為電話那頭說:「真理是-聰明的人善於觀察。」1186Please respect copyright.PENANAQJi1kjCsH1
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAK3FROqae0C
吟遊詩人LV.1:1186Please respect copyright.PENANAHOxv17pnwe
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAYwBRKXwSnH
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用:你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1186Please respect copyright.PENANA3wWqKj59n8
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAzW83zxSxUc
因為電話那頭說:「真理是-聰明的人能言善道。」1186Please respect copyright.PENANAngQIHHB6Q4
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA7GX2HDgGZF
衛生紙LV.1:1186Please respect copyright.PENANAgWnjP6u8OE
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAlZPes3xM1k
以每秒1公克的速度,將你手摸的物質,變成衛生紙。副作用:非可溶性纖維,請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAiHM6PGZTST
1186Please respect copyright.PENANATk0ktyJK55
因為電話那頭說:「你白痴啊!上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我?」1186Please respect copyright.PENANARNfR6SDtAA
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「笑吧!你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特,伸手從車廂的木板上,抽出一張衛生紙,而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAZzsXcXXDbY
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAcM0mf6kyOo
到頭來,我能拿出來展現的,只有衛生紙這項異能。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAQTC2yF8zlX
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAy48yeqBYSg
總之,即使穿越了,體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在,先行著鄙視轉生者,兆(E)級幸運者鄙視億(F)級幸運者,能力強大者(SSS)鄙視能力弱小者(SSR)。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAZ35pufInL1
1186Please respect copyright.PENANAWeTG9VcLVP
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的,就是我,哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者(F-)。1186Please respect copyright.PENANAVmbY3PlyNa
1186Please respect copyright.PENANATT4Pvi7fMv
而且,對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿,因為...1186Please respect copyright.PENANAqJfRdX79o6
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA5BxYeiEohX
電話那頭說:1186Please respect copyright.PENANA7CapbT5iWQ
1186Please respect copyright.PENANA2ykbIXSeUi
「東西嫌爛給差評?我一定要祂們好看!」