Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHwM8jj13c
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxKVMdCqNm
Invading my mind day and through the night,433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30Hw9Rpw0R
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvt2AScvsj
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHRHev7a6m
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxVXdL2439
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlwLU2xV5r
And the springtime has the sad graduate.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM47b7elV4
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1xohXMvWL
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLInEb9w7Mk
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLlDwWVDZ3
My hate for you is the fine compromise.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNntLds40K
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppy3uVW8Sv
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWOZcRjj3v
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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