Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvF5ToP1p6
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRWcVntjog
Invading my mind day and through the night,406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcorxbYtnnP
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtTLl33VTN
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3OUxl2Pet
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM4Ha55jBY
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclKvoPDHah
And the springtime has the sad graduate.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnTTCjLfPB
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxJbJn6cpE
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33xETGtKfE
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMcYHtoRvU
My hate for you is the fine compromise.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXimr5dRkPR
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj1B9Rng6y
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuhFrOBJfy
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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