Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PtqCH6sAo
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG92RoFs44
Invading my mind day and through the night,378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm7C8G9frp
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKfbc30Ztz
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH8y6yTE1N
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD3ocsSIcZ
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oTXS5wrW9
And the springtime has the sad graduate.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWw8aijbB4
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHV41LscdD
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz9UySSqIT
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LDNIVTkUA
My hate for you is the fine compromise.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJFS8EKDDf
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR6UTsxtiK
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIoRpqgYVm
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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