Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ17XkubJb
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszVOIItYKm
Invading my mind day and through the night,466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJddKrpIGXR
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQaiVVKxRL
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqutJqb5ED
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNvqX5e0yF
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom6qCpcbHy
And the springtime has the sad graduate.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKYlZbkQZF
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAyH7EP4hz
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB4xJQy0j5
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gtpL3PTxN
My hate for you is the fine compromise.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaEf4PKhPY
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6omFbfP0s
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.466Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodBlBOUTAb
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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