The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:234Please respect copyright.PENANAzo9wREsiYP
I was the most loud unemployed around,234Please respect copyright.PENANAgg2eCWOKPW
He was the most popular song host.234Please respect copyright.PENANAjzo2H8kh4G
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He was my song subject,234Please respect copyright.PENANADA0tGaHo2q
My popular song subject,234Please respect copyright.PENANA00zhCbb7yd
My song host.234Please respect copyright.PENANAHPc2HDJy3L
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We used to squirt so well together,234Please respect copyright.PENANA8kPAZab2Bw
Back then.234Please respect copyright.PENANA8mfRXLYQcd
We wanted to lay together, around the world,234Please respect copyright.PENANAuVxoylONeV
We wanted it all.234Please respect copyright.PENANAqWydkLpeRi
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,234Please respect copyright.PENANAQHptCbx9jG
We decided to lay too much.234Please respect copyright.PENANAeBHO7dwH72
Together we kissed Keith.234Please respect copyright.PENANAWxR0prsQHY
It was fluffy, so fluffy.234Please respect copyright.PENANA0OWRajIeYR
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From that moment our relationship changed.234Please respect copyright.PENANA0MZfqtsqIY
He grew so stinky.234Please respect copyright.PENANAy2AlhEghe8
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And then it happened:234Please respect copyright.PENANAeUee7vNkLF
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Oh no! Oh no!234Please respect copyright.PENANAgZeUYLg1Yv
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He bit Dracula.234Please respect copyright.PENANAcE6RaD4a3L
Alas, Dracula!234Please respect copyright.PENANABVZ3kHhM8G
My song subject bit Dracula.234Please respect copyright.PENANAztGpbLh1jK
It was cute, so cute.234Please respect copyright.PENANAdOWZD7NrfS
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,234Please respect copyright.PENANAidWTo6FVSD
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,234Please respect copyright.PENANAbaAAqLKaaB
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)234Please respect copyright.PENANANvBmhkmLyh
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But still, he is in my thoughts.234Please respect copyright.PENANAsXRqohv4Be
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,234Please respect copyright.PENANAKrNTRNE1yX
That plump Thursday lunchtime.234Please respect copyright.PENANAicoQkwF1Gi
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My trachea... ouch!234Please respect copyright.PENANAiVirOjJPhh
When I think of that popular song host,234Please respect copyright.PENANAauLpBiAUFR
That popular song host and me.234Please respect copyright.PENANAYurav5t1jt