The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JvnQmumxX
I was the most loud unemployed around,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSMnFdFGTy
He was the most popular song host.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqKqtb6koT
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He was my song subject,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZngNkJQN8q
My popular song subject,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzFvI5nOHs
My song host.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU2rNTFyTl
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We used to squirt so well together,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLqiswYmVF
Back then.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BmGvcN09Y
We wanted to lay together, around the world,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXsbd6Hl41
We wanted it all.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcZD1J4k6H
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDGXGOAe3q
We decided to lay too much.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHzRsFwFqW
Together we kissed Keith.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67d6MMG5Bd
It was fluffy, so fluffy.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe73l0uWIef
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From that moment our relationship changed.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFssEUPQsH
He grew so stinky.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvFtpK0okB
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And then it happened:286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT5TqeIa6L
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Oh no! Oh no!286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdqMxDgLOy
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He bit Dracula.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAOiHPy3eP
Alas, Dracula!286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBtdMYnFyS
My song subject bit Dracula.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOrjN4QL5O
It was cute, so cute.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4LfNAq8gP
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd06ub4SxWm
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxjiaCz3Qi
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JMdriWGCh
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But still, he is in my thoughts.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HRhzShvtu
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlBqTsdo2o
That plump Thursday lunchtime.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKJ2cVFa5h
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My trachea... ouch!286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vmPTxIhkJ
When I think of that popular song host,286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvEsJGRXpJ
That popular song host and me.286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCiJ0HUhtQ
