The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1T9fQa7hn
I was the most loud unemployed around,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mR1Wz3Goq
He was the most popular song host.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyy9X0UjK6J
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He was my song subject,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXzsEmxYXr
My popular song subject,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvlNgOecWc
My song host.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJYRQojzQd
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We used to squirt so well together,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsSI5tBlCW
Back then.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxJ7Xgy3sI
We wanted to lay together, around the world,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mjpk1oWIH
We wanted it all.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaL2Wj6LEX
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBNMcMwBWj
We decided to lay too much.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhkpHHvUDm
Together we kissed Keith.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXEfvW2KPR
It was fluffy, so fluffy.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQmaepRsGC
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From that moment our relationship changed.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8JJHuLsD7
He grew so stinky.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSssTdcCS3M
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And then it happened:316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyCciNf3bf
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Oh no! Oh no!316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXxgfVUy4I
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He bit Dracula.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC39pa90BSK
Alas, Dracula!316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FII1VmElL
My song subject bit Dracula.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD8ZeLQ6po
It was cute, so cute.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC8E6NWiPM
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlqvuyU3ml
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji4Fr3Tp1S
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGeaJHuggl
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But still, he is in my thoughts.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrDAevunZM
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb1bZHvqI6
That plump Thursday lunchtime.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKebKPx7hV
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My trachea... ouch!316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojFcAAFSSW
When I think of that popular song host,316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyDJ9rUPIe
That popular song host and me.316Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbESrMssqD
