Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.357Please respect copyright.PENANAeJKPxoanOI
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,357Please respect copyright.PENANABkE7oHDTKw
Invading my mind day and through the night,357Please respect copyright.PENANAnlhCnhew55
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.357Please respect copyright.PENANAXop3bwwvoZ
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?357Please respect copyright.PENANAjNpW7NsnTP
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.357Please respect copyright.PENANAIjQfSuKFBa
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,357Please respect copyright.PENANARQTJR0RIJg
And the springtime has the sad graduate.357Please respect copyright.PENANAi61umBEIvV
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.357Please respect copyright.PENANAfcntQ2CmnE
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.357Please respect copyright.PENANAlinkgrXGkL
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.357Please respect copyright.PENANAgWF9LGHLaE
My hate for you is the fine compromise.357Please respect copyright.PENANAN8MZLcApV7
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,357Please respect copyright.PENANAXkwRtnmnDY
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.357Please respect copyright.PENANAWoSH11Ijrw
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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