Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTjb5SmWGt
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtycJjbVBC1
Invading my mind day and through the night,443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVwrOJ4O6E
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3Gbw78AtW
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacNdaS1m5l
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglfim7O36N
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswTDf60bIJ
And the springtime has the sad graduate.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWZlomXhRn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueeTAojrKy
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSwaYrvp9m
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYzbRHDn9a
My hate for you is the fine compromise.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozOJCT6AXT
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLTDepIvsG
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.443Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXlXgky6MM
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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