Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXodrIbywS
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CsEGhUX1J
Invading my mind day and through the night,414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuc2o9z2XQ
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEm3zE44g2
414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj9XbQ8y7X
Let me compare you to a lively drill?414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wKFqUjo5s
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGcTjiCU7O
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoINloiEzGn
And the springtime has the sad graduate.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9TIDwe0m5
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU6bYKjz2z
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfid2rzvbZ
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz0TlwQbhP
My hate for you is the fine compromise.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd1ID0PIYW
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGCDa2LeJm
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.414Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9Cmpz5QqC
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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