That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra372Please respect copyright.PENANAVxIpwi5ZoQ
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"372Please respect copyright.PENANAK9BHieILGK
Someone said as we shook hands.372Please respect copyright.PENANAd5Yzu8CLGj
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.372Please respect copyright.PENANAcIFmZulpLB
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,372Please respect copyright.PENANAHjzpT92bnd
You're a gentleman who understands,372Please respect copyright.PENANAPG4AYBxjWJ
I'm a gal who must be hot."372Please respect copyright.PENANAmtwDy0DC71
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,372Please respect copyright.PENANAM9UL76qGwu
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,372Please respect copyright.PENANArXDiwt0SMU
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!372Please respect copyright.PENANASkfQyCaWq0
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!372Please respect copyright.PENANAP9KglxAdsD
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."372Please respect copyright.PENANAoKhRdT6dwL
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I practiced every day,372Please respect copyright.PENANA7nj0ec0sQV
To find some clever lines to say,372Please respect copyright.PENANAMYJQrlYcSO
To make the meaning come through...372Please respect copyright.PENANA3fj6jiz6fZ
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:372Please respect copyright.PENANAlRE32qNXbf
"Gorbinschnozzel."372Please respect copyright.PENANAvhARp7vSiF
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,372Please respect copyright.PENANA9nZZlkLd49
Like the day before.372Please respect copyright.PENANAYvbzgwgQJn
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He loves dirt,372Please respect copyright.PENANAopkYFFzTm9
He hates peanut butter,372Please respect copyright.PENANA1yA5A6MLWv
He loves berries.372Please respect copyright.PENANAJwAntLQPIh
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That's why Lord Franchesco,372Please respect copyright.PENANAXVj6p5JpwD
That's why Lord Franchesco,372Please respect copyright.PENANAyJljFAH9CD
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.372Please respect copyright.PENANAiXqoeQRgct
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Gorbinschnozzel.372Please respect copyright.PENANAyEBvb8u6uH
Gorbinschnozzel...