That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra269Please respect copyright.PENANA0GoA0n0Kw5
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"269Please respect copyright.PENANAAcFpG8Vr9u
Someone said as we shook hands.269Please respect copyright.PENANAfvK6xdvHY2
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.269Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y2oJVEDzb
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,269Please respect copyright.PENANADn7DI0YoUF
You're a gentleman who understands,269Please respect copyright.PENANAfompGEUIpe
I'm a gal who must be hot."269Please respect copyright.PENANAKju7m3lYmV
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,269Please respect copyright.PENANAwQD3X5jrv9
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,269Please respect copyright.PENANA0haLrTYVxQ
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!269Please respect copyright.PENANA7MiFhVouUP
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!269Please respect copyright.PENANAWaDDWEVDDj
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."269Please respect copyright.PENANAgjti7BBqCy
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I practiced every day,269Please respect copyright.PENANALPleBZr7K9
To find some clever lines to say,269Please respect copyright.PENANARsNkKVPrb7
To make the meaning come through...269Please respect copyright.PENANANP1U7fSepa
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:269Please respect copyright.PENANAFlOBWUoRlW
"Gorbinschnozzel."269Please respect copyright.PENANAwzKX5iBz7q
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,269Please respect copyright.PENANAEWUcSKItCm
Like the day before.269Please respect copyright.PENANAC46GME8Unj
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He loves dirt,269Please respect copyright.PENANAnvBKsMTOr0
He hates peanut butter,269Please respect copyright.PENANApxCffJWa4f
He loves berries.269Please respect copyright.PENANA4tgoL3SDHg
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That's why Lord Franchesco,269Please respect copyright.PENANAtHfKLtzLJB
That's why Lord Franchesco,269Please respect copyright.PENANA7dk8j8N1yt
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.269Please respect copyright.PENANAG3B7DwbzME
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Gorbinschnozzel.269Please respect copyright.PENANAkaruEkWN9Q
Gorbinschnozzel...