Author's Note: As the title says,this is about the strangest dream I've ever had.
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Silvery yellow lights blinded me, waking me from my sleep. I sat up in my bed, blinking, as I saw my friend sitting in my room, on a flying narwhal. Oh, just a friend on a flying narwhal. Wait...what?!?
"No time to explain, get on the narwhal!"
I opened my mouth, closed it, then opened it again.
"What the fu-"
The window flew open. Outside was a hot air balloon shaped like pikachu. A males voice spoke, "No time to explain, get in the balloon!"
"Can someone tell me what the hell is going on? And why the fuck are you in my room?" I asked, pulling my blanket closer. Only something didn't feel right. I looked at the blanket....and Screamed.
Spiders! Black, creepy, crawly spiders. I screamed, then did the only logical thing to do. I climbed on top of my dresser, and picked up the book I had left there, throwing it at the vile creatures on my bed.
Meanwhile, narwhal girl and pikachu balloon boy were arguing as to who I would go with.
"Get on the narwhal!"
"No get in the balloon."
Then the volcano errupted spewing green goo, nine foot snakes, and three foot tall rats. Once again I did the logical thing and jumped out of the window.853Please respect copyright.PENANA2OoyD8L1DI
As my body left the window, I heard narwhal girl ask, "Should we tell her we moved her house to Arizona with her window facing into the Grand Canyon."
The next thing I remember is looking up from my place in the floor, where I had fallen from my bed. My gaze fell on the comic my friend had drawn earlier that day. And that damned Narwhal was winking.
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