"Get set, go!" Yelled the Referee.
And our urine hose sprayed yellow water like an elephant trunk, I could feel the pee coursing through my penis like a car going through a tunnel. The warmth was like a mother bear's hug and the sound was like a lion's roar. I pushed as hard as I could, like a strong man in the lifting contest. Or a mom giving birth.
But when I looked over to my opponent's bucket, I saw that his bucket was almost full with yellow water, my heart sank to my stomach while my stomach floated with butterflies. I pushed and pushed but he was still going faster, the was nothing I could do. But I never give up easily, I am like the chimpanzee's wrath, like the tiger's grace. And like the chameleon's powers. I reached inside my pants and done whipped out two dicks. And like a tsunami I blasted my piss In the bucket like a cheetah. And flourished the bucket with my terrible pee.
And with the gift of joy, I ran out of my bathroom leaving my opponent on his knees still pissing on my floor but I didn't care. Because I had just outpissed him like a true warrior.
(This was a long time ago, but in the real dream I woke up in middle. Either way I didn't win..and the buckets were not buckets but something i don't know how to explain what it was. And since I woke up in the middle, I kinda added some extra parts to it)
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