這手機八成是中毒了！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3eChWLVVD
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdgj30lKqv
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWyjrmnAwq
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5FJKWPmfq
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl50S3JJP9f
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FNAaToN1V
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOt8hDSjKT
比方說最早的這一則：931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGncgwq8P7
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPNbvxzAtK
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluyolLCaTC
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9b99WcLcI
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdvE8sFojM
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdATTemAji3
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rOgH8PNUl
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rl41oKGMl
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lcWyYdnIp
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEmlXWNTGo
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg1yL5Gp6q
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08JT4XyxS9
刪掉！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle7nCCP2aM
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJocCBAOY6l
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2KqK1ppd0
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXumSO0RQE1
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy7oW7Z8qU
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOOtu2eLUy
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNaPhFMwZS
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBslqcjWFNf
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljfGwyBfsd
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjayZ0Yocu6
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEH02zca2R
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhsLX2zCNH
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh1cW0zu1P
其它還有像...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWigch5j1AL
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFOlapARnl
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E6guHh4Ia
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuoNvRF3aG
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALcjGMvVQC
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSC8RtbjUC
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyMejXa3OR
我沒有存款！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoy1bVraAY
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwHJ5xymRu
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoIBxKPhCL
我也沒有朋友！！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK60nrrhRk
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjmjmPyeXT
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwCVTjgR0J
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEEeupsd1a
我更沒有女朋友！！！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEwo7svWjo
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkfq98jNYU
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX2SEPwRwb
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EY05L90yw
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IWID3LM0X
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXGhVV8SjA
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhihf7ZmQpo刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyajvigUgnp
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleTbXROwZl
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0byBUt1ksv
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyRdg0LGSi
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ2Q8Nk9o3
931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9kSK8L12Q
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」931Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS19RW4JiJ
