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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UR8JOiOmj
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOuA1AsHr2
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfY1lfmaCJ
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK9whPpYnW
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE3UxZGqpO
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnunnWg7Zyd
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS0SyCzpFC
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3RHS9gkXE
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjfBJk5Thd
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyitkT6WfPj
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其它還有像...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7PtBGmfPS
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZfKBgWjkR
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7fBKKrd5a
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTFsApZGcL
我沒有存款！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIJ1TI9NeM
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpljL4hrHl
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我也沒有朋友！！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXapX5hLkgc
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuHcAcDtib
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我更沒有女朋友！！！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbchG64xBsp
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrBpgOeqP6
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnxnQKLVCn
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTqaJ59Mdd
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMckPJLkI
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlfAgGkhPb
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4oK7ULfy4
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」989Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3ajLi5SyV
