Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dldy8E4G2
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aXH0vE8uT
Invading my mind day and through the night,407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLOLgvy7xp
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytbfzzad1N
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLRhwmfNtd
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAnOkQEGa6
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKZ1HJObrM
And the springtime has the sad graduate.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1zg321fwI
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x7govPY1Y
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXcg0PQJoG
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGg1UgqiSI
My hate for you is the fine compromise.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPHnuB9mZg
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvF1vKPclH
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnuInbfQYS
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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