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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxi47FkcBu
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQV7qlBSAy
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvCSLjGApJ
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大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy9Qo6nH0Y
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鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhO41uNE8J
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBHvtCdW0P
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1vDB32kcF
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLx6IDhzbT
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夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp35ZMx3gcV
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能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d4mX9i9pH
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQm6yv6kmI
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjJSaE58lO
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpouRMEpZ8c
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbfpbQRnut
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像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxEXdDlowV
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbruHT4Uony
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSbzTNcddF
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOA1NRxkt8
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwFcleUV4S
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmuIUCAyvP
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZRSBzcEZP
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmBtSuSwPY
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79FZcP0WGB
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您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgVMQezD5k
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您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD16DRM0LwA
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGLQk8ViN3
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsuWPZQEYn
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40jXjWYZQU
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpxjC419qx
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaNHhxfTlT
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2rE57hoci
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3nLRU8adK
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWC1WOPd1d
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEizyJYadwg
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcZHLX5P5a
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYWSBX4rBE
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bg63XUw56
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcf19HW8Qt
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOThIc6C9bi
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt2pdErc1T
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4kDdFwFQl
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Vean52H7
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NE2XmpXiU
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtWLK3jWmr
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGzRnj5EYq
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTY5lrHIow
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEi46NYxXV
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu80jrSudL
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u997PZRI8
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPEVvwPEIQ
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQln7cPmgOa
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVH9UmG3o7
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB9vWwcckQ
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWRnGlc8TQ
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTavsA1MveT
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G76IVkqDz
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbncetulVGw
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吾以是狂而不信也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuWXPc5buO
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPejFddNmk
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDSZckOzpP
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4KQd9ck2F
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxa50UX7uB
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XazWYh399
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AnuQUawv6
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemM5S3gZwk
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDhajlXEyZ
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmshYq9Ghd3
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZCCqi4P2N
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2ygGRxS8w
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBWZyMgoYf
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLv01hRJcv
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv7BrRDGvl
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3taj1PeDP
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR74WMnmMg
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvFxZVTc2t
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu4N1M85Ke
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDob8dJKJT
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PgPkVi2wl
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEVYpvrBVN
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhj16ps5tQ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjKX0JP8ID
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYuFd5DZ1l
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48Ccb6oneq
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z6IQroIJy
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4J6RdEfCr
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi6JG7A0UI
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHczrtz3zpI
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7K4V24qi6
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyx1jSVQkx
625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFvQfwuBMn
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkNDFWuorc
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG3tNVHhIv
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客聞之，請買其方百金。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CEE25Bmg6
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgcRN50Axf
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JNzUhNECt
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJCra2gvzB
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DbHFCXp8J
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqJAdjrIGw
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitAHBetBKI
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHEwHnLyfo
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZaLoN9iAF
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GImyHspaw
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2bJRrggOY
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ue1K8VtJe
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhPH6pKWsc
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr4MYQJc9L
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而憂其瓠落無所容？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPYLxyKBRk
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuVP0u05jW
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt3aiq5gSo
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63vv9Hz1jK
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnKPtO9pZT
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNdauPYqB4
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fTwf4Yxe2
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbB9Ff4L55
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJw88rZO96
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUniOQ1JkK
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm7PBZ18sU
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO428oIexu
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmF3T1xEvx
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkZ6z7EzSW
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44rcixJtew
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgHGzDQFJ7
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTndwbljgr
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7e85IdCiX
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UVeV3uIf
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJKgj1sxh1
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKVbOwrI3p
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgZ6NarReZ
625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofiujVjVNk
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5rFpDwjsO
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLlQtgeAuV
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
