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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EAIrOWi08
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFIlnmzj7c
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ466ca25rY
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMUohBkojY
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uK4TMuScw
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z3XJrDXkW
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSB9VnNg3D
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkqZLXbeBl
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxxB3v863L
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwxY4ewevz
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9aCqW7dtA
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5zXSRyWlx
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRCJc5j4YL
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlSdwdQcs6
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV31p7mBIu
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcSxcemvwL
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7rDpYDxqM
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8aUt6OXdR
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoAyvGgzG7
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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sSRt3zXEr
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqKC7oMUBU
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbaq0d2oSW
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湯之問棘也是已：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSgRS7e5tn
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdTqSdGRFO
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNFq8nRIM5
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvnIqI18aQ
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JO6np91Lo
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYhm6dgbqF
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yuTejkqnp
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5YjOO2Vsb
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9tPOQe0Gx
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztAvVGUMZQ
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rzOGaVSCO
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjv1juBDTK3
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNQqy5R4V1
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9m0u6bElP
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GWI2WGjJT
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V6zpqh8kb
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiKBQ7CAnq
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lJsTF0ky6
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此大小之辯也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASm1Ktsi2J
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NKls14616
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXmAaXNkuA
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWYQ8xfmfF
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9ULu2T16T
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0kgjbAcKY
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVDJmTqAk3
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuxRYwcjlR
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7n1vqVsfZ
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Up78q5B7K
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQJteXuHPS
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKhTdSJk4t
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnn4Fe0zVc
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg69sKz7nA
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqiNuQlna0
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnQCwBPSsc
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5u5CYlSLD
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Uva4BfyH
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom0Kcj4WUd
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeH3zUdWdR
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0ftpkbQ6j
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTimGSphlfW
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj7SlqwKOi
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJplVuWMVQ4
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2PGP4QsSn
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d5NnAiGsk
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3S039fcNN
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC71ASFF36v
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTyES0n6RZ
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ddgndzu3r
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkgT1rTCF1
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZujdfRUnbd
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgsbMmMPFK
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe7aX0R8Rh
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoJOSywiCt
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv2krCvU4P
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBjftIzBgQ
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwhvMtz2d4
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLmQmNQ1B5
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCYsr3saDM
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgvpVwnqci
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNTaj2TNOM
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Mw3dB6pT
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvg919u41r
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzJ4TwGM86
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qNV4QyqqW
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjuKh5GnRV
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpadZOgbLO
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU0pRU8SZG
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N6xjlHOA7
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqf4Pkr5l7
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRWcEqw6th
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaBVxBbDV9
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOW0ad2jTz
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvdIqNz2VG
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYWAMOGr2s
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MeIoUUGQ3
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O70eBkne5
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUyKzXnSk6
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEiPaNU9Ui
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzedaIHIi1i
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnnIZ2uMay
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneXlrAV5jv
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4exS0QZ4Dy
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC9DQR4C50
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmQhOjH5jK
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJlYCoricG
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吾以是狂而不信也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuEZ0TntWJ
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeTTeTva0c
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq675WgX5H
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKi2YhxE4L
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WAiNWDVJd
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofy8FvQIGh
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo8o84GaB8
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn66iBrwZhH
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKxRTpoIxv
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOywYgvqMih
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LEMxf6nkm
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ865veELHiZ
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEioTPnyuTM
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tEPjbUEym
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaenYaHXxSW
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTILrag1WL
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGmDKJwJVT
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQugXSeFFo
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWrCjcOiya
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HGSaQy5bW
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkmOh8Ltta
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yyVBVsdYK
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJQuthPQDp
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhAs4Xyf1X
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UFUpkwH2I
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yhWgaC3M8
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxs3SdhTrS
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XM6x9p35L
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7PS9B1X1O
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZJQ7Mq7Gc
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxkC9cUhY5
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOrdcwRx0h
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNMkBWIADJ
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hh9HQSG5x
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgAWg9Ivjr
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKyGd2hd96
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRUP8Xy85R
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VWPf5NkgD
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFUfXiOfus
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2lIGWUBkA
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K428mJVzp
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejb02TUhx1
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGmH7t3pMO
客聞之，請買其方百金。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1FgooFquc
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EAM8zrte9
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOOp3wqchE
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCTiL5pR4X
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEg8vKF3go
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHodsrT6jHO
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9RvK5au0l
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM37XU1DtBQ
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8cTd1A7Bo
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4n10lq2Ip
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8lUCT4PFA
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqpQljU9Hy
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX5tpDaidV
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrxnfnUW5o
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5ntohsgnq
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNQaYu3dtN
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARMyHowubF
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY5BlSWZCX
而憂其瓠落無所容？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6SU7av1OG
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnZgWnTLbY
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse0juy4AnY
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoWUyd8OXQ
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7e2s6T0gU
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTYNepvD5h
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9WpGzi3dl
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFTFUXC26n
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8pjoOjDO1
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBenWnqr0H
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgq0x7i4En
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76Rwexx0nb
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmglHYCxtH
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WQR1DK8hH
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilS9Qu8gWE
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqKxM7Y9eG
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTszoulBja
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoiW47fVpS
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdoXp2FFqI
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg6l1RsuGr
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGlgXdMWOg
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMKlpCRL1Q
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11T4hlrTbG
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgIkMuGP05
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkFjMXyAm5
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QoYBNK4ki
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYX0aBN9Hd
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYESHNB2QqU
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicweIY2vno
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoIFxnuYFH
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLwJNTRAiX
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPERAC1zom
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgdKOPv1q4
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7A8TjZm7p
604Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M3jhZsdFG
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
