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好學而不勤問，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreBQSJI5e5
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非真能好學者也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTNeshgl3N
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會說很多大道理，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8XlKE816R
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而或不達於事，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDpqDQUqd5
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識其大矣，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk8DvkIiot
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而或不知其細，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAnQV8MxEy
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舍問，其奚決焉！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocYKu1eyS5
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwZRfgxpaO
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問焉以破其疑，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmR55jBlw
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所謂就有道而正也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JZicpmjAq
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76JuIixmlS
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所謂以能問於不能，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmCJsIgY6r
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd75H6BUOG
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以多問於寡也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRPEU478Gt
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等於己者，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIqsgVolh6
財產和自己差不多的，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUbCUHfHcv
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問焉以資切磋，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FoHT5FBn3
跟他募款就當朋友交培，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn741tbGEwK
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正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq2uqpXreb
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審問而明辨之也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFPrdlHX2G
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY7RqHsAcR
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntaqwsCUQ3書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYpP6ajSHx
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmIkkptuKa
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1etqfAFDTE
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智者千慮，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw3jVG4LZD
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNAWbTcnIp
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必有一失。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZVC5w3qm9
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF83t9i6Ho
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聖人之所不知，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfCseEs3Dp
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYZuO4iRyz
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未必不為愚人之所知也；603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1hTZDOxoC
未必平常人家的就不願意；603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICWD6pF4zF
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愚人之所能，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKDqXG0FPr
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurgDbn76Ia
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未必非聖人之所不能也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcK42mGbWf
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDj8buGMaj
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理無專在，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNfbvxTRB9
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd4vgCg38d
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而學無止境也。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwb6zKlkYf
就像修行的道路沒有終點。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1pvgOufg9
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是故貴可以問賤，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnkx5Kh9aj
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ441LM2YFeZ
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賢可以問不肖，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwsxE5vyHL
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0z8rV0NHn
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而老可以問幼，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV88XjAiC6
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpejZQIXm5c
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唯道之所成而已矣。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlwMNA3Qac
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vDWJdRKHU
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmURNiGX8hC
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？603Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkogHHOXgBJ
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
