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君子之學必好問。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE06mtooec
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFMDOv1Tdz
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問與學，相輔而行者也，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqlK7VqfK1
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7lPqBfRRi
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非學無以致疑，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtrJAuO5t5
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCqjWMeEXK
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非問無以廣識。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheIFR10Wbf
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX189PqrsH7
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好學而不勤問，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptcPhHzm64
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZFGrZ4NO3
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非真能好學者也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiP6eDP152
不能算是個真正的修道者。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBs8Ao5X78
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理明矣，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡachqSFv48Z
會說很多大道理，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5X5nDHDVC
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而或不達於事，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBvhbCimBA
日子卻擺明了過不下去，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEC8fCmGdH
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識其大矣，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkqsNEnKt8
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zFYw61NMv
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而或不知其細，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82w4mik714
卻連車票的錢都買不起，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrNBhevwCS
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舍問，其奚決焉！561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVqDVEsWFV
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9wr20xWEN
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賢於己者，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERwRHKCOp6
遇到比自己有錢的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswn97FLmWm
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問焉以破其疑，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hTQyI4Isb
對他募款來舒解困境，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cIdxc2KOn
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所謂就有道而正也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES32u2944D
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8S4RDDTHdw
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不如己者，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFB7hV32OO
比自己窮的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndN3VqRxN7
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問焉以求一得，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fsHgPx7Se
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96NAyXyL9o
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所謂以能問於不能，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwHXt5wrTJ
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KtgcRM1rv
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以多問於寡也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdKqVBNDH4
別拿豆包不當乾糧。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdmOQpYnM1
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等於己者，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfihmbx3teL
財產和自己差不多的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjvlZ2uhmb
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問焉以資切磋，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghHYsSI4Zx
跟他募款就當朋友交培，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWwhnsp5tP
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所謂交相問難，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs5Xc0yFUp
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzogeqxy30C
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審問而明辨之也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNVMBHmP2X
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoncRfhbgmE
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gZpIYcSTO書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTUB2qs2yJ
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vkQ9XU4X2
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ131sxNbmQL
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智者千慮，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXqiTkRAni
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj2netVwPC
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必有一失。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiwVDkxHVj
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkaZhD10rq
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聖人之所不知，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfv3SUSOYUo
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwkNDgVyg2
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未必不為愚人之所知也；561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNLwJwWyfi
未必平常人家的就不願意；561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0hBwrWVoR
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愚人之所能，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfojS2FCdN6
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD3bEjdNbT
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未必非聖人之所不能也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKjZOVHIEn
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDVJucYYvf
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理無專在，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH4mXiZlGd
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrG27lq6KZ
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而學無止境也。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11pMMMvqhL
就像修行的道路沒有終點。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7rx93GVKE
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是故貴可以問賤，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOxQvgBKFE
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWLU2Ifs20
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賢可以問不肖，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsyZdqL5re
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m5qSQEGGe
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而老可以問幼，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWlFHmdyGC
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE5YXqBmYN
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唯道之所成而已矣。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbjjNeQDJZ
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS3I5RJSyo
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNtpuzXt3R
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？561Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedlDAKzpkd
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
