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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A9D0GvQXq
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD7Ap7IVIu
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1axRHuhim5
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這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp1b4i8IWJ
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDfnNIfIhw
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA57tWqljN3
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南冥者，天池也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ14dZkFkEo
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxCQLgjGUQ
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI9bi2ZDsy
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H7joPqNis
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3PLD9PzzD
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4L8GfHd8H
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms8wrOfqsp
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8HXzcJjJ3
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMieYXG3rHn
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXpHl2ajjK
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDrcvoIRU7
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl5pAcFtE7
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaCeI6EJu9
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTgoQrhze8
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhJ0uiMjDe
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdz0UQTUAU
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcojvQJ6sE8
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahqEctlXZz
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19P3qtxU5L
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNtmtZgVGR
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS8KGbuVnx
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkZpcgsbv1
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr4uMbnOet
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFTw1FgMRQ
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1Ql8d02E2
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEufCnlSmW
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37yTLkr1iN
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdftWn6WasS
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lvCcCzgdF
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV09QbGCL2
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVat7KGS7UA
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo27Sj8QqR7
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡectL6J6aRA
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VDjHEMwMt
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ1NNGrCuU
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湯之問棘也是已：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPVPJBSBOG
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhyP0O8LRQ
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B9BduTjOY
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsywDQhBSy
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOYqwUHIYQ
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2orvpBoSk
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmsopmPDZz
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2FPaLQ3H1
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdH6mvJ1lx
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8KYlzvoTP
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHhaoK9kya
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd7IZ5hEoY
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81W7MtcjDq
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9hLWA3fXk
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nvQQnQQmL
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1C3ifJgt8
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGdX2OtGO6
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WGtVCt0lX
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此大小之辯也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3Voa2ZhcR
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChNwKFYBKw
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9saLIPfCz
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXojmyDcpTY
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLjzOVx0mQ
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKvbWSLRww
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92idxSeBcM
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScR1RpoZDg
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppDSBb1u2W
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhaSB2Z9OG
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDX7rEDPaF
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW9WcV0V0J
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QT0l9G4lu
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMaNZNwnjE
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFQez9eyc0
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0uk2Q0FiR
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBdMdnvcuj
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEzr3fMgb1
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MGpPg5XdE
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9ldip8iW0
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87IZB6HtQO
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECUlCQwM2l
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM74YikwOY
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvijaHed1fG
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt36vpK2Wg
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72ND5Vnisz
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TjIYT0niN
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98EengIzVD
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGixfKrtzv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGjl274j2q
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrcDj9dAd0
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrq1td9pOD
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0wZw4CsT1
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVeWsVpMql
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS9tByGiOM
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX12Gab2SO
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzhD3fbNmB
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTppIYNLc8
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRKlZ0jdoO
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWkSsuic7X
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChWKzFf7aZ
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR7a1tUnqW
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk5Ndj199E
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TB8p9MTt9
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMwQdbcYHU
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jAwTIOK94
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPfQMSW9nr
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kxjSh0ike
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbt8hJ3PY2
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQcnQFbuxO
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhCH1sXQRc
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsEnYlwwb8
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW99pWF51z
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1848Xmd87
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfKEGIFUHU
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqYznsAtfK
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyCEh00e3B
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19hhW6o4k6
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF5Caem3pg
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO69jlmmzx
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tjRmBKDgB
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGa5kw6tkg
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceKQtjthPg
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCy09y9HfA
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHlQbMXJYN
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA6EaMpYnu
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吾以是狂而不信也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1zGu5kbJb
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7hdTpeLUO
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomvHXlyIeL
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnZjnxWEx7
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnlxjh5t0E
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6fc24OuFS
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYEr2B5T7j
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ekRR4k9zu
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOm5Sez5pl
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNmIByOkWp
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmvQNQzmXc
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYgRxAmRmi
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ5YdZZaqj
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycm0Y63I7a
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivIm4cD5Hh
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx48xT9TPT
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22APwRDZlZ
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1awdR1GKq
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiED5tBEMg
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqGCPazesv
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEAzFCj3NU
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUlUWbrT7L
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJnt2FB0IV
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyk38Qg2Xi
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcTfV18HCL
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWytTJaRMsr
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWqlNy7KQh
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWhxT8RIcs
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4FiG6ndwk
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfBjDOYRYn
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSBNY90iFv
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwH0cZEtTy
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWN3bhbjqd
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw2D652cxn
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcepvdGNwOH
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFIybbWTiM
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTffG0MVErT
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQof2k1Hms
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF27UptOiuZ
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WTtKBs9Gt
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHFnzM6tSQ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkq2sSXZCG
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfvFuloORv
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2gVwLBLS4
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客聞之，請買其方百金。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo6NlxESE9
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kDSa3W6AK
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlpD5UKNpn
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsm8sVoSjM
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9KNsFUEuN
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJrCKVz1np
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgod3aew5H
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8T1ltSzb2
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBmFchw8w8
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehEP0Xg4re
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6U2W7Ewly
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk96mPJszZ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix1KbWzv7S
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHOGpwaeYj
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1FNjqpO7S
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzKwmkPTO4
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpLjQN0nuZ
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZFAeksViC
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5xM9Z5uTt
而憂其瓠落無所容？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWks3hg7jld
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3RrPE6JDs
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW7zSdT6zm
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDitriwu65o
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTS77B2e2E
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpAeapcvg8
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAL6QkECvI
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXREqbl21j
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssqovzNURg
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0tIZEzwoj
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3naBhTs7f4
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6yT7BuXk7
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntq8F4PeGf
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjVcZALgjU
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT3UrW9SSK
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7IHQOWPl1
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVfwnfyDoZ
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8bhMlTpOz
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpItNSgCaPG
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKz7UzMIa0
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFIpGEWT37
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmtLyLbkgn
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqvLqi0xPR
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs6eohOBBb
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6xlk5iz4Y
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN64h6Cyh9d
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zGfcMZbBU
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPNcz8eHNb
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOWmy4yPFO
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IMNRS0Cvm
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DKzJea7QE
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVuPJ4hkIS
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv3hwF44V2
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
