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鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp5IzItHLt
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo76ePjXyi
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MAmsKO1kE
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYVDmM4znd
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF1U1ymNYA
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj5wYCADAi
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2IB8eWql0
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湯之問棘也是已：651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRnoquUIEs
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxQnZ8ArxU
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjsF7AEVT5
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp40SUKiSlu
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ElDbg7qXD
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmAwakvPp3
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjnkDkl203
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CUVwET9ww
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i6sDMSrxK
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhsrUtBwhS
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxUeeouaje
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkAteKGaeR
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft5nPyZgBI
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSGjX6DfL1
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr3fpOYHDA
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSRW1rSKKg
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmkUBMabqy
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRTG6lFzyx
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWv7vNHz2Y
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZASvgonb4j
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTrmlhZF9G
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBDTxiUOBw
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCogwNrxzyY
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgIQgw49u3
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GdoCsAlb9
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvd0L0jX9w
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhkGrUJ6dn
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLleGrxKiDE
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1HlRB5rOy
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvv8dH4C4q
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUfvMlG8Bv
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtobdztPepJ
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN6ofBppUt
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuxRNyG30B
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRFMWHV5Ej
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxWWGZLeDq
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxAyfxNcNq
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWja7u577ia
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiej81BniW
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXimfbkXUfu
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUojJ4efYv
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnqZZDNext
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj2btyRsKg
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVe2uPZuVC
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HVc5buM3y
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaI214DUZq
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdPJbid6bJ
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTgawphyPp
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprpoW9wGsQ
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY4cK1zKGV
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBPNSOpGfM
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuncE1B05L5
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L2KGZgLBc
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9scjzDG3Gp
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7pPtQ1O1u
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEUU4Nsom5
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JjMaxRi0Q
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqThKUqOe1p
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdNwThHyt3
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObwIkbtyTd
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99lidw2VFC
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrCxvWYv2k
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckJdyFFVWu
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvsl26YImN
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXMsSXH6rJ
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwH0TbeEQo
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqBk1IqE7G
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBPhOkW76S
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWLevMqon8
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吾以是狂而不信也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeXNshoRWo
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCPX07t8qk
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21crfcMjrt
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6N2TJ3WyM
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoyK9rEj6d
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE2fLL8TzK
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uMgUx5MKc
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0iglfvcx5
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5iYg6GWT5
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhdSNgI2RP
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z4N8bRSRw
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFtqAU4ys8
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQMJlKUEN5
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaU9X7Cs5O
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwjeKshfvB
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HJ21OWhsW
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuArp8DfCLc
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsEXBgdHN8
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hPYXhzf9Z
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEee4ju9K4
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7hfxY7w8C
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg0O8it9tX
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEHJlt9pPZ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50qPdjyRYf
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b9ZDIqi5W
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSCkaWEFkE
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PSud0V8du
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LppNMjpoa
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKoMlL425Y
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4vkcmWdRi
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfbocsNFEv
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ071dc9jgqA
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78DDE4eNNb
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsqPd9rwFt
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客聞之，請買其方百金。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURE1Yn6aeV
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwntmLfrYe
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzGNN8ArwE
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvKLKLl6Fd
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcrPUjGqQ6
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDneB1xeVzi
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqwAnD1Hu5
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9vL9V0cEP
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstviShRKdn
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKSheaxxqO
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I9lRseqJC
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p1r6CDjsm
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HRyHwcTWA
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j94QtyOUl
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而憂其瓠落無所容？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvKyZIKUVB
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3Il4rCFuJ
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNjDGMREPq
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOYp3qXtx7
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WXwDdbAro
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvbpqbP6kK
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWsTuF7qmS
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehcoMoyZ9b
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHm4YZbR3Y
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsLOPT29Qb
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT0zHuiSpG
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1nKFiT6NK
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X5KqH07ey
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGRwvFTrkP
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0CK0lJMg0
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6D3gYCVUi
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlekVs4JC6
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7tO8HOEaM
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfddMtLkNc
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRnD3jsVTm
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡburiPCgKoA
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsGLFM4Drn
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDLgFqoheE
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnKHiYxmQl
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
