作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOehfApyfO先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvOLUrL66J
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfSeT7rTAb
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwLddqcI7o
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm2JlwYLAA
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIrV8vu5JF
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5loqbRk0qr
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i5nBPmtR2
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNRpmPhEex
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49OhTJsAlo
好讀書，不求甚解；914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNOmkwhCJp
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3IzKhxM7X
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nQmRASDsz
每有會意，便欣然忘食。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXshK2EWcnU
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbRk2ZM9wX
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNhmkUoCvf
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT20nJy1ci
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtXzrtk76x
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwUNI3pw9A
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9a5s6AJ37
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO7MAdMmCL
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMilmZhn56
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnZRnQdvr1
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRl58ltY8J
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4aUqWHIMZ
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmWQz03RRA
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTQ3qM5xSB
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLP0kBu4p9
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOMC9aP2YW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ClrE1Yap
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDImKezk8p
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7ZY0X45EY
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC2v7OVyIo
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zAxOKviAD
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsARG7hXlRO
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScCRQfo24P
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb89orQLDB
忘懷得失，以此自終。 914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7T1FX2YB4
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHY1eMyOCN
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8VvybjCVD
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLGzogcUy3
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxXmkefYjp
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA7OQpSINm
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqDzrJiKh6
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB0NeXa4Q4
914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TfJbkgdHu
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8JGKTtFdr
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7pXWTpB2M
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！914Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuI397mXwc
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
