作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNqdywnYkq先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXc7Ib5zdC
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPFaO3cois
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7etiwbTs9Q
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgxT4MYlYv
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNrtpTXAKI
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpqACVkIbf
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEPz6D9BLI
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxYoBWtFZy
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnXfbNNqoZ
好讀書，不求甚解；948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJMPCdn0Nl
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPsuVZcCVL
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRCBlimMfL
每有會意，便欣然忘食。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPlFjZW3xQ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlxRX39TJX
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS95MQUxmP
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv8fqdWFOH
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH0gI60r9K
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE6pMKm9Cl
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHj4jtixfR
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsObk8boCR
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vANSU8aaO
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ545fyi8pQN
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9EDYVyJt3
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTSUQjkDFE
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7O9I0Iam0
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRTHUDBkxF
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkA0L4PzNbI
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWyAKNCDLX
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzQZ4pQsH6
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8PlPhMNQw
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y3604o4UA
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZYMpl3P49
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqyvmlzWuk
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhY9E2eHz0
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLHO2orpoT
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwymdj7wNVq
忘懷得失，以此自終。 948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSIv4cEjb2
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBSGBPF1Vz
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM0CTECXo4
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDl0oPNqKm
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cBN6lHuSC
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETGvV5FXov
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWkac6PJRv
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZiN4LpJxx
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd4hV32zjB
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifLsW0XsLD
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43ZMUdCEEt
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7ZgTfNgMw
948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3BeiZ5FMy
結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！948Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDt2u2Xqq8
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
