作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbWKEcE9fB先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8u5uzOa8J
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJznKUbgaU
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg2HBqVR6p
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmonTjdMHDl
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87Dm6YBhlN
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFaZkLdVqk
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好讀書，不求甚解；984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VYysGGk3d
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslVwpZRbcQ
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG49EAOcdd0
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwrcou8Dcg
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLrcQ9iO7P
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fG4LOYpLX
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtocLMs24fA
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl9MD4GwKK
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupvQs7ZNqG
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaKsTrcBuP
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOyiKfa6gs
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA9GtlDpAU
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeLiy3oV8a
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcXUedFgiK
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TxehBiWGz
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m162zDZhE
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SjzCkkIte
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5XtwbKrJ0
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9nYmUVYto
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW1UqVk7xT
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5fjgWXmbC
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpz6Bz14pBc
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7nU4myLPZ
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XEncfxAMh
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MlUUhB3au
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbcYZzlRLm
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHbzwQlrxc
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO0G6wBRB9
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
