作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKXi6p563P先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2iUiCh2fs
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BLzpOmWQQ
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4DyebEphG
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk76soewlnX
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew5fkxblwK
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLDaR8obiv
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好讀書，不求甚解；891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVflPzD931b
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahhUn0QcCV
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUEfi8cHOB
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3m9gshJ2K
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaPJCjuHMR
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtE8SN30D2
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvRjUurZbX
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweJ9QZ0UBd
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHLgL9rl3r
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2VEIW9Djq
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEPTVzQy9e
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7QHoshCU3
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTWnkz37Jb
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1fIFgGXcU
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4XQkP5O7X
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FY3gMHT8Q
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHesGtavLDZ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1QkCCMPP9
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhwmGIQ3O3
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeVrRFQlsa
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqrG5chnL4
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTel5coiUcn
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpvIYEL1qe
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8d76Yyfpv
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb4HfrvoTI
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGORPask7x4
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B7RwQGhWa
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
