作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjq7Ylp19L先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ728LKqoR
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7Xz1obW7c
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhqZyR4szr
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgjAvfRhwl
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiLsYDxyIE
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGCWA6qLFM
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好讀書，不求甚解；892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaGDbzixSM
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aiOZsI084
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrNnBM67a5
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0LtmAAToU
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKxBospBfi
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbgSfcECYi
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtM9X3d0cYR
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodoWkTp0of
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEaTkGVmEP
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkQmVqFJTx
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYkXkpJNGz
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNdjapp4uq
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEevcmS4u07
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyckMpF47LX
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5satlz022h
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOhm1xVzmJ
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN8WpSejq6
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6zVzhPnY5
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wz3s64KN3
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniZflV1jha
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgySGvBxsD
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTU1uqOUdF
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4kY12hKQo
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuo2BJmirk
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRBenY5Wek
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5mL29d3zj
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GMXA3nuc1
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
