作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rFZmbozcN先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRi3Qgzffi
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY01WBmxqV7
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmTDdbF87s
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BsrZ7XaOE
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEOt9fTfRi
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好讀書，不求甚解；915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpnrCIOjOL
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqum9Ki7mLs
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqIJGDy3Hm
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXjQYoQPZi
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMQMKlm52u
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr3AwitRE8
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rLCtluuZg
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hk6JiOQMs
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC412Gw9uci
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gJxAYXeO2
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbytlWrldp
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqweAiyKxYt
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqDP1Cs7gf
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuAP7zmok3
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaV86tJHF3
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9aK19vhe9
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO0GG1z4ok
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tkQsAJ5qM
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrYjIqARi9
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3iIWTWM7C
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AW1LJOTvn
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qRQAhqRT4
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgw45YzUkpI
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR0UgaozPV
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRVPMMFQYU
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YsjnBnEAF
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！915Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS9sv8wQlD
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
