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這年頭,廉價的小夜燈都有變色的功能了,就是不曉得這顏色有什麼特別的涵意?1002Please respect copyright.PENANArQJUdxv8Ze
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這光球說話前,還特地的咳個兩聲清清喉嚨?然後才用低沉的嗓音,斯條慢理的說道:1002Please respect copyright.PENANAGpBfLDg8Ms
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光球越說越起勁,原本黃色的小夜燈,還一邊旋轉,一邊閃爍起七彩的光芒!1002Please respect copyright.PENANAYkYmED9j19
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啊啊...不光是變成七彩霓紅燈,還吃螺絲了啊。1002Please respect copyright.PENANACErgUuZL0B
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「所以,虔誠的子民,在這神聖的一刻,我允許你稱呼我為『存在EX』!!!」1002Please respect copyright.PENANAahyiYCBwHD
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開什麼玩笑!另一個叫「存在X」的,可是把一個中年大叔給送到異界當幼女去了!1002Please respect copyright.PENANAwd5nJKwfJ7
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「是『存在EX』!」光球不滿的提出抗議,這會兒又變成了冒紅光的小夜燈。1002Please respect copyright.PENANAQXq2WqMQvp
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我想這應該是危險信號的提示,但是想讓我叫你「存在EX」?你還是找下一個受害者吧!1002Please respect copyright.PENANAJoJLhWbNKx
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這時只見小夜燈忽藍忽黃忽綠的閃了一會兒,這才慢悠悠的,壓著嗓子說道:1002Please respect copyright.PENANAmCKfMxk9Vh
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