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2012 Journal Entry – My personal god said she wants me to refer to her as Julia, and put down some of my diary entries in conversation form.
"First things first. What's up with your 'First Bound' name?"
"Julia, I provide you with guidance. I have this name since I am the first one bound to follow you."
"F.B., I got a lot of followers on the Internet. So, First Bound, is it alright if I call you 'F.B.' ?"
"I am a different type of follower. I will assist you in expanding your power. You may refer to me however you wish. You do not need to call me First Bound."
"Good. As to this power: What's the catch?'"
"There is no catch as you referred to it, Julia. As more living beings believe in you, or follow you, your power will increase."
"Not sure what that means, F.B. On the Internet, there's pop stars and politicians with more followers."
"Many of your followers are much more fervent. They are inspired and follow your calls to action."
"What are you talking about?'"
"Julia, the most recent example is your cyber war with the Federal Office of Information Technology."
"Yes, they were secretly collecting citizen's private information. I texted several long rants about it."
"Julia, you asked your followers to overload their “Public Comments” section and more than ten million did."
"Glad you reminded me of that one. Right, the federal government's IT site crashed. The good news is that they stopped collecting and data mining all that stuff."
"The disruption cost the government $5 million dollars, and eight workers lost their jobs as a result."
"Easy there, bub! Why did you tell me that, F.B.? I feel horrible. I never considered it all the way through."
"Yet, that incident is what clearly pushed you over the threshold for achieving divinity status."
"Well, I guess becoming immortal is an upside to that chaos. So, what do I do? What's my purpose?"
"Julia, you can try to keep your current followers in a high-frenzied state, you can try287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPlBZbgUzz
to find new unaligned followers, and you can try to steal other divinities' followers. I am here to assist you in these goals."
"Do I take on this other goddess named Loviatar? Can I try to steal her followers? When that other Scandinavian goddess Kiputy visited, she mentioned Loviatar."
"No, Loviatar's influence is strong. You should poach from, or take a follower from, a divinity who is weaker."
"Like who? C'mon, tell me. I'm rearing to go."
"There's the faded goddess Akka. She's the mother of gods. Her human counterpart runs declining businesses in beauty products."
"How does that information help? I don't have much in the way of assets to buy controlling shares or anything."
"Of course there are rumors that her cosmetic companies test on animals..."
"Plus, she's like the equivalent of Zeus's wife, right? Ha, so it's kind of like she married into money. Alright, let's go doctor some bunny videos!"
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