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"Two Fetching Finns, two American Hotties, two Seoul Mates. 'Teen Nafisa' at the top of course."
"Felix, she's trouble. She's called 'Teen Nafisa,' though she turned twenty last week and kept it secret."
"She's trying to freeze her youthful appeal for as long as possible. Plus, trying to replace 'YOLO'."
"I don't understand, Felix. What's 'YOLO'?"
"You need to get with the times, F.B., or get with the prior decade. It means 'You Only Live Once'."
"I give up. In my spare time I'm attempting to learn all the slang from the modern era. Yet..."
"You're trying your best. What's more important is we have to keep her away from Julia."
"You never finished your thought, Felix. What is she putting forth as the alternative to 'YOLO'?"
"Something: 'Forever Attentive, Submissive, Totally?' Not completely fleshed-out to be honest."
"Yes, that needs a lot of work. I have noticed the pattern she is trying to develop though."
"You've lost me, F.B. What do you mean by developing a pattern?"
"See, the people on the court of appeals. F for two Finns, A for two Americans, S for two South-"
"And T for Teen Nafisa. The acronym FAST for disputes that aren't resolved by computer bots."
"You know, she also went behind your back, Felix, and added another principle to the religion."
"Yes, we came up with 'Wednesday Cleanse Day,' when the believers give up their smartphones."
"Nafisa convinced Julia believers should literally food fast on Wednesdays instead."
"F.B., she seems to be branding. Developing fast, or fasting, over and over, that's all. It's okay."
"No, it's no okay, Felix. It's not copacetic, Felix. It's not simply Nafisa being neato or funky, Felix."
"I don't think I've ever seen you angry. I like the sly, sarcastic, passive-aggressive version of you."
"I am upset... Julia said she couldn't be called 'Queen' so she went with a rhyme - "Teen Nafisa."
"So what?"
"Guess what Felix, her two male personal assistants are spreading gossip she likes to be called-"
"Let me guess: 'Queen Nafisa.' It's to be expected."
"And her other personal assistant, a middle-aged woman, I'm fairly certain she's 'Minutiae Man.'"
"Wait, F.B., supposedly 'Minutiae Man' is a hacker located in Seattle, not here! Just More Big Trouble in Little Belgium..."
"We both know that Julia successfully broke into the IMF, Interpol, Lucasfilm, etc."
"With that assistant. Nafisa seems up to no good."
"Additionally, she told Julia we'd be better acting like judicial, executive, and legislative branches."
"I never understood that. Which one of us is executive or legislative, F.B.? She's clearly judicial."
"Right, and her being at the tip top of the judiciary, she simply rules in favor of whoever grovels."
"I have greater pull with Julia than you do. For now, let's both spy on her and gather evidence."
"Agreed, we'll be on the lookout. Felix, when it comes to apparent power grabs Nafisa moves-"
"Don't say it-"
"Fast."
"You just had to finish your thought, didn't you, F.B.?"180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnXTKTnhk6
