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Journal Entry - Once we returned from the bunker where my goddess Julia practiced her new powers, we were met by her sex partner, Felix, the Belgian TV host. He'd been let into our hotel room somehow. I left for the hotel's breakfast area since I knew that's what Julia would want me to do. With my psychic connection to her, I was a witness to their exchange.
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Felix said: "Julia, I had the most wonderful dream last night. A woman dressed in pure white proclaimed that my destiny- "
"Stop," Julia said in return. "You don't have to go any further."
"Yet, I want to continue. The woman in white wanted me to know that-"
"I had the same exact dream while we were traveling back to our hotel here, in Bruges."
"If you had the same dream, does that mean it is true? How can I know you had the same one?"
"Oh well, that female figure in the dream was a projection of the goddess Freya."
"She said that. So, I've had ideas about how we can alter your spiritual belief system."
"Fine, then, in return, Felix, I'll tell you what our dreams meant."
"It is a 'Three D's' format. It's a combination of massage therapy and talk therapy."
"I'm liking how this sounds, Felix."
"First phase is 'Darkness.' The subject lays face down on a massage table for a back massage."
"That's it?"
"No, the subject would engage in scream therapy, and so on."
"I want more than 'and so on.'"
"Think of this as more of a Beta roll out. A theology version 1.0."
"Fine, you don't have to stop."
"The second is 'Dominion.' The subject sits in a chair. Gets hand and neck massages."
"Interesting."
"They would be counseled in matters like assertiveness training."
"What's the final phase?"
"Divinity. Here, they stand with a footrest during therapy for reflexology and leg massages."
"Sounds even better, I must admit. What's the talky-talky part?"
"At this point, I'm thinking lessons in self-actualization."
"Stop, I'd like to say I'm tempted because- "
"Tempted?"
"Felix, you represent temptation. You're my 'bad boy.' Little devil on one shoulder."
"What?"
"That other guy you've seen hanging around is my shoulder-angel. He's my conscience."
"What?!"
"Oh, Felix, my gorgeous life-support-system-for-a-six-pack, you're mine, forever and ever."
"WHAT?!"
"Freya, the Scandinavian goddess, revealed that I get to have my very own love triangle."
"Now I recall Freya saying in my dream that I can't be intimate with other people anymore."
"After becoming divine I'd only had relations with First Bound. So, Felix, you're designated 'First Choice,' because you're the first human I've had sex with since then."
"I don't like how that sounds. What's it mean?"
"First, it means you two have to help me prepare for the upcoming 'Battle of the Lesser Divinities.'"
"Well, at least whatever that battle is, it sounds cool."
"Listen, I have a feeling it won't be. It's time for my full body massage phase. Enough talk."
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