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2018 Journal Entry - Yesterday, Julia, Werewolf Goddess, for the first time began to comprehend her two special abilities. Her religion is represented by two, separate, but equally important entities.
Here is their story:
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"For so long I've been like Marilyn Monroe. Today, I’m like Marilyn Manson."
"Believe it or not, I know who you are referring to, because I've been studying pop- "
"Yes, for six years you've been on Wikipedia, but you're lame when it comes to slang."
"Lame, Julia?"
"It's okay. Two decades of not being able to walk properly, so I can be a bit insensitive."
"Regardless... Marilyn Monroe?"
"She said 'Men go to bed with Lorelei Lee, and they wake up with me' - Marilyn Monroe."
"Rita Hayworth said 'Men go to bed with Gilda, but they wake up with me.'"
"No, her 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes' character. Men had to wake up to boring ol' Marilyn."
"As First Bound, I have to agree. Rita likely plagiarized. Who would want to wake up to Marilyn?"
"Right, let's move on. As you undoubtedly figured out, I slept with that Belgian television VJ."
"Remember, I have a psychic connection."
"Well, my point is, he probably thought he was sleeping with a goddess, like Lorelei Lee..."
"Don’t -"
"After six years of only sleeping with you, First Bound, I may have become a selfish lover."
"I couldn't possibly comment."
"Okay, good, so I must be better than I thought."
"Slash. Tomorrow is a brand-new day."
"You know I don't like when you use that saying."
"Our vacation is over. You saw this crowd of adoring young people. Although, not true believers."
"That may change. Maybe if I create an Instagram account."
"I'd like to advocate again for more training on your special abilities."
"Sounds boring. I like getting stronger and smarter based on believers and followers."
"This involves your special abilities of object animation and pyrokinesis."
"Pyro what? You mean I can start fires with my mind? Why didn't you tell me?"
"Do you recall I scheduled a notice for when I'd mention this so as to not unduly irritate you?"
"Yes. How many times did you start to tell me and I didn't let you go further?"
"78."
"What?!"
"Every four weeks for six years, Julia. I have the dates in my journal."
"Personality-wise, you’re changing right before me. Are you trying to be a smart-ass, F.B.?"
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
"I'm going to let that slide, First Bound."
"Of course. Julia, let's relax, meditate, sleep, and start our training tomorrow."
"No, right now!"
"It's near dusk. Instead, we can watch a 'Friends' knock-off in Flemish. It's rumored to be funny."
"No, find me a place to train."
"There’s a WWII bunker 100 kilometers away, but it’s raining."
"Four of you can carry me in my litter. If you run, we’ll get there by midnight."
"Your wisdom knows no bounds."
“Easy there, bub.”
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