《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw05NV8sUz

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRSm2ju5lh
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「答對囉！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtYAuoimuh
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ztDjPMao
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSR7Gg5Yvs
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「咦咦咦！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXiOEzD9sF
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xlcr9NUGO
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uvk12zC0m
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「要開始囉！一號！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL173U91anp
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是三岐。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvOlwvN16K
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BAYafBVWO
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEPnhrTBI8
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYT3ACAtlg
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後面追著兩個人。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt1HyC8xgS
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5476RQdSK
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLtwCRSDdM
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0md3Pvhm7
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我加快腳步。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdXJ7jVbio
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJzaZMF2k3
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp65qC55gm
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUFXzhOmbr
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gT3jMcPo2
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83nMk8dQWD
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY59zohDgJ
我開始默默祈禱。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorUaCjiyQy
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys51YK81Ou
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uo64WTPdT
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三岐走下台。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42IzNuvCsm
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRX8n5OhA8
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW5VCG8Ltr
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYJFsYdVdp
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIrwriSXCw
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtayV1I0qP
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5DTwGhUFk
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsLPsqna0G
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiaonBOkNu
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「五十。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKAEkQIR3g
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaYVVHWzQs
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMWH78kGUB
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEIqG8b54b
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRABY6TRqX
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjNoZxpcd0
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「因為這是背景設定。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoUwlVdsmU
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxDoxhj8Eo
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2O793UWkT
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「再縮短一點。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxP1FZTExg
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPrrGYSh8W
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「再短一點。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgsridjThu
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYPjWdp1xP
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6SnBhUFuH
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYOmdMtVvn
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「世債哈樓。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIM1FZp4m7
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqOuJRs0TK
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlSbwI6nFH
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vHwg3Wkn6
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「請把酒放回桌上。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4xmG7stNx
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB6Fus7Klz
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBBBIb8sn8
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI0zKYzzIX
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8dK04m56a
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3rI9YYSya
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSY8KmzUnFI
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvuSKfdLx2
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zL7I77di1
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZTnLM78YX
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSLAvgunOs
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdWHW0X2GA
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「貓公爵是什麼？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3aYUO4bfa
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1D2cKKwRF
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9infHBbPM8
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN11qY28Xuk
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeii1Bul6tT
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcIz4l9O0Y
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlZrd40vGm
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「三等於八。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMpJiaSoKQ
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUIZGLNl4s
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyJy2doCK1
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrbH6aJvEy
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOmliU3MI2
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMuOTYY4oB
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpNn8lrnTq
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你們這群小王八蛋。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi1aMQhYI3
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF0VNpAq2a
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy5U9YTPF4
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2TLniuDH2
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8k2ppXxox
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2gqzpZibo
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGkmjleazK
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvnCgjhSiF
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObtB6FbJuP
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoawKuzSBDf
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJxLxIwFMP
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0TglK1jFK
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOzSzPGooH
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGes8QMdaK
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmUvoqSH2M
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NLzAqIWW6
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwemI4MwWb
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy7ropoxfk
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3kNnnCQqr
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「廢話！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYotqYiCi23
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3BOS3WGb5
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IWPWyZ0uo
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jauhZpjzS
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSrKvOg9CH
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSfeUFSQvt
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHLfWtFSce
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「三等於八等於五十。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML6Hlv1yLd
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiKKvqk7gO
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOBO52yZ0F
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTzBF44qOr
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY3TJ5HsiP
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjqs52kzZQ
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDj4OO6ead
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWoRRSyWTy
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBApvA2hdK
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ0WSBCgEo
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEphjchCjm4
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeHV2kFSm4
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIV7ExIRcW
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU4LA31DGb
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06hKkb8nmz
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWioEJ3Xgqy
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGps6NGjXD
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAp38WGXCX
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzGCogxpye
這時，小女孩───」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNv3iT64CY
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbyuInN6y2
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV1YIPn2Tt
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn2JAICkfd
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbRlF2GNeS
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbSZVL7MaM
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「完美結尾！？」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN4hypVSc4
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bmeMzmFhj

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE1AoinaDB
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpHHVvGP9G
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難得沒有事件發生。212Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMCk1mQzei
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柳困依然單身。

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