我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwoNou7DPh
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  但是如果硬要說的話，觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlK0TFP4rx
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  因為這個原因，所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDyUQcovvi
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  現在是早上八點十分，我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmipd2fzIY
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  在馬路旁，我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiCr03TowE
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  我把車子停靠在路邊，一位少女打開車門，邊喊著「小夫～我要進來囉～」邊坐了進來。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfdtOHgU6N
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「早安啊司機叔叔～」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQDU4ifNYK
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西！話說妳給我住手啊！！那個…司機先生，不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」

  她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住，然後對我道歉。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGPRhLShxt
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「沒關係沒關係！」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉，這就是青春嗎…？291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDmqhoSH14
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCTpnKEa3m
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「沒問題！」我回答，「你們是要去看展覽是吧！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb8ETqyQm1
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「不，」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答，「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到，才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqyGMVhax7
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「好的，你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypEdTzpbR0
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSX3q6ctA7
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「要喝嗎？」才剛上路，少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwwDGuPXVY
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「他怎麼可能會喝！司機還要開車呢！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoir7lbINND
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「這個又不會醉！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnZ9nC2Scx
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「不會醉嗎？幾趴？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuPnC4N1zL
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「九十六。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazCU1lsftP
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「九十六趴最好不會醉！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi49RU0HzC8
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmjtjsTVmf
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mN1nGazCJ
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKvXuRYqhI
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「這是幾？」少女比出一根手指。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsXSGZawlM
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「一。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlWdGthjJQ
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y71s18xt1
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「現在是怪我囉！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO56C1MDVDY
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbwIRfs4rb
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道！妳的意識才不清楚咧！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS71ygkU5Q
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水？」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXO2piFVcs
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「鬼才需要！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtttwiY64Pa
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「你們是學生嗎？」我好奇地問，一邊經過一個紅綠燈。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7EQxIjSrw
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「不是，剛剛說過了，我是異世界來的勇──」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHOSqtkU1K
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「好的先生，該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlSt38dxIW
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxuQd7D3eu
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU0wuIEwLY
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDGiIwZIPg
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bDkAo5uHU
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「讓他清醒啊？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvlRZmgWKv
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎！？」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶，搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAbcgVNxSn
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「不！！！！！約翰醬！！！！！！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWkIB1KB0W
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIszAr7TBO
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbNJx8mxn5
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ2UY07hmX
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlEYK5po8F
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面！！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqujyZr4Te
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「Je suis très triste.」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6feMjZXMs
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「這一段又是什麼鬼！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK2vx4Vz3A
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「法文。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZfFuWt5VL
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「妳為什麼會說法文！？這又是什麼意思？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwndrvsiuLJ
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「我很難過。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp79VLgqgkC
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwR0SaWQs6
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒，就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FT2c79DUq
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「他是根本無法表達吧！連意識都消失了啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5M5WDDQFY
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28ywtfsmqz
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「並沒有！他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKgCE9et9d
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B0tCTCtS1
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGnKtGMGNC
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzdneB6GLr
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「……不行，她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi4ziL2apa
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「我有一個方法。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgWwdXJDVT
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「什麼方法？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQTqegImSX
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KoX2GGGlf
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「給我把打火機收起來啊！你是想把整台車炸掉吧！我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊！司機先生，拜託你了，現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊！！！」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyf4YP8hiE
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「可是展覽會場有賣Ｏ醬的人形抱枕喔。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUXxPdLb59
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「…真是沒辦法啊，你們成功說服我了，我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWq4IZADV8
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivbIwM7Qnt
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「Ｏ醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyccSmTmnAG
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERyfSOrU7r
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「那個，班長，我剛剛是開玩笑的，請放過我，我還要為Ｏ醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8syvFQ5iM9
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「所以說到底還是為了Ｏ醬嗎！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ5xFrQWky
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「當然。我總是以Ｏ醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYL87Xpdno6
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「你在開玩笑嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptmPlqBQzy
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分，但是我從不拿我與Ｏ醬的未來開玩笑。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QLqCJ4fUo
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPfdV5Mayn
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「司機大叔，你抽菸嗎？」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz37b366udb
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「還蠻常抽的呢，」我回答，「心情好的時候抽，心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣，是不可或缺的存在。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iHmuDdV64
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuCWCkV4ol
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧！你真的想燒了這台車嗎！！」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DqKHFUqfm
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXBumThQaY
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎！！！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmUbGXlgUf
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfHB7294We
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「妳等等別看展覽了，給我直接去勒戒所！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HRxWeg5YS
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxM0m4jwpl
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CduV0308g
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「雖然這麼說，但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心，都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMspTF6Mmk
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「為什麼啊？你是不是對他們做了什麼？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ892tpxPeVy
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ5diWHNL8
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZqyRyeLsi
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「同學們，我們快到目的地了喔！」我轉彎，打了方向燈，順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們，「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFkvWJDY2j
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpOvwKBTi8
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧！！」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽，接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部，「喂喂！醒來啊！你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixxxq2lGrp
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「他就在偷懶咩。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufd8AmT6Xy
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvDGeGYRUi
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eqrGXhw2Q
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWzxgQpDwp
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順，偶爾也要有點挑戰。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sgph0aYS1
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pDSaMo8Z4
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「班長！我知道了！」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說，「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候，就會產生危機感，就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylmNa3CKbb
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「你是在哪聽到的？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6vWCrImHy
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「『Ｏ醬的大冒險』。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip6EB4V0XG
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「……我先不吐槽這點，先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsl19De8fk
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「製造假車禍。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriHR4jhq2w
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「車又不是你在開！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsTSxlmwu0
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「相信我，我可以的。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BdgKl2c51
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「你不是說過會為Ｏ醬的未來著想嗎！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkLdrwf7iV
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGrTtYTcRt
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「不！可！以！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnMkOaCslC
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「啊，我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HoeyE1cRS
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhdLhu2lfK
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「不是每個人都有嗎？你們沒帶喔？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKRtyn7BTv
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「誰會帶啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvj3rMxFxJ
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃，「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的，說不定他就會醒來了！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6XFYm2tem
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「啊！」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來，我急急忙忙踩了煞車，差一點就撞到他了，真的好險。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsuPyASUf2
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時，少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVrqGMmkgt
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    一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHENMwlWj71
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「抱歉，頭髮我等等清就好，你們先繼續聊。」我說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoPmNhWthd
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼，困惑地看了看四周，接著想起自己還在計程車上。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nt37brXAP
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    後座的少年們全部盯著少女，前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠，還不知道發生了什麼事。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe66V2jH51
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「……往好處想，他真的醒了咩。」少女說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB8pQZNMWS
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「你們剛剛在說什麼？」前座的少年想看後照鏡，但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclOyE63z40
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1O4hQuCiQ
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「為什麼？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE16sER7sqX
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔，呃，你的頭髮變長的時間？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA15RugvQT6
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「嗯？是邊緣獸嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6lmZgEHEV
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    班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslXFJADjug
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「「對。」」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaz3c2hSHz
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「你們太過分了吧！？」被看的少年抗議。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNaInBTAas
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。

「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46vN6xvrVs
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyKKqEz6la
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DmUCSuRJT
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「跑到哪？」前座的少年驚訝道，拼命想掙脫班長的手，但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK6XqwlgMF
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「我的包包裡面。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlzw8tjFJJ
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMMwzORQyN
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeitOhf6E3z
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶，熟練的搖下車窗，往外丟。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEdeB0eYke
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「我的噴射火焰．本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nI04sBUMt
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIDjs5F9qm
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    然後班長突然發現，自己的手，在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoklUyYcMqt
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    地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa0r5tv7z6
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    在他開口之前，少女率先開始了動作。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2nMtbQSPA
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」她開始狂巴少年的臉。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCotqvqFLQs
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「撐住！地中海先生！頭髮會長回來的！」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSewtd4Lt6
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「你閉嘴啦！」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉  ，「上啊瘋狗！不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBOrsWzYXc
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「欸，問你一個問題喔，」少女馬上接口，「小明身上有一百塊，牛肉一盒八十塊，請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt39kKZ321
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「幹的好！這個問題完全沒有邏輯！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv49k1SrFY9
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rrTK5SMXM
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZgk8jHqkE
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZyyanhj04
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「還是不行！必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行！」邊緣少年說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEhsQ1FPUy
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXa8fYxjXhM
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊！我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wu3Dczot5
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「嘖。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8mXpoLpy9
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「…等等，你該不會真的想這樣做吧？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHHpAMaepY
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「方方子，我的助聽器在哪裡？」地中海少年突然開口。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ3eB3Yx2X
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「方方子是誰啦！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91ZcSLqPya
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「方方子，我的假牙在哪裡？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV1ATqQoVW
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPrNZaFjwd
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「方方子，我住在美國的兒子還好嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb10aB2WRp9
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI2zCzHKPZ
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Z84gW3DG
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofHBPhZ7WM
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「方方子，那我的老伴還好嗎？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JFuQI3Nrv
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「與老太太分居了嗎！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY3jgKs2Vs
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「對了，方方子，妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6a8Q7Whwe
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「這又是什麼超展開！？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvf0jGZtdY
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「快到目的地了，得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行！」邊緣少年說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnelI5DrTbX
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口，「用我的假髮如何？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAX7rYnLPQ
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「咦咦？大叔你有戴假髮嗎？」少女問道。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWpK9xfjRo
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「有時候會戴，不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pt5smlYjI
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「這樣不太好吧…？」班長說道，「再怎麼說那也是──」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hLWvZtNes
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「沒關係啦！」我豪爽地笑道，「我老了，有些東西已經用不到了，讓給有需要的人有什麼不好？」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClDe7eBliu
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5dkfYG3Yn
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「真的沒關係！」我在他們的目的地停下計程車，接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找，挖出一頂假髮，然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTr8LGPdUX
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了？今天不是要上學嗎？我怎麼在計程車上？」地中海少年恢復原狀。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RqWZrvJPP
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUjUnZMoof
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC3wTyruUP
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「司機先生，真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝，接著他們一行人付了錢，下車朝展覽的入口前進。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigjMdzKrfb
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    我搖下車窗，拿起胸前口袋的那包菸，點了一根。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarAeaXizxq
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    我吸了一口菸，然後緩緩吐氣，看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升，接著被風吹散。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrpCRH3C8G
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「這就是青春嗎？真是懷念啊……」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTD0EbiH21
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「啊啊…今天有Ｏ醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiKAFt5H7M
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「沒辦法啊，誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstuSOcDS0x
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「好想買一個Ｏ醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigmtkpfAqf
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsin3Bb4jSZ
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「我改天燒給你好了。」簡澄抄完筆記抬頭說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrc6TMWHq7
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「你要燒的話直接買給我不是更好！！」291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3ylsNyFMY
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「閉嘴啦你們！我聽不到老師說什麼了！」我用桌上的水壺敲三岐的頭。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9XF8Ftz94
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當日結果：291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0eNvU814C
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    去參加展覽的並不是柳困等人，他們還在教室中努力(？)的學習。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYCprztya3
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    在計程車行駛的路段被路人目擊到名酒飛出計程車外的畫面，因而開始流傳「酒神的計程車」的傳說。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPuG6jBtIL
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     邊緣少年在瘋狗少女的幫助下幸運地搶到了限量三百個的Ｏ醬抱枕。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVITxwZGpM0
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    地中海少年的假髮在回家後不知道塞到哪裡去了。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABbqxfnwrZ
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    在本篇沒出場多久的柳困今日依然單身。291Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNyqVTo7zO