同學們面面相覷。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom7rZJiuZW
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「那個……您是不是走錯教室了呢？」身為班長的我起身詢問。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHyONDgWrX
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「啊，你們的數學老師請假，所以今天是我代課喔。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRvR8geiSR
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「咦咦？沒用的老東西請假？」賴妍驚訝的問。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPr0Yv8SqI
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「請不要叫數學老師沒用的老東西。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdTieKWU9X
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「那改成老不羞好了。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uccbXDMlW
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「更糟糕了啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca8eW8mGED
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「咳，總之，」代課老師乾咳一聲打斷我們的對話，「請各位打開課本第……為什麼桌上有酒瓶？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckwgcpZSGo
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「因為上一節是化學課。」正在製作燃燒瓶的簡澄說。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ76J4RYSJ
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「那你桌上正在燒的酒精燈是怎樣？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4G388l4mW
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「老師，它正在暖身。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxCE1BJMPr
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「它是要暖什麼身啊！給我拿回去實驗室放好！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxg8Knb05w
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「我要去！」賴妍自告奮勇的起身。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5VSmImJ2w
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「給我坐下，妳不值得信賴。」我不耐煩的說。「三岐，你去放。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjNNbDZ6Nf
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「那我改姓三岐。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWGihyDU0K
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「才不是這個意思！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAfz3gSZVl
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「而且為什麼是三岐！」剛剛還趴著的三岐抗議。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxSrFaaTQF
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「少囉唆！快點給我去放！」我用課本敲三岐的頭，「別跟著搗亂上課秩序好嗎？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vq1WcOgNo
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「汝等下級生物，竟敢命令本元帥，看我痛啊啊啊啊啊啊！」三岐的話還沒說完就被我再次用力敲頭，不過這次用的是不鏽鋼水壺。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeITFgCM2G
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「元帥好弱。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU3xIWigUJ
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「你根本是想殺了我吧！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0ji1OwBEy
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「同學們！請安靜！」代課老師看起來有些惱火。「全部給我翻開課本！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ372QhLzVUK
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「老師。」賴妍突然嚴肅的開口，「你覺得數學的意義到底是什麼？數學又是為何而存在？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9cC4Q18cp
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「數學是為何而存在…………？」老師陷入沉思。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5PIIkN7ws
  除了賴妍之外的同學們臉色一沉。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ujHJe5Zfs
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「老師！別中計啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpUH0M5MLK
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「這傢伙的腦子才不會思考這種深奧的東西呢！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p7L1ILfTP
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「她只是單純不想上數學課而已啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIN1QuM3jM
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    不過老師抬起手制止了那些警告他的同學。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbLzD8bXcV
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「我認為……」在思考片刻之後，老師開口，

「數學是使生活變得更方便的工具。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq06QIJspC
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「真的是這樣嗎？」賴妍問。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjxagn1ayR
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「古埃及人與巴比倫人靠著幾何學的幫助，建造出了許多壯觀的建築物！牛頓發明的微積分也間接造福了許多人類！」老師越說越激動，「所以我才會選擇就讀數學系，成為數學老師！數學對我來說就是世界的真理！就是絕對的信仰！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDMBBQenyq
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「那……如果我說，」賴妍緩緩開口，「我能反駁你的論點呢？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgBXVks9tL
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「什──」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBF2Fr1QZh
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「如果我能證明…………數學並不是世界的真理呢？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux9s9xfsqd
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「臭小鬼！妳明白妳在說什麼嗎！妳說的話是對神的褻瀆！」代課老師憤怒地吼道。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFT3hXH0Pc
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「那個，班長，」坐在我後面的男同學輕聲對我說，「這部不是日常番嗎？為什麼會出現戰鬥番的台詞？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IQHuvpTrU
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「我也很好奇啊！而且現在不是數學課嗎！」

  

  最重要的是，代課老師已經在不知不覺間步入了賴妍「不想上課」的節奏之中，這才是她被稱為瘋狗的最大原因。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauwMXgQeGN
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    真正恐怖的地方還在後頭。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlT7UwaCNi
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「老師……你知道數學的英文，Math的意義，其實是Mental Abuse To Humans，也就是人類精神虐待的意思喔？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmKcMW3ut8
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「那只是討厭數學的人提出的可悲巧合而已！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwuctJSV0l
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    賴妍歪頭。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDawuw1mMLX
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「如果數學是真理，為什麼有人會討厭祂呢？」她問道。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcbEOnqLJS
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「因為世界上總是有許多自以為是的人！他們只因為生活不如預期，就怪罪到神聖的信仰上面！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjJ5RijhJb
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「生活不如預期？你是指生活中的事發生無法用真理解釋的情況嗎？還是生活並沒有想像中的便利？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaunEyMi7n
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「世上所有的事情一定都有辦法用真理來說明！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEicLoLVo0l
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「真的嗎？」賴妍正色道，「那我舉個簡單的例子吧。您有看過商店中『買二送一』的活動嗎？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZKbgUD3d0
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「當然有。」代課老師不耐煩地回答。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHH9in2zLR
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「那麼一加一等於幾？這只是單純的數學問題，不是腦筋急轉彎喔。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHORc4EYVUX
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「一加一等於二。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMFREecEoL
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「啊咧？奇怪了？」賴妍故意用困惑的語氣說到，「我只付了兩個物品的價錢，為什麼我得到了三倍的利潤？好奇怪吶～」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfARgnrjZm8
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「……咦？」老師愣住了。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3whLCrVcI
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「這樣子算式就變成了『一加一等於三』而不是真理所說的二了呢。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjceiawFQe3
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「什…怎麼會……」代課老師開始感到恐慌。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpP9A0N2Uj
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「老師別中計啊！那只是一種行銷手法而已啊！」我大喊。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dILz58Tfw
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「我…但是、但是一加一應該……還是等於二啊…………？」代課老師緩緩抬頭，用困惑而渙散的眼神看著我，就像一位瀕臨崩潰的精神病患者。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAGuTFtydL
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    完蛋了。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1aLSRLR6R
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「我再舉一個例子吧。」賴妍再次開口。「剛剛說了一加一等於三，但是這也不是正確答案。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1EAmu6fV2
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「您應該也知道結婚是什麼吧？就是長期的一對一賣春契約。」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vdkr19Gqy
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「才不是這樣！」我吐槽。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86TdqjV0AG
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「好奇怪吶。住在我家隔壁的王叔叔明明結婚了，為什麼最近兩個月，在王阿姨不在的週五晚上，還會出現另外六個女人陪他過夜呢？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONbo7yKwzd
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「這種事情你應該早點去跟王阿姨說才對吧！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxiXg4NIDw
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「咦咦，」賴妍不理我，「一加一不是等於三嗎？為什麼同時又等於八呢？」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHEF87uJ3E
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師抱住頭，驚慌失措地尖叫。「為什麼真理要遺棄我啊啊啊啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakS0p2Laah
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「沒錯，就是因為人們被你所說的真理拋棄，才會轉而討厭，甚至憎恨數學。對他們來說，數學不只不是世界上的真理，更不是讓生活變得更方便的工具！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcVYdFU6qN
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    賴妍深呼吸，補上了最後一擊：「對他們來說，數學只是讓生活更不方便的枷鎖！只是阻礙人類發展的、根本沒有存在必要的、無用垃圾而已啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqTr1RPLQH
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeWQr1NCW0
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    老師緩緩蹲下，雙手抱住膝蓋，露出自己長久以來深信的事情在一夕之間被摧毀的表情。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3SuD47bCw
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  這時，去化學教室放酒精燈的三岐回來了。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqlYlYNHxK

    老師彷彿看見了希望一般，朝著三岐跑過去，抓住了他的肩膀，用力地前後搖動。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaAZBCQXZT
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「同學！一加一等於多少！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1imxt0P7Wd
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「咦？」在狀況外的三岐很錯愕。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3xSGoftuX
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    賴妍露出了勝利的微笑，坐回位子上，舒服的翹起二郎腿，抓著桌上的白蘭地仰頭灌了一大口。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm4VQBpjZP
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「到底等於多少啊啊啊啊啊！！！」代課老師瘋狂地大喊。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTrO0YgBz7
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「等、等於五十……」一天到晚吃麥O勞的三岐結結巴巴的回答。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSzouEphBe
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「三等於八、八等於五十……等式應該不成立才…三又等於五十……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！」代課老師崩潰了，尖叫著衝出了教室。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zFyNIk40x
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    全班盯著三岐。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oCBAYAuJP
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「欸？我做錯什麼了嗎？」三岐很錯愕。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6YL9E3OnH
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    賴妍抬頭看了一眼教室牆上的時鐘。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTHWrvdhEX
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「呦喜！多賺到了半小時下課時間。」她握拳。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggBjA6RmYg
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「呦喜妳個大頭！他被你弄壞了啦！」我慌張地大喊，「全班快點出去幫忙找代課老師啊！」188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbL4i9V7QM
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當日結果：188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsRn5qxG4u
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    在數學科辦公室全體數學老師的幫忙下，於放學前在校舍頂樓的花圃角落發現了喃喃自語著「三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十我被神拋棄了嗚嗚嗚我要成為一棵用費波納契數列整齊排列的植物三等於八等於五十三等於八等於五十…」的代課老師，並送到附近醫院的精神科治療。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUjBoN3vf2
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    賴妍被記了一支大過（目前總共七支）。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3juBLL0sF
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    柳困依然單身。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS8M805Dge