《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswNDpsFuNE

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFLuOqhScY
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「答對囉！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXViAnb3ANG
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pMmAvDrri
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WF3nJWTvT
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「咦咦咦！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQtunZxEIa
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUx2zfGL05Y
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFPSC2cSDK
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「要開始囉！一號！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUBWmh6rPG
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是三岐。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt1uUFzjmg
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVSqnRauhl
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJh9wzlJsi
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnAxRrYQFy
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後面追著兩個人。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs2PHLctZX
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn5vOnXdow
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp5NLjEFS8
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtpCA5fMGL
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我加快腳步。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BXA7GeUV9
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZg1WPoqyU
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nfXlGBwLr
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYtsi6XsrI
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKsBfDkAg3
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYUUOTGzgf
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KOh73QSuF
我開始默默祈禱。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMWhAbwW7q
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5nXeOLBIP
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk52WJ6mDHr
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三岐走下台。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFVf74B0D2
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmKnhKjvqX
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqSppBzSKG
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK46SgcAzy
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyux0qKHDs
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCjEPjJXEn
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph95euEbXc
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMp71PF6H5
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zhPx5Itfc
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「五十。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9FQ5WvBOK
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauPBWaH0hT
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y9OlgBRNb
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfxDBT3n0B
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAOmpklTc4
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDZongpZCL
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「因為這是背景設定。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla5YDmWaX9
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1RygxhXck
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTZnspmmIj
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「再縮短一點。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2KGWF4WYM
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQdJO6hwEm
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「再短一點。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68ZhMuX8Ru
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTPIILqGtE
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxdLb9TXwA
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMwdviNhrR
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「世債哈樓。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaY7bxN7eL
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u1m6jidNN
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSkBSKg49M
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh7W8hLsfu
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「請把酒放回桌上。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZsksPjh3O
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSKukClTYx
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36oCqvYJU9
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzzjy6ozoX
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqoomC56Dv
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOedQedBKNg
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsmqlvFkID
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71wPrfBdut
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1Ycrne9Qm
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjj0zsdmQS
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyogKGv732
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps86z23uZJ
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「貓公爵是什麼？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMlCSLdrej
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tvoPGAbqf
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VI5IxuXw7
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0EHZoXV22
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW6mtMOSjI
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCzsrHP9DE
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dqrsGL0at
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「三等於八。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea98b10CVU
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZKPKdqqru
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc45NKj0oza
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7rIt6Fc4m
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUncAiQxDM
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvWHPtAYCO
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNCPUnjbvn
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你們這群小王八蛋。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2gJtJcaU7
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mPPSKF6p7
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4z8yIpaPo
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mGoDL4rsW
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0uOm3MTfZ
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJqYNpShJU
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEJul7Tpxp
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kOf5O8f0W
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgPFpyRt0m
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfCV6aNUWT
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z79t7i3qQ
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjXKd1hxe0
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xiYoiyC5O
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSwFTvfBWF
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfljTyWEurN
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY17d0ogoMT
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「上台吧，快下課了。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDCPY78mUv
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLkGr9ools
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzhGjxaGOO
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckh1R5KcTd
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LT9kNEbKn
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixVvwrPVF2
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUPtWtfRhm
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnAKhrd6iw
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWetHyv9MZ
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCycjT6hOY
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILPvHRGDfp
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnfuGue1Sl
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6CaV7qG9a
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn1dhMzJEL
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「廢話！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIh1pC6lXWw
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9evKxnj4YD
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABmCPDK9jE
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhwEgXFvnf
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqq2bg4Bhr
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi78BAl8R9
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32HsLLs4Nf
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「三等於八等於五十。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegCM1V4WHA
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZRwfPhMux
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gP8EnQ5kc
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HfeSQuVWt
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJsHVxR3vc
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2pG9ilwe9
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNV686pRvV
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaWEF3l2XT
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFBlevWkvl
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFw5S8600l
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXEnhykwjJ
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw3gqAWoxl
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU76OiVtep
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWugMd0pYZ
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOuFKX8hHu
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE2VxxCJIR
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBebKLbdbg
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hNRBgy4mh
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Wv7VGo4D
這時，小女孩───」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLx8hDY338
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl9bCqJ1wS
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXpwU5PBxR
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCMHQzcinu
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ9aOQd38M
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cPsGrRslj
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「完美結尾！？」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC36hIU1aY
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4IxJIwTCS

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7zYUL3ozT
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zIPS1C9XN
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當日結果：211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClQJjCUJwB
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難得沒有事件發生。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76waOxjvZw
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柳困依然單身。

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