《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDoFVRi8yK

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq28B3fhxW5
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「答對囉！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPicw6XAcYN
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5CnL8A2Wu
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm02VvMC9T
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「咦咦咦！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfSF3ntOTO
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0FQg2ZpQD
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JHr19l2wB
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「要開始囉！一號！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6wLUeBpTl
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是三岐。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRgWRuntuW
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9wubTZCLS
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqizs8DlHiX
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwahFzBr2V
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後面追著兩個人。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM9h4CeXDf
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufcbOw5XNn
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsMruWTGDA
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn9OpR9UQk
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我加快腳步。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuFbqNoa04
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesR2TIbdAp
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FKIwNrIYh
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IdTU78iFt
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2aJAPYdQq
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSXdvDxJ0g
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48FEJB31uw
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePEvanEsbT
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYWWWRYY0n
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三岐走下台。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEYo6u0LyP
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjPqihVGM1
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxbLpuBmNM
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDT1GO3FKv
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XqibOZ0I5
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjUufP5SRR
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPcSSOJ3Ub
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q8RvSOjmd
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mGMwgpjuJ
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「五十。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7jGJPbnKz
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClapMl8Bw2
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZTYrxVxV5
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK08ZqU2aL
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch2gQ7LWZh
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnPucG9CUm
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「因為這是背景設定。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lCDg0etKb
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOPyhSdLTD
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxImEakdWx
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「再縮短一點。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyUoeQRNNi
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyC75hxcVw
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「再短一點。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NPbKLg2A8
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn5tVtEMmk
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljSqjCCHxz
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRN2sOsxkg
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「世債哈樓。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5CAfjINEX
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPBLR1WD0B
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rvlPLswOB
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgSzifmltF
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「請把酒放回桌上。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqn4YI6Hsc
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh6f2g2f1O
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyF8slGJv5
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjMdKsjk2e
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIJgFHrdky
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqojTl9DcoP
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjMUHuWDNk
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWHA1XEh3a
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsbA4DwNxA
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqzZwXCHW5
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jCbygRToB
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTlYpPFhJy
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「貓公爵是什麼？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYrjD7XCNw
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuYXlIDxlU
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp5ZWCNEv6
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDyA7i90JR
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmbM3gG0J7
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNi55XQv6H
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9QMajDoaU
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「三等於八。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeRorSUrrk
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YZLxvxh9s
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndHgjSla9Z
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlHkrerBtC
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS9Ks5Pqgo
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk6CD3ttjE
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKTooliknA
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你們這群小王八蛋。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXESEkQBwGk
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4T8g2inqC
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiSqXkvbAK
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYIqnkJ1vI
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IDwVAEt6I
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQXb5hY0np
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ThRsJZ7z
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxhZIqvwLT
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwgkeit1xy
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfZm2ScyOx
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFChMxUZZiQ
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzydYhD9iLm
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9nRWiwKJi
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1ZwjBdotR
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy2USQqGkR
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrw8hFQ860
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43cfdJf8aF
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG42yi6DiaJ
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiFMne60gv
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSwKuKwxFn
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DIqBBC9Gb
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5D0uhSsgY
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjFbw6gaRM
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「廢話！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVBIDaL65P
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqAfsB2s0G
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwvgdWa4ou
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGJKwDF4Nf
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRg3ru19oQ
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE5asoffzk
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsacjtdLQN1
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「三等於八等於五十。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgv4WbK44V
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAq7sKJ4pH
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMBo9i3boE
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYRA8kkw76
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj3eJNzKtK
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZxzhnOuxe
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq3X48Q82C
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc3tHbmGE5
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSihvFwDBpb
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfdv4ZvODk
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfybzCxyuLK
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF4raSovEH
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmAKhPGsIo
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d891umqnj
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06z7HGfKG0
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxtAtrENgB
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcCvPeqY5m
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakNLuXYyr1
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhnCqX8HGY
這時，小女孩───」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAxiVaFQeE
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUS5sWHfglS
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mEqqmwVtQ
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjgqPSo4ui
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAlaFKu7ox
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4ldQ6OXlA
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「完美結尾！？」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhMWf924B0
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZv7pakF3n

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57sg6yINOu
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwfAZsSizq
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當日結果：238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7XOU0edOR
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難得沒有事件發生。238Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8zw0fSOZj
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柳困依然單身。

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