"Come climb on aboard" says a person standing on a elevator in the middle of nowhere, "Let me show you my home!"
You climb into the elevator, when the door suddenly closes and you are lifted far into the sky, and you see in the distance this building that is somehow flying in the sky. As the elevator floats to the building, you see that this building if miles long and looks like it was carved out of the side of a mountain, with random pieces of dirt on the bottom falling to the ground.
The elevator comes up to a sort of landing pad, and you climb off expecting the winds to be strong since the building is so high, but only a soft breeze that smells of apples hit your face. The person leading you to wooden nearby, and you enter the largest room ever. The room had no traditional roof, it had a roof made of stain glass, and almost in the center is a stair case that looks like it was actually grown?! You stare in wonder as a small glass bulbs float around the large room as you breath in the smell of pine.
"Now it is nearly impossible to tour the entire house in one day, but I shall show you my favorite parts of the house" the person says.
You are handed a pamphlet and led through into a hall. As you walk through the hall, you look at the pamphlet:
- This house can house 5 million people
- The house was created before the Earth was
- The house was once a hotel that has had some of the most famous Aliens in the galaxy.
- This house has a cloaking device to prevent most humans from finding this building.
- There are 5 bathrooms
"Well first off we have the movie theater!" the person says as you look inside and see...a 10 mile theater?! "Oh don't worry" they continued, "We also have the largest pool on Earth on the roof too!"
An hour later you see the pool, it is pretty much an ocean. You see sea serpents swimming around the pool and other creatures beyond imagination, even a literal cat fish.
You walk through the house seeing different sites like an entire room full of mirror, a room full of a rainbow of plant life, the largest kitchen every, and finally the helicopter just sitting in the basement.
You later take the elevator down, though you will always remember this tour, no one will believe you no matter who you tell.
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