The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:235Please respect copyright.PENANAVBKUvVMQdC
I was the most loud unemployed around,235Please respect copyright.PENANAwtMcqUh8bo
He was the most popular song host.235Please respect copyright.PENANAYNZePF48kI
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He was my song subject,235Please respect copyright.PENANAO9avauqQ3i
My popular song subject,235Please respect copyright.PENANALaOtxL5YHB
My song host.235Please respect copyright.PENANAn25GDSOk3H
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We used to squirt so well together,235Please respect copyright.PENANAgsZiqFtPPg
Back then.235Please respect copyright.PENANAvygSPRTbJ4
We wanted to lay together, around the world,235Please respect copyright.PENANA1uIkeH2DAt
We wanted it all.235Please respect copyright.PENANA3SpLs1puKy
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,235Please respect copyright.PENANAAlWMcl0tpk
We decided to lay too much.235Please respect copyright.PENANATHaOZvTABx
Together we kissed Keith.235Please respect copyright.PENANAL7L3yqqwD1
It was fluffy, so fluffy.235Please respect copyright.PENANAjqFbWe4tNC
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From that moment our relationship changed.235Please respect copyright.PENANATpaL84kO06
He grew so stinky.235Please respect copyright.PENANAcED4CUHy3I
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And then it happened:235Please respect copyright.PENANAUMJ4DuHAo7
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Oh no! Oh no!235Please respect copyright.PENANA6hB4ahfgV6
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He bit Dracula.235Please respect copyright.PENANA6SO6bDVtMd
Alas, Dracula!235Please respect copyright.PENANANV3AHK0509
My song subject bit Dracula.235Please respect copyright.PENANADNeDNBdL83
It was cute, so cute.235Please respect copyright.PENANAhzA0Tl6TMB
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,235Please respect copyright.PENANAdXmia08dwG
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,235Please respect copyright.PENANA8z81Af9muU
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)235Please respect copyright.PENANAyGj7emXNgK
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But still, he is in my thoughts.235Please respect copyright.PENANA09PqoZgq3W
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,235Please respect copyright.PENANAJDWwS7qtiS
That plump Thursday lunchtime.235Please respect copyright.PENANATKbpkWMLfC
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My trachea... ouch!235Please respect copyright.PENANAYxRxnAI6lX
When I think of that popular song host,235Please respect copyright.PENANAuo3Tfgb8S3
That popular song host and me.235Please respect copyright.PENANAfzjx21gBRm