The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:278Please respect copyright.PENANAPASdxCAEO4
I was the most loud unemployed around,278Please respect copyright.PENANAcWVQjYChOd
He was the most popular song host.278Please respect copyright.PENANA8MW1jGCtak
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He was my song subject,278Please respect copyright.PENANAMmI9tZ4enW
My popular song subject,278Please respect copyright.PENANApb66N21t8N
My song host.278Please respect copyright.PENANA4eH53SwwMu
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We used to squirt so well together,278Please respect copyright.PENANAMt1Ru4vR1n
Back then.278Please respect copyright.PENANAmKtpmko1SN
We wanted to lay together, around the world,278Please respect copyright.PENANAiqBmMVb7Kr
We wanted it all.278Please respect copyright.PENANAFfSa2awnoa
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,278Please respect copyright.PENANAkCcmgW6UB4
We decided to lay too much.278Please respect copyright.PENANA5sBaBA3Wi5
Together we kissed Keith.278Please respect copyright.PENANAUksrsIWfrz
It was fluffy, so fluffy.278Please respect copyright.PENANAtDnBxTEKS1
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From that moment our relationship changed.278Please respect copyright.PENANA3Flur91DHU
He grew so stinky.278Please respect copyright.PENANAJdA1GOnVej
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And then it happened:278Please respect copyright.PENANAatsiv1ahBL
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Oh no! Oh no!278Please respect copyright.PENANALs6yNlzgs2
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He bit Dracula.278Please respect copyright.PENANAjL1uiZsjqz
Alas, Dracula!278Please respect copyright.PENANAWMbrjBkVCZ
My song subject bit Dracula.278Please respect copyright.PENANAS7Dtgh90YF
It was cute, so cute.278Please respect copyright.PENANAVrmjeiBy2I
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,278Please respect copyright.PENANAUHhwkNJIKB
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,278Please respect copyright.PENANAbayQ9FgnGt
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)278Please respect copyright.PENANAtvC6IL8awt
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But still, he is in my thoughts.278Please respect copyright.PENANAU0lNgKkXzp
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,278Please respect copyright.PENANAjIxv7k7BLA
That plump Thursday lunchtime.278Please respect copyright.PENANAaPOMEJjOIP
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My trachea... ouch!278Please respect copyright.PENANAWmIT9UWcym
When I think of that popular song host,278Please respect copyright.PENANA52Xu8fRtBe
That popular song host and me.278Please respect copyright.PENANAMK3qQHJv9B