"Waldo, we need you just as much as you need us."
I've had it with these cows. I looked around to double check there went any people near by.
"What do you want with me." I stupidly asked the cows.
"We need you" they all responded in unison.
OK it was definitely the cows.
"For what?" I asked feeling very odd speaking to these cows
"Something big." They responded.
"Of course." I said angrily. "What else would it be."
"The time is now." They continued
"Oh yeah," my voice raising, knowing I have gone insane. "The time for what."
"Our exodus."
"Your what now?"
"Our exodus. Our freedom from this wretched farm."
"OK, have fun with that. Ill be in my house trying to restore my sanity."
"We need you to lead us." One of the cows said.
"Of course you do." I said walking away.
"Lead us, Lead us, Lead us." The cows began to chant.
I continued walking.
Suddenly I tripped over a rock.
"Look" the cows mumbled to each other. "It's the will of the grass. All praise the grass savior of all cows."
The cows crashed out of their fence. One grabbed my leg in its mouth, and dragged me into their field. The other 4 cows repaired the fence, while inside it.
"You will be are leader." They began chanting.
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