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No Plagiarism!xXT5AdBe1bqvlrqYJwCTposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection756PENANAiOXZdN3W77 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection756PENANAqrAtQl7TaD 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection756PENANAfc6KXQx7oo 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection756PENANARP5V86JWqn 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection756PENANATPpRg4qoHx 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection756PENANALV2rAOVtq4 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection756PENANAKq6ilI6bwU 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection756PENANAtMIFTsPxR1 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection756PENANAJywL3D0c3d 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection756PENANAhPe0JsN0PD 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection756PENANAoNCXu8i8c0 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection756PENANAnznYvD1qO1 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection756PENANA706htd60Cn 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection756PENANAkfHweAqM9C 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection756PENANAhzr5bhyNKE 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection756PENANAOlmQvZTEne 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection756PENANAfY9nU42jn7 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection756PENANAVs0fDoBylj 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection756PENANAnP1PnlEN3n 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection756PENANAKENPvPfmpG 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection756PENANAf9ApQxKNIg 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection756PENANADeiBIgHMVB 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection756PENANAJEwQy4XpWk 維尼
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