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No Plagiarism!si3oZaH2hkzxnuYsGqt2posted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection755PENANAyz6tUO3fqO 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection755PENANAOD5LJgGpUv 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection755PENANAfJoXVqPRpl 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection755PENANADxbGwhLnHo 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection755PENANAqBBTVInDb8 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection755PENANAnY99JxazI4 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection755PENANAcg3Kc2E8Ny 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection755PENANArksk0GnzMr 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection755PENANAsPWTkKh37N 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection755PENANAR4MWpB7SmB 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection755PENANAty7JSzaNQj 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection755PENANAxX7NHHXCKA 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection755PENANA8Uuux6zZTP 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection755PENANACy53MYGdxl 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection755PENANAYiiBinpSvr 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection755PENANAAj6Z3GGuB2 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection755PENANACQFej02WIW 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection755PENANABrdxGX1QZj 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection755PENANAGxPT2qhdcC 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection755PENANAdGmaXTerEi 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection755PENANAmDM1nrjUZP 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection755PENANAo1XCTk3Ak7 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection755PENANAvdN2g8vK9G 維尼
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