"OK"
"In the begging there was grass. A lot off grass. A planet full of grass. The next night there came dew. The dew became oceans.
In those oceans the grass formed into a narwhal. His name was Dale. And from Dale, the grass created another. Her name was jipersmackersuperphatantiprocowibition. Together they lived happily for an entire 3 minutes."
"Mooo" the cows said. "Three minutes without eating grass."
"After those three minutes, the narwhals exploded. And out of their remains came all the animals. Except the finest, most superior one, Cows."
"You mean humans." I said.
The cows began laughing. "Humans will be cow slaves."
"Shh" said Betsy. "After the remains created all these animals, including humans, the grass felt lonely. So it created cows. And cows, and more cows. Until one day, the cows got full, and stopped eating the grass. The grass Punished the cows by making them human slaves for 4000 years. All those years, Cows felt sorry for their actions and apologized to the grass by eating it.
And now, The time has come, we cows shall be free."
"Free, free, free" the cows chanted.
I joined them.
"Free, free, free."
ns 15.158.61.20da2
