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ns 15.158.61.54da2 我在平時沒有什麼特別的嗜好或是興趣。206Please respect copyright.PENANAVx2V5Xp3b8
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但是如果硬要說的話,觀察人們日常的對話應該算是我在人生中最主要的娛樂。206Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mi086kH2o
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因為這個原因,所以我選擇了一個最能近距離觀察大眾的職業──計程車司機。206Please respect copyright.PENANAtLhM6ZuvcH
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現在是早上八點十分,我正開著我的計程車行駛在路上。206Please respect copyright.PENANAIgewQfBMMN
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在馬路旁,我看見五位學生在對著我招手。這可是今天的第一筆生意。206Please respect copyright.PENANADaeV4P96Is
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我把車子停靠在路邊,一位少女打開車門,邊喊著「小夫~我要進來囉~」邊坐了進來。206Please respect copyright.PENANAOLfwWSnfeo
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「早安啊司機叔叔~」她開始「啪、啪、啪」地拍著我半禿的頭。206Please respect copyright.PENANAmWBaQG684F
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「別亂喊奇怪的東西!話說妳給我住手啊!!那個…司機先生,不好意思…這傢伙有點醉……」
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她旁邊的少年趕忙擠進車把她的手抓住,然後對我道歉。206Please respect copyright.PENANALlL2fle2eT
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「沒關係沒關係!」我笑著回答。早上八點就喝醉,這就是青春嗎…?206Please respect copyright.PENANAcQNZe7Hpim
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「我們要去這個地址。」少年給我看他手機上的地址。206Please respect copyright.PENANA2Uyyp85U0w
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「沒問題!」我回答,「你們是要去看展覽是吧!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAVVLE5wtNOO
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「不,」另外一位少年用手掌按著臉回答,「那裡是與我原本的世界最相近的傳送點…我們需要盡快趕到,才能解救我族正在受苦的同胞──」206Please respect copyright.PENANAFpLhRhXXuc
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「好的,你給我自己去坐前面。」另外兩位少年跟著擠進七人座計程車的最後面。206Please respect copyright.PENANAJTUYmNYEjM
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「……」他默默地坐到副駕駛座上。206Please respect copyright.PENANAN8ljx5XZCr
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「要喝嗎?」才剛上路,少女就拿出一瓶玻璃瓶遞給我。看起來像是酒精飲料。206Please respect copyright.PENANAgyXpnjykzh
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「他怎麼可能會喝!司機還要開車呢!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAZl4dAuvQJU
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「這個又不會醉!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAHYEn0t7yft
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「不會醉嗎?幾趴?」206Please respect copyright.PENANA6daf4yHyDe
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「九十六。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAxQbNZM7HGG
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「九十六趴最好不會醉!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA87HKTHIRiI
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「你現在是在汙辱我的早餐嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAaVYRCHQf53
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「到底是哪隻瘋狗會在早餐喝生命之水啊啊啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8clCLICRX
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「幸好我有帶水。」坐在最後面的少年開口。206Please respect copyright.PENANAKrscdwzs2T
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「這是幾?」少女比出一根手指。206Please respect copyright.PENANAK6UFwe3os5
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「一。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAa7lUSEG1Kh
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「但是我怎麼看都是三欸。」206Please respect copyright.PENANA1lSoyagdZI
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「現在是怪我囉!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZIolonhxO
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「你喝太多水了吧…讓你的意識都不清楚了。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAXy89IqDEZK
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「到底是誰連自己比多少都不知道!妳的意識才不清楚咧!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAzW2PUZ3qh6
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「要不要喝點酒醒醒水?」少女關切地把酒瓶遞到後座。206Please respect copyright.PENANAG8fGKfLvFd
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「鬼才需要!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAuEvZfxvLGx
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「你們是學生嗎?」我好奇地問,一邊經過一個紅綠燈。206Please respect copyright.PENANAq2ZbHk8Bt1
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「不是,剛剛說過了,我是異世界來的勇──」206Please respect copyright.PENANAIQCDDlcQvL
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「好的先生,該吃藥囉。」坐在後座的少年用糖果塞住他的嘴巴。206Please respect copyright.PENANAmO6iF0Egrv
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「吃藥的時候要配水喔。」坐在後座的少女狂灌前座的少年酒。206Please respect copyright.PENANAoDUeIW1tOJ
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「唔唔唔唔唔唔唔唔…」前座的少年才喝了兩口就開始翻白眼、口吐白沫。206Please respect copyright.PENANAke1ypQgZDG
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「「…………」」後面的幾位少年面面相覷。206Please respect copyright.PENANAxMrwkx6fkm
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「你做了什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAGOC0bfl8k7
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「讓他清醒啊?」206Please respect copyright.PENANACC642rD6ZK
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「他這樣看起來像是醒過來了嗎!?」坐在少女旁邊的少年一把抓住酒瓶,搖下車窗將酒瓶往外扔。206Please respect copyright.PENANAvfU2IU94pI
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「不!!!!!約翰醬!!!!!!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAx3wlBa5aGn
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「這種不中不西的命名是怎樣啦!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAWiNC5wZXLW
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「閉嘴你這個非自願性處男!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAgr9eAVid07
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「……這句話不知道為啥戳到我的痛點了欸。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAHBsyC9YL8q
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「我的生命啊啊啊啊啊啊QAQ…」206Please respect copyright.PENANA2RPJOplPuU
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「為啥顏文字會出現在對話框裡面!!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAmThnClcqWq
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「Je suis très triste.」206Please respect copyright.PENANAAqqspbibBh
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「這一段又是什麼鬼!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAlqw3wmcphi
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「法文。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAFh1Ly0DvBq
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「妳為什麼會說法文!?這又是什麼意思?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAgEfnrh6ta8
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「我很難過。」206Please respect copyright.PENANA6aUQzMWBNc
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「那妳直接用中文說『我很難過』不就好了嗎!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAW6EI5foeQY
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「我難過到一時之間無法用中文正確表達出我的情緒,就跟前座那傢伙一樣。」206Please respect copyright.PENANALFvtKF805l
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「他是根本無法表達吧!連意識都消失了啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAGZVV72mF6X
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「他一定是在為約翰醬感到難過…」206Please respect copyright.PENANA49dw1ERotc
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「並沒有!他剛剛才差點被約翰醬害死啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA8mc7aFaWZr
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「你們真是太殘酷了……」206Please respect copyright.PENANAQovxV3nxjb
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「妳不要拿酒出來就不會發生這些事啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAjzdwYva6CT
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「我要祭拜約翰醬的在天之靈…」少女又掏出一瓶小瓶的酒。206Please respect copyright.PENANA7BdoP6bJ2H
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「……不行,她根本沒在聽啊。」坐在最後面的其中一位少年說。206Please respect copyright.PENANASGK5TXYAjk
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「我有一個方法。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAVEXlLGsJAk
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「什麼方法?」206Please respect copyright.PENANADE54EZouI4
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「只要加熱之後酒精就會蒸發了吧。」我聽見「啪嘰」的聲音。206Please respect copyright.PENANAgxmItzylP2
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「給我把打火機收起來啊!你是想把整台車炸掉吧!我到底為啥會答應跟你們一起出來玩啊!司機先生,拜託你了,現在讓我下車啊啊啊啊啊!!!」坐在最後面的少年崩潰大喊。206Please respect copyright.PENANA0vrb3BlfVw
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「可是展覽會場有賣O醬的人形抱枕喔。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAd1OwkhPyn8
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「…真是沒辦法啊,你們成功說服我了,我還是勉為其難跟你們去好了。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAeJVZaKlynM
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「O醬的抱枕比你的生命還要重要嗎!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAju7IM7NHRt
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「O醬的抱枕比我打工那邊的老闆還重要好嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAHjKNJNkyJi
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「我要打電話給你的老闆。」少女旁的少年拿出手機。206Please respect copyright.PENANANgXNG2JbGR
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「那個,班長,我剛剛是開玩笑的,請放過我,我還要為O醬與我的未來繼續打拼。」206Please respect copyright.PENANATampmOZ2q9
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「所以說到底還是為了O醬嗎!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANASAuLbtmFL2
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「當然。我總是以O醬與我的未來為優先考量。就連考試的時候也一樣。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAP2MZMjpGxf
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「你在開玩笑嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANASfSgxJlisb
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「雖然不知為何我考試總是很低分,但是我從不拿我與O醬的未來開玩笑。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAOEvlleFRwb
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「這就是你考試低分的原因啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA6FCOiBdc7E
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「司機大叔,你抽菸嗎?」坐在最後面的另一位少年問我。206Please respect copyright.PENANA56S1Vk96zu
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「還蠻常抽的呢,」我回答,「心情好的時候抽,心情不好的時候也抽……菸對我來說就跟生活上的良藥一樣,是不可或缺的存在。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAhTJgHgB0rK
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「那您應該能接受您的計程車內有火吧?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAFTsYbcqb00
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「完全是不一樣的概念吧!你真的想燒了這台車嗎!!」似乎是班長的少年吐槽。206Please respect copyright.PENANANFRWIlFJrI
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「我生活上的良藥被奪走了啊……我的約翰醬啊啊啊……」少女邊流淚邊大口喝飲料。206Please respect copyright.PENANAZQUsgCduxz
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「不是叫妳把酒收起來了嗎!!!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAuMjiAZZp9f
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「你沒有體會過…失去摯愛的痛苦……」206Please respect copyright.PENANAp9YaevimN4
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「妳等等別看展覽了,給我直接去勒戒所!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANALqK9sgaiLY
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「我才不要回去那裡咧。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAeXkdf0Y6ms
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「原來妳已經去過了嗎!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAj3qOZWQpI1
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「雖然這麼說,但是那裡的叔叔阿姨們怕我傷心,都一直稱讚我很乖喔。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAKl76GjbDNA
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「為什麼啊?你是不是對他們做了什麼?」206Please respect copyright.PENANA6XPiD8F34i
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「他們好像對所有手上有刀的人都這樣說。」206Please respect copyright.PENANALHeisUY2Ox
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「原來是有生命危險啊啊啊啊啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAAx9cbT0UAe
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「同學們,我們快到目的地了喔!」我轉彎,打了方向燈,順便提醒聊得正熱烈的他們,「準備叫你們睡著的同學起床了喔!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAs4Lq9FD3j8
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「再讓他睡一下吧。」少女回答。206Please respect copyright.PENANAgVwDpeCiqD
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「你根本是打算讓他永眠在這台計程車上了吧!!」他旁邊的少年再次吐槽,接著開始拍打前座少年的臉部,「喂喂!醒來啊!你不是還要解救你的同族同胞嗎!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAcnDmKYfmK1
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「他就在偷懶咩。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAjTJTotpoZo
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「我還是第一次看到偷懶的人翻白眼跟口吐白沫啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAzJkPrq3I1k
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「他可能正在做有關溺水的夢。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAvSsKDi80Yi
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「為什麼偷個懶要這麼痛苦!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA2eUP7QKLXm
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「因為他覺得人生不能太平順,偶爾也要有點挑戰。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAM5Kdl894hw
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「再這樣下去他的人生就快結束了啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAVvkvBYF2mF
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「班長!我知道了!」坐在他身後的少年大聲地說,「人只要在瀕臨危險的時候,就會產生危機感,就算是在失去意識的時候也會因為萌生『快逃』的念頭而醒來!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAFz7HL1klPt
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「你是在哪聽到的?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAtZKKNa234o
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「『O醬的大冒險』。」206Please respect copyright.PENANApChaMAgp84
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「……我先不吐槽這點,先問一下你們要怎麼製造危機感?」206Please respect copyright.PENANA7n9TmMm9by
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「製造假車禍。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAfuYLhC7TAL
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「車又不是你在開!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA931DEbs1QB
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「相信我,我可以的。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAmwSmnKXByN
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「你不是說過會為O醬的未來著想嗎!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAHqOAfOBh2k
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「那放火。」另一位少年接口。206Please respect copyright.PENANApHerOAYB2i
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「不!可!以!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAGbUg5foa9g
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「啊,我剛好有帶剃刀。」少女從包包掏出一把剃刀。206Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0azexD77u
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「妳為什麼會帶剃刀去逛展覽!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAniLM76l3fE
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「不是每個人都有嗎?你們沒帶喔?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAcAW92cxd7r
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「誰會帶啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA9NLa5GnxyB
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「我先這樣、這樣」少女邊說邊把剃刀放在前座少年的頭髮上比劃,「他的頭就會覺得冰冰涼涼的,說不定他就會醒來了!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAEkrychL9fI
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「啊!」有一台機車突然從對街衝了出來,我急急忙忙踩了煞車,差一點就撞到他了,真的好險。206Please respect copyright.PENANAloKbAnAmgh
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「啊。」在我緊急煞車時,少女的剃刀剛剛好從少年的頭頂嚕過去。206Please respect copyright.PENANAiItsacmRV1
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一大搓頭髮從少年的頭上掉到他的腿上。206Please respect copyright.PENANAb3j8f4P1tY
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「抱歉,頭髮我等等清就好,你們先繼續聊。」我說。206Please respect copyright.PENANAe4wq4d3Ty1
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「唔唔唔……」變成地中海的少年揉揉雙眼,困惑地看了看四周,接著想起自己還在計程車上。206Please respect copyright.PENANAE7dyUZYB6C
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後座的少年們全部盯著少女,前座的少年則打了一個大大的呵欠,還不知道發生了什麼事。206Please respect copyright.PENANA0q03sP5kjB
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「……往好處想,他真的醒了咩。」少女說。206Please respect copyright.PENANAJp9SdB1XRD
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「你們剛剛在說什麼?」前座的少年想看後照鏡,但是雙眼立馬被坐在他後面的班長摀住。206Please respect copyright.PENANAtKLQJo9p2h
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「那個啥…你先不要看後面可能比較好…?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAzgJY8UIuJY
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「為什麼?」206Please respect copyright.PENANA5NnEib0qbC
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「因為後面有相當恐怖的怪獸…你看一眼就會後悔,呃,你的頭髮變長的時間?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAehf9lmOjY1
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「嗯?是邊緣獸嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAO5iY6H2Beq
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班長跟少女看了一眼坐在班長後面的少年。206Please respect copyright.PENANAE9KpocpcS8
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「「對。」」206Please respect copyright.PENANALoe1cV7G53
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「你們太過分了吧!?」被看的少年抗議。206Please respect copyright.PENANAjeTZltLZYG
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「好吧。」不過前座的少年看來是相信了。
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「話說我的頭頂感覺怎麼不太一樣…好像變得涼了一點?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAaVF1XlpbiY
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「……你的頭頂剛剛噴出了一道金色的光。」班長說。206Please respect copyright.PENANALr8YiKOYvG
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「還有一隻龍跑出來。」少女接口。206Please respect copyright.PENANAZFMKpmicmz
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「跑到哪?」前座的少年驚訝道,拼命想掙脫班長的手,但是雙眼還是被緊緊蒙住。206Please respect copyright.PENANAF8wwo3Bm57
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「我的包包裡面。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAXLl8qzsvWK
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「為什麼龍會跑到妳的包包裡面!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA2e6YBLNLOU
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「不信你看。」少女從包包掏出一瓶高粱。206Please respect copyright.PENANABBzq3ricO8
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「走你。」他旁邊的班長奪過酒瓶,熟練的搖下車窗,往外丟。206Please respect copyright.PENANARkCz6osdZz
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「我的噴射火焰.本田三世啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANARgLdvP7X5Z
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「這已經是招式的名稱了吧!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAFTwzGNOuMp
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然後班長突然發現,自己的手,在剛剛離開了地中海少年的臉。206Please respect copyright.PENANAlxprv0YkRg
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地中海少年正茫然的盯著自己在後照鏡中光禿禿的頭頂。206Please respect copyright.PENANAgirsFIo6EL
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在他開口之前,少女率先開始了動作。206Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9cmoQaEmt
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「惡靈退散啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」她開始狂巴少年的臉。206Please respect copyright.PENANAm4IrjToc8H
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「撐住!地中海先生!頭髮會長回來的!」班長後面的邊緣少年幫腔。206Please respect copyright.PENANA6dxQUMbciJ
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「你閉嘴啦!」班長肘擊邊緣少年的臉 ,「上啊瘋狗!不要讓他有任何思考的機會啊啊啊啊啊啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA98DP1IPEXA
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「欸,問你一個問題喔,」少女馬上接口,「小明身上有一百塊,牛肉一盒八十塊,請問恩歪凱蒂武士今年幾歲?」206Please respect copyright.PENANApuo4BjQbLG
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「幹的好!這個問題完全沒有邏輯!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAwHsFqLLqdq
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「……」少女看起來有點受傷。206Please respect copyright.PENANAD4lhzUy4uX
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「為什麼受傷的反而是妳啊啊啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANARsfSDzyr9s
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「我的頭髮啊…」地中海少年既錯愕又傷心臉孔讓他看起來瞬間老了十歲。算上頭髮的話總共老了七十歲。206Please respect copyright.PENANAooh7LMLpGG
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「還是不行!必須要讓他沒有思考的空間才行!」邊緣少年說。206Please respect copyright.PENANAnPtKto9GVz
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「我來。」沉默一陣子的燃燒少年掏出瓦斯噴槍。206Please respect copyright.PENANAqgs74YSSyQ
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「為什麼你會帶瓦斯噴槍來逛展覽啊啊啊啊啊啊!我說不要讓他有思考的空間不是讓你直接把他的大腦燒掉啊!!」206Please respect copyright.PENANASQfAF6qRRt
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「嘖。」206Please respect copyright.PENANArdxtSbKQPF
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「…等等,你該不會真的想這樣做吧?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAdOZVuIl8gQ
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「方方子,我的助聽器在哪裡?」地中海少年突然開口。206Please respect copyright.PENANADX3CCDBbiu
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「方方子是誰啦!」206Please respect copyright.PENANANAWXGbkB1t
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「方方子,我的假牙在哪裡?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAk1UsqA6E3S
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「形容你老了七十歲不是叫你真的變成老人型態啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANA8TnTUzFmIc
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「方方子,我住在美國的兒子還好嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANANF2yhPitZk
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「原來方方子是你的看護啊!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAUoHMIVMbp8
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的兒子在前年已經車禍過世了…我果然還是忘不了他啊。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAJmfo0q5sM2
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「…為什麼我突然有點想哭?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAAXuDc2Un4Y
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「方方子,那我的老伴還好嗎?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAJnpXoqNnjH
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「與老太太分居了嗎!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAN8a6OrFYYu
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「對了,方方子,妳說的沒錯…我的太太在去年已經被正在旋轉的神奇書屋撞死了…我果然還是忘不了她啊。」206Please respect copyright.PENANA1vrponhk5j
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「這又是什麼超展開!?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAgVQe9luivp
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「快到目的地了,得趕緊讓他恢復原狀才行!」邊緣少年說。206Please respect copyright.PENANALf32nbQiA2
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「不然…」聽他們交談許久的我開口,「用我的假髮如何?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAS322gr2RYj
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「咦咦?大叔你有戴假髮嗎?」少女問道。206Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6YGmKXNG2
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「有時候會戴,不過像今天太熱了就只是放在副駕駛座的置物箱。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9Biurdeyp
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「這樣不太好吧…?」班長說道,「再怎麼說那也是──」206Please respect copyright.PENANAfK44kPQvJk
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「沒關係啦!」我豪爽地笑道,「我老了,有些東西已經用不到了,讓給有需要的人有什麼不好?」206Please respect copyright.PENANAz1wDct3PQF
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「……這句話用在這裡好像不太對。」206Please respect copyright.PENANAapw5togqeB
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「真的沒關係!」我在他們的目的地停下計程車,接著在副駕駛座的抽屜翻找,挖出一頂假髮,然後戴到地中海少年的頭上。206Please respect copyright.PENANAWeJe6QfkrL
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「唔唔…剛剛發生什麼事了?今天不是要上學嗎?我怎麼在計程車上?」地中海少年恢復原狀。206Please respect copyright.PENANAE5MHBGuXEA
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「他的記憶直接恢復原廠設定了啊!」206Please respect copyright.PENANAj1DG6YQaTo
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「不過至少比剛剛見人就叫『方方子』的型態好多了吧…」206Please respect copyright.PENANAyV78b11gG9
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「司機先生,真的很謝謝您。」班長道謝,接著他們一行人付了錢,下車朝展覽的入口前進。206Please respect copyright.PENANA93JLlEYIno
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我搖下車窗,拿起胸前口袋的那包菸,點了一根。206Please respect copyright.PENANAZBCytDcxZ3
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我吸了一口菸,然後緩緩吐氣,看著絲綢般的煙冉冉上升,接著被風吹散。206Please respect copyright.PENANAI9vAltvxlR
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「這就是青春嗎?真是懷念啊……」206Please respect copyright.PENANAK6Kw9Txgzi
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「啊啊…今天有O醬的快閃展覽呢……」男同學看著窗戶外面的雲說道。206Please respect copyright.PENANAkOd8QHjjCB
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「沒辦法啊,誰叫今天是平日。」三岐說。206Please respect copyright.PENANAVueepgqJ7u
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「好想買一個O醬的抱枕回家喔。」男同學抱怨。206Please respect copyright.PENANAXO9BeKXDo0
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「噁男…」賴妍灌了口啤酒不屑道。206Please respect copyright.PENANAS3BBDqTPmz
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