Unfortunately the effect of chocolate has began to wore off not long after I broke free. One chocolate is just a small morsel.
As I was wandering through forest I started to hear some noise and it was getting louder. I looked up and saw a helicopter flying toward my former prison. Oh, that was quick my pursuers are already here. I must hide somwhere and best place for that would be mountains. I have won race-walking championship at kindergarten, therefore I setted a hot pace and I headed to the mountains. I was getting closer with breathtaking speed of 4 kilometers per hour. Even this shocking speed was not wnough, because I have soon heard that my chasers are right behind me. I decided to stop for a moment and catch my breath. The power of chocolate is no longer with me and that means that I am helpless.I cannot go back to that fucking cell. I was desperately thinking about how can I get from this situation. I concentrated my attention inwards and I have found HUGE source of energy - my humongous belly. It Is not just thing that I am most proud of, but also a storage of chocolate power. Guys with camo clothing (like camo flipflops, camo caps...) surrounded me and they were aiming at me with rifles and some guys also had rocket launchers. "You can either surrender, or you can end up as a colander, its up to you." said thei leader. They underestimated me ... again. "HA HA HA no this is your chance to go away and live." I said with breaking cringe voice. "LOL, everybody shoot this little fat shit." shouted leader. In that milisecond I dissolved my belly fat into particles of pure energy. This caused blast wave so strong that the soldiers flew away like grains of sand in typhoon. Every tree in radius of 50 kilometers had fallen and on whole planet tsunamis, with waves up to 10 meters high, occurred. This blast also caused failure of all electronic devices in whole Germany. Then my vision was shrouded in fog and my legs were trembling. I wanted to continue to some safe place, but I was too weak. I just laid on ground and closed my eyes.
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