When i came home from school today I was starving for chocolate. I went to my room and inspected my chocolate storage. It was EMPTY. How could I be so featherheaded, I should have replenished it.
My heart rate suddenly jumped to at least 180 BPM. I panicked and started running aimlessly around the house and screaming. I didn't know what to do. After about 4 seconds I needed to stop and catch breath. I was EXTREMELY sweating from that run. I calmed down a bit and started searching for peace of chocolate. I realized that if I don't replenish my dose of chocolate soon it will be very bad.
I started searching all over the house. I was throwing things out of cabinets and leaving them on ground, but I couldn't find even a single piece of chocolate. I grabbed i kitchen knife and ... I cutted open all the pillows, duvets and mattresses. I was hoping that there would be chocolate sewn in a beddings, but unfortunately there was nothing, but feathers.
I got an idea, I will call mom, maybe she can buy some chocolate.
"Hello little big fattie." Said my mom happily.
"Hi." Said I embarassed.
"What's going on?"
"Can you buy me some chocolate?"
"Sure, but I will be home in few hours." When she said that, I just hung up desperately. I don't have time to spare, I must act. I am ready to go to shop by myself. OH NO it is here my withdrawal symptoms. My whole body started to shake uncontrollably and suddenly I felt weak. I was laying on shredded sofa and trying to recover a bit. "I must go when I still can." I tried to motivate myself and rolled out of the sofa.
Nearest shop was about kilometer away. It may not look like much but it is interstellar distance for my chunky obese body. When I was tottering to the shop, I saw a beggar. He was playing on accordion. I stole some money from home, but I knew, that there is never enough chocolate and that I must get every possible money for it, so I came to the beggar and took money from his begging cup. I opened my mouth as most as I could, that he could see what awaits him if he would protest.
After half an hour of crawling I was finally in the shop. I took a shopping cart and it served me as a walker. I was loading the shopping cart with my favorite chocolate and all of a sudden an old man was running towards me. He was wearing bathrobe and slippers and screaming.
"Greetings Augustus Gloop, I am your biggest fan. Can I please get your stool sample."
"No" Said I calmly. He was clearly crazy so i ran over him with my shopping cart. I have heard sounds of cracking bones and then I have left the crime scene.
I have bought 14 bars of chocolate. It isn't much, I know, but I hope it will be enough for a few days. When I left the shop I went to dark corner behind the building and there I ate 4 whole bars of chocolate. My hands were so shaking, that I almost couldnt ate the chocolate. After i have fullfilled my lust for chocolate, I was laying for a while happily on dirty ground next to bins.
When I got home my parents were already there. They were very upset, because I have caused such a mess.
"What have you done humongous one?" Said my mom.
"There was no chocolate." I was defending myself.
"That is not an excuse Augustus. I think we should cure you from your addiction." Said my father angrily.
"You can't take my chocolate from me." Cried I.
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