Albert initiated me into the secrets of Bratwursts. Albert recounted: "Once upon a time, when there was no fat food, people were thin, weak and always hungry. People went hunting or gathering every day and could never be sure that they would find any food and live to see the next day. And when they did find food, it was nutritionally poor and didn't contain enough important nutrients. Most people at that time were deficient in omega 3 fatty acids." Albert told it so dramatically and with such passion that I began to fear him.
"Saint Shrek watched how people struggled just to eat, at least their poor food, and he felt sorry for them. So he took pity on them, and decided to create a proper and healthy meal for them, which in itself would contain absolutely all the vitamins and minerals necessary for the proper functioning of the organism. Shrek sacrificed his own finger, which he plucked off and used his magical power to transform it into the food of all foods. Then Shrek reached into space and picked up a piece of nebula from a distant cosmic corner, which he then transformed into a very a hot vegetable, which today we call horseradish. This delicate dish, this ambrosia, combines both the delicate and fatty notes of perfectly cooked meat and the hot shades of horseradish, which help the bratwurst to be absorbed perfectly into the body." Albert began to blush and roll his eyes as he told this part.
Albert paused for a moment, then came within an inch of me and continued in a whisper: "But over time, mankind deviated from the original recipe and began to add other ingredients to bratwursts. Some of the biggest heretics replaced horseradish with ketchup, and thereby destroyed the whole essence of bratwurst , because they upset the natural balance between the slightly fatty meat and the hot side dish." Albert spat in disgust, but because he was so close to me, he accidentally spat in my face. He didn't seem to mind and continued: "With this unbelieving act, they also tarnished the good name of bratwurst creator Shrek the Great. You may have heard of the holy grail, but you probably haven't heard that the holy grail is not a cup but a recipe for bratwursts written by Shrek in his own hand. I can see into your soul August and I can say, that your soul is fat and good, so the secret will be safe with you. The recipe for Bratwurst is hidden here in Bierberg monastery. The monks here are trained in ancient martial art called LARDjustsu, we will begin your training tomorrow"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U8gGsI66l
