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君子之學必好問。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlKAL6DYMQ
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNl7BbOJNJ
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問與學，相輔而行者也，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw7rYpcLiK
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qnLXQdO1D
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非學無以致疑，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEqINnctRc
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWxqTY5vZv
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非問無以廣識。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7KPevuVdK
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsmTvV6s6X
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好學而不勤問，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFh4Xr4Ivw
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNTE5L5q3u
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非真能好學者也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ8nPw50Yt
不能算是個真正的修道者。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD4d81kbns
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理明矣，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPe81vKc6n
會說很多大道理，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38GokKb12s
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而或不達於事，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMqbupsYvx
日子卻擺明了過不下去，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8lC3lbraV
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識其大矣，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnqZWIT8dJ
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjc6n6hyTX
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而或不知其細，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A5v4ANvxy
卻連車票的錢都買不起，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwip0gXQwaX
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舍問，其奚決焉！562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0syrloCov
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKslHUdmwb
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賢於己者，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaAVllDQUU
遇到比自己有錢的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg69fzSmDg
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問焉以破其疑，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VuFeaeThO
對他募款來舒解困境，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjbbPJakCn
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所謂就有道而正也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rRLBEfIEn
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6KQ32mpBw
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不如己者，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg30a9nhJY1
比自己窮的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj8sAsaAah
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問焉以求一得，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmizCbDpBVI
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8TBpVxLLn
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所謂以能問於不能，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9JaX9IWs1
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNoEuOExwa
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以多問於寡也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21OAFmDcMg
別拿豆包不當乾糧。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGse1kfEh1
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等於己者，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fRY4ybpxy
財產和自己差不多的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH1QNUgM8Y
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問焉以資切磋，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oFSFIPr6W
跟他募款就當朋友交培，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp48CIWXuO
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所謂交相問難，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IzlOQsbx6
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xb0LtLB8Z
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審問而明辨之也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SVQdzzfcY
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DlyqQKWJp
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJquqomiJCu書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvYYxQbRFg
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgeojOxAow
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuSWZ5zxZQ
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智者千慮，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhsvSR6OnG
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RHM2MMYTs
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必有一失。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7viuTKlZ7g
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxrhBUbX9N
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聖人之所不知，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq4jrfkOrI
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizdVRgqPVl
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未必不為愚人之所知也；562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRc4vm0TWr
未必平常人家的就不願意；562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHY7RTKf4M
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愚人之所能，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRw2SLbbWe
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgFZWr4jGT
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未必非聖人之所不能也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD3NBeBPIs
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFFQ7GRVA3
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理無專在，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOJh9TYNS8
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLglhDzjU0
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而學無止境也。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4VkTIHojx
就像修行的道路沒有終點。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9SSD8ez7q
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是故貴可以問賤，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFaGeLTm9q
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsfaZypa2t
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賢可以問不肖，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPGNDhIIqA
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOUxJvRrb5
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TNgGguk67
而老可以問幼，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsMuWJGw1S
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrsHKWDdvU
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唯道之所成而已矣。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzcMj3E86f
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRtR10ZHmn
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iqdM3fqZH
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl81kFS6ki5
562Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo1ATu0WKZ
不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
