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好學而不勤問，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y3tiqBF75
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R5OEtLJoX
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而或不達於事，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J6JpJpl0U
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卻連車票的錢都買不起，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreCSIJywvZ
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舍問，其奚決焉！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg5KMtPiry
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDm6e0YJcy
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問焉以破其疑，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAOEOJxAj2
對他募款來舒解困境，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf0tqQiHox
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所謂就有道而正也。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTl0M29WuD
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7G7yiLIvK
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnagkNKWC9H
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所謂以能問於不能，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82rBcUN5FY
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zu1RREppo
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財產和自己差不多的，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAJz7lOBxu
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問焉以資切磋，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq9CUMLSil
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正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKSFebC76R
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOPjHaEPax書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB6BgSGa8v
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPVAXWGG4P
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuNaMrnX8M
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智者千慮，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BCG2A74qH
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6poRQ2z1Q
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必有一失。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSo5W4KC31
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw3bznHyCt
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所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrFoAs3bTh
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未必不為愚人之所知也；581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUiw7C62jA
未必平常人家的就不願意；581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowiPyOMQa5
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愚人之所能，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2DyzCvnMj
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoO1TZvrk2
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未必非聖人之所不能也。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaiRrgMvMq
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWGBegVyGP
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理無專在，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuugf9dMxya
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd75ljciC7
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而學無止境也。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESzdjCZVXo
就像修行的道路沒有終點。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5maDWUlMR
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是故貴可以問賤，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfGZYPGHHV
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNP2qcSJcd
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六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYVAHfFYxW
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而老可以問幼，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO9859skW4
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx9cj5rSVK
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唯道之所成而已矣。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvueJKNrMgt
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AbbL5XBJ4
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSLPzsXti1
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAySDsRXg4
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
